I had the greatest parents ever.

我有世界上最棒的爸媽

Rise and shine.

起床囉!

It's "Take Your Kid to Work" Day.

今天是帶小孩上班日

Really?

真的?!?

It was just the three of us.

本來，我們這一家——天普頓，只有我們三人

The Templetons.

....

Life was perfect--

生活本來很完美

--until that one fateful day.

直到可惡的那一天

Tim! Look who's here!

提姆,你看這是誰

Meet your new baby

來看看你的寶貝

Broooootheeeeer

~~弟~~~弟~~~

He's taking over the whole house!

他霸佔了整個家

Look at him!

看看他!

He wears a suit!

他穿著一套西裝!

He's like a little man.

就像個小大人

He carries a briefcase.

他拿著一個公事包

Does no one else think that's,

難道沒人也這麼認為

oh, I don't know,

喔，我不知道

a little freaky?

有點怪?

Well, you carried Lamb Lamb around until you were like--

嗯，你也是拿著"羊咩咩"直到...

This is not about Lamb Lamb!

這和"羊咩咩"沒有關係

Trust me.

相信我

One day, you are gonna love him with all of your heart.

有一天你會全心全意的愛他

Never.

別想

But I think the kid might be onto me.

但我覺得那小子可能盯上我了

Hands up, baby!

寶寶別動

Aah! Poop duty!

*慘叫聲*

AAH!

*音樂*

I've gotta deal with the K-I-D.

我會處理那小子

You can talk!

你會講話!

Uuuuuh.

呃.....

Goo-goo-ga-ga.

咕咕嘎嘎

No! You can really talk!

不!你真的會講話!

Fine.

對啦

I can talk.

我會講話

Now let's see if you can listen.

那現在就看你聽不聽

Get me a double espresso

給我一杯雙倍濃縮咖啡

and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi

看看附近有沒有像樣的壽司

I'd kill

我超想要

for a spicy tuna roll round about now.

辣金枪鱼卷

Get yourself a little something.

给自己弄点东西

Who are you?

你是誰?

Let's just say I'm the boss.

姑且說 我是老闆

Just wait until Mum and Dad find out about this.

看爸媽發現你怎麼辦

Power nap. Uh, you were saying?

打個盹。呃，你剛說什麼?

(snaps fingers, crying)

哢嚓一聲折斷，哭

(plates smashing and crashing)

盤子粉碎和碰撞

(slaps mother's hand away)

甩開媽媽的手

He's taking over the whole house!

他霸佔了整個家!

Look at him!

看看他!

He wears a suit!

他穿著一套西裝

He's like a little man.

就像個小大人

He carries a briefcase!

他拿著一個公事包