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  • - [Jessica] Looking good, buddy.

  • Feel cozy and warm?

  • (classical music)

  • - Good morning, everyone

  • We are playing baseball today,

  • and look who's joining us.

  • Look at this little cute baseball fan.

  • (jazz piano music)

  • He's gonna root for Jacob.

  • That's his plan.

  • So cozy.

  • You're not gonna play baseball today?

  • - Well, I play baseball every once in a while,

  • but I also like playing it with Parker.

  • - [Chris] But you're wearing a baseball bow.

  • - I know.

  • - [Chris] You gotta play baseball.

  • - That's for Jacob.

  • I'm cheering him on.

  • - [Chris] Oh you're cheering on Jacob too?

  • So is Duncan.

  • But I think Duncan's gonna play.

  • - Seriously?

  • - [Chris] Yeah, he's gonna swing a bat.

  • He's gonna get a home run.

  • You don't think so?

  • - He's only six days old, Dad.

  • - [Chris] I know, tomorrow he's a week old.

  • Can you believe it?

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Chris] It's his week-old birthday.

  • And it's almost Parker's birthday.

  • Parker's birthday's in four days.

  • - Somebody push me on the swing.

  • - [Chris] Push you on the swing? Okay.

  • Hop up there.

  • Oh, close.

  • Try again.

  • One more time.

  • One more time.

  • Gotta reach up higher.

  • - Parker, let me help.

  • - [Chris] Oh, he wants to sit next to Catherine.

  • Hi, Catherine, how are you? - Good.

  • - [Chris] What do you got there?

  • What's around your shoulder?

  • Is that clay?

  • - No.

  • - What is it?

  • - These are my pretend baby.

  • - [Chris] That's your pretend baby?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Yeah?

  • Did you see our real baby?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Give me a big push.

  • - [Chris] You want a big push?

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Chris] Okay, it's gonna be big.

  • It's gonna be a big one.

  • - An underdog.

  • - [Chris] An underdog?

  • (Bailey squeals)

  • - [Chris] Whoa, ow.

  • Watch it.

  • Hey, careful.

  • (Bailey laughs)

  • Whoa.

  • Look at you in your little sports' outfit.

  • Are you ready to hit some balls?

  • You gonna get a home run?

  • No? - Ready for something.

  • - [Chris] You're so silent.

  • What's going on?

  • Hi.

  • Oh, there it is.

  • (lazy guitar music)

  • All right everybody.

  • Something really exciting happened today.

  • You wanna tell him Jacob?

  • - We won.

  • - You won, but what happened?

  • What happened when you went up to bat?

  • - I made a really big home run.

  • - He made a hoooome ruuuun.

  • And you did well, too, I think.

  • But Jacob got a home run,

  • that was awesome.

  • I'm in the garage right now.

  • We've been collecting boxes.

  • All of these boxes,

  • all of these boxes,

  • getting ready for our move.

  • And so the first thing that I'm gonna move is stuff

  • that we don't necessarily need here at this house.

  • Once such thing is this.

  • This is my magic shelf.

  • And there's some filming equipment up top here.

  • But most of this is just magic,

  • and then there's these costumes

  • that we use for music leads and stuff.

  • I'm gonna try and move this stuff to the new garage first.

  • It's usually pretty funny when I clean up

  • or organize the magic stuff because I find tricks

  • that I don't really have a routine for

  • or I haven't really used in a long time,

  • and I get all excited and play with it.

  • So maybe you'll see some new magic here

  • that will show up in a Magic Monday somewhere down the line.

  • Just wanna let you know,

  • no camera tricks.

  • (playful jazz music)

  • Magician fidget spinner.

  • As I was cleaning this out,

  • I found all these specialty decks of cards.

  • I don't really use these.

  • I don't play with them.

  • They've been just sitting on my shelf,

  • so I think I'm gonna do a giveaway.

  • If you're interested in these,

  • let me know in the comments' section down below,

  • and we'll do some giveaways of some special decks of cards

  • that you can get from me.

  • A lot of these have a story behind them,

  • so I'll tell you the story and then put 'em up

  • and give them away, but let me know if there's even

  • any interest in that in the comments' section down below.

  • The kids have Iwana tonight, so we're on a date,

  • and look who went on the date with us.

  • This little snoozer.

  • Hopefully he stays asleep, just for the date part.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Just for the dinner part. - For the food part.

  • - Once the food part's done, then he can wake up.

  • - Yeah.

  • - And we'll play with him.

  • We'll see.

  • Are you excited about going on a date?

  • - Yeah, I'm really excited.

  • - I'm super excited

  • and really hungry.

  • - I'm really hungry, yeah I was like,

  • I had my meal planned of what I was gonna order,

  • for an hour.

  • I was ready (laughs).

  • The guy came over and he was like,

  • would you like something to drink?

  • And I was like, I'd like to order.

  • - I knew what I wanted,

  • and then I added things to it (laughs).

  • I was like I'm really hungry, so let's get an appetizer

  • and then a side, and then the thing,

  • - I already ordered my dessert.

  • I was like, can you just put to the side

  • so no one else takes it?

  • - I forgot to order my dessert.

  • - Someone's gonna take it.

  • - Is someone gonna take my dessert?

  • I hope not.

  • - Dinner was delicious.

  • My dessert is now here.

  • And look at these handsome boys.

  • - This guy woke up.

  • - [Jessica] This guy woke up.

  • - Aw, little guy.

  • Aw, little guy.

  • - Duncan had pee pee in his diaper,

  • and Christopher went to go change him

  • while I ate my dessert,

  • and then I'm gonna feed Duncan

  • while Christopher eats his dessert.

  • That's our parenting date night plan of attack.

  • That is what the perfect creme brulee looks like.

  • And he's back now.

  • I'm doing my job.

  • - I have exciting news.

  • Duncan had his first ever blowout.

  • It was major.

  • As I was changing him, he stuck his heels in it,

  • and then it got all over his back.

  • - I thought it was just pee.

  • - No, it was everywhere.

  • It was one of those situations

  • that kept getting worse and worse as it was happening.

  • And then someone's like, "congratulations"

  • over my shoulder 'cause there's a screaming baby.

  • A newborn cry is very specific.

  • And I turn and say "thank you," and it's our old neighbors

  • from way back when,

  • and they had no idea we even had a baby.

  • I was elbow deep in baby stuff

  • and having a conversation,

  • I was in full-panic mode.

  • It was great.

  • It was good though.

  • It was good to see them and good to

  • take care of him.

  • He's all good now.

  • He's nice and cozy.

  • - Well thank Geh-ro.

  • I thought you just had a little pee you were dealing with.

  • - No, it was nature.

  • It was big leaks.

  • - Duncan's wearing his sweater

  • that grandma Julie knit him.

  • Looking good, buddy.

  • Feel cozy and warm?

  • And clean?

  • Say thank you grandma Julie.

  • Say thank you.

  • Ungrateful.

  • Now grateful.

  • - A little dinner update for you.

  • I had to wait for it,

  • but the creme brulee was definitely worth it

  • because it was super good.

  • It's like the best creme brulee.

  • - Yeah.

  • - So good.

  • Hi.

  • Let's talk about what we learned today.

  • (guitar strumming)

  • We learned that Duncan is very supportive

  • of his big brother's baseball practice.

  • We learned that my version of organizing

  • is basically just playing with all my toys.

  • And finally we learned that babies can add

  • a little something special to your date night.

  • Thanks for watching, everybody.

  • We'll see you next time.

  • (toddler laughs)

  • (happy music)

- [Jessica] Looking good, buddy.

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