What?

什麼？

- Is it a cat? -Nope, guess again.

- 是貓嗎？- 不，再猜。

- Ahem, ahem. - Oh, a puppy?

- 嗯... - 小狗？

No, It's a crab.

不對，是螃蟹。

Oh my gosh. Where did you get him?

天啊，你從哪弄來的？

He was on sale at the supermarket.

超市在特價。

Only $3.99 a pound.

一磅只要 3.99 元。

He's so cute!

超可愛的！

He's a good, little crabbie.

他是隻很棒的小螃蟹。

Oh, look at his little face.

看看他的小臉。

What do you think of the name captain Craboo?

你覺得叫他蟹寶船長怎麼樣？

Wait dude. Don't you want to meet him?

等等兄弟，你不想和他見個面嗎？

The internet says you should pat its butt to be friends.

網路上說和他交朋友時，該拍拍他的屁股。

Here. Let me help you.

就是這，我幫你。

Nothing to be afraid of.

沒什麼好怕的。

See? Gentle pats.

看吧？輕輕拍。

He needs to smell you so he can get used to your musk.

他要聞過你的味道，才能習慣你的氣味。

Oh, he likes you.

哇，他喜歡你。

(snap! snap!)

(夾！夾！)

(grunts) (both gasp)

(驚呼) (一起倒抽一口氣)

(groans)

(呻吟)

You okay? dude?

你還好嗎？兄弟？

- Um, Let me get that for you... - Ah!

- 我來幫你... - 啊！

Oh, he's going. I got you.

他跑了！我抓到你了。

Get him. He's going out the door.

抓住他！他要跑出門了。

Oh, missed him.

沒抓到。

Your way, your way.

在你那，在你那。

Ah, get a chair.

啊，拿張椅子。

- Ow, ow, ow, ow. -I'll go get some tape.

- 噢！噢！噢！噢！ - 我去拿些膠帶。

Stay down. Stay, stay.

坐下別動、別動、別動。

Uh, we only have plastic wrap.

呃，我們只有保鮮膜。

Talk to me, dude.

跟我說話，兄弟。

(speaking gibberish)

(胡言亂語)

Forget this. I'll take off the crab myself.

算了，我來把螃蟹拿下來。

Ow!

噢！

Oh, you saucy Craboo.

你這個壞蟹寶。

Dude, I think we need help.

兄弟，我們需要幫忙。

Okay, give me your phone. I'll take care of it.

好，電話給我，我來處理。

Hurry.

快點。