字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - They call me dad. - What. And, so, we've been having a problem recently that they've been arguing over who gets to sit where. You guys need to work this out. Go sit on the front porch, and let me know when you have a plan. - I think I'm gonna burn myself. - [Mom] Are you feelin' a little nervous? - We did it, dude. - We found a frog. - [Mom] There's a frog down here? (piano keys dinging) - Ah. - It comes down to this. Good job. So, this upcoming Sunday, Isaac was asked to give a talk in church, and he was given the topic, choosing the right. And, he has been working on it this morning. - I will talk about choosing the right. Me choosing the right is obeying our parents, and choosing good, not bad. For example, let's say my mom asked me to load the dishes. Choosing the right would be saying yes. Not choosing the right would be running away and, or saying no. I try to say yes. If you choose the right, you will be blessed, and so will I. - [Mom] Nailed it. - [Dad] I'm so proud of you. You did it all by yourself. - It's fun to see a kid old enough to do that. You're getting old. You have a birthday coming. You're getting an older. - [Dad] Yup, birthday comin' up. - This is breakfast. Look. Water, yogurt, carrots, kale, I was gonna say kelp. That's not (murmurs). - That'd be gross. - Mango and frozen berries. Ready? (blender rattling) (laughing) It's like it's gonna take off. So, it ends up looking a little bit like diarrhea, but it's actually a really good smoothie. - [Dad] How's your diarrhea smoothie? - It's amazing, but I don't like the name. Let's call it yummy, healthy smoothie that happens to be brown. - Okay. Sometimes the grosser it looks, the better it is for you. - There's an actual good name for it. A mango, carrot, kale, strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, raspberry smoothie with yogurt. - [Dad] And water. Hello. - [Mom] Papa, which one's our baby? - [Dad] Hey (chuckles). She's actually like trying to play with this. Gettin' so big. You're so aware. Our baby's getting so big. Good job holding her. - Mom taught me how. Ah-doo, ah-doo-doo, ah-doo, bah-doo, bah-doo, hello. - We are going to gymnastics, our first summer gymnastics. (upbeat rock music) - [Mom] Good work. I'm doing something that I have never done before. I am taking all five of my kids to the grocery store. I think we can do this. So, I put Jenee in the carrier, and we only need a few things. We're taking dinner to some friends of ours tonight that are busy moving. And, I need something, and so, I had no other choice, but to come with everyone. It's gonna be fun, right guys? - [Child In Pink Pants] Mhm. - [Kid's Voice] Apple. - Apple. We're surviving so far. Luckily, the big kids are really helpful. Isaac's pushing the cart, Elise's helping. This is my favorite kind of turkey, and it's on sale. - [Child In Purple] Mm. - Well, we're ending up leaving before than I expected, bye which is probably because I'm really, really hungry right now. Come on, guys. - We're coming. (kids laughing) - Behave please. Anyway, shopping hungry is never a good idea. I think we ended up with cookie dough and ice cream and, who knows what else. (upbeat music) - [Kid In Red] This means that the new white is 99 cents. - [Mom] You think our total is gonna be 99 cents? - (chuckles) yeah. - No. We're getting out of here just in time. Jenee's getting fussy. So, our three younger kids are in car seats, so every time they get in the car, they just sit in their car seat. But, Isaac and Elise are in booster seats, and they can sit in each other's booster seats, and so, we've been having a problem recently that they've been arguing over who gets to sit where. And, so finally today, I said, guys, you guys need to work this out. Go sit on the front porch, and let me know when you have a plan. And, so, they are trying to come up with a plan about how to share and like who's sitting where. So, let's see what they come up with. Alright, so what's the plan? - The plan is that permanently, we just switch turns every day, so the first day is my turn, then hers, then my turn, then hers. So, that means in two years, we would have the same amount of turns. - Hm. The two-year plan. I love you guys. Thanks for figuring out a solution to your problem. Sh. My house is quiet. It's amazing. I'm gonna eat my lunch now. (soft music) (clinking) Well, we're done with discovery time, but the little girls are still sleeping, and so, I'm taking the moment to teach the kids something that I've been wanting to teach 'em for awhile, but they're kids. Ah, there's something in my toe. Ah, okay, sorry, thought it was a bug. I decided that it's time for the big kids to learn some good oven safety skills. I'm ready for them to learn how to put something in the oven, and take something out of the oven. The oven is cold, and so, I'm trying to teach the skills right now when the oven is not hot. Then, we're gonna try doing it with a hot oven, and bake some cookies for our neighbors that we're taking dinner to tonight. - The oven is cold. - [Mom] Open it up, grab it. (clanking) Don't touch the rack. Okay, so, it's always better to go with both hands. - These are my safety mittens, and they're dirty. Kinda yucky. - Alright, the oven is still cold. Keep it flat. Good job. We don't want any of those cookies to fall off the sheet. Okay. Now, Elise, you gotta really watch on this side, that you don't bump your hand. (thudding) Good job keepin' it level. Oh, level. No. Open it up. - Beep, beep, beep, beep. There goes the timer. - Good job. Keep it flat. Oh, you're doing a great job with those cookies. Good work. Good job. Keep it level. Keep it level. Oh, don't burn yourself by bringing it back. Good job. Who wants to make some real cookies? - [Elise] Me. - [Mom] What temperature are we gonna preheat the oven to? - 350? Or 325. - I'd do 325. (beeping) And then, you have to hit start. (beeping) You guys are gonna make these cookies all by yourselves. - So, once I'm a grown-up, like married grown-up, I'm gonna like get these cookies out, and once my kids are asleep, I'm gonna just bake them and eat them. - [Mom] All by yourself (chuckles)? - But, I might share with one person. - [Mom] Who would you share with? - I don't know. - [Mom] Maybe your wife? - Yeah. - [Mom] Do you think she might want one? (boy chuckling) Would you share 'em with me? - You're gonna be dead. - [Mom] What (chuckles)? No, I wont. I'm gonna live next door to you, and be the grandma to your children. - How will you know where I live? - [Mom] 'Cause you're gonna tell me where you live, so I can send you Christmas presents. - What will you give me? - [Mom] Adult Christmas presents, like a vacuum cleaner. - Oh. And a phone? - [Mom] Maybe. You might have to buy your own phone 'cause you'll be a big person. You have to do your own work and buy your own phone and your own car and your own electricity. - Let's get to work. - [Mom] Alright, so we bought easy chocolate chip cookies today. Caleb, can you put them on the tray for us? (upbeat music) So, what are you thinkin'? - I think I'm gonna burn myself. - Are you feelin' a little nervous? If you don't want a tray, you don't have to. - I want you to help me, like I want you to tell me what I need to do, like what-- - I will definitely help you. Deal? - Mhm. - Alright, you ready to go? Now, it's a hot oven. Now, I'm just gonna help you. Caleb, stay back. Good job. Okay, now, shut the oven. You ready? Open it up. You need to go to the side, like it needs to, if you can. So, don't touch the cookies. Good job. Good job. Keep it level. Put it up there. Watch out for your leg. Good job. Okay, now, shut the oven. You did it, dude. (triumphant music) (splatting) - Can I see them? - [Mom] Do they smell good? - Can we eat some? - [Mom] Well, we're gonna share some with our friends, but I bet they'll be some for us to eat too. You're gonna slide them underneath, and put it right here. The kids are outside playing in the water again. They have water guns this time, so they're really excited about that, and I am putting together dinner to take to our neighbor. I'm using a freezer meal, so it's just easy. And, it is called honey lime chicken enchiladas. It's one of our favorite. Here's the filling for the enchiladas, and then, there's this topping, and then, you cover it all in a can of mild green chili enchilada sauce, which is one of my favorites. Oh, and cheese. Obviously, you'll also need a lot of cheese. - We found a frog. - [Mom] You guys found a frog? There's a frog down here? Oh, it is definitely alive. Oh my goodness. - It's shy, it looks like. - [Mom] Oh, it's a cute little frog. - [Kid In Green Swimsuit] It's a baby frog. - [Mom] You think it's a baby frog? Here, let's see if daddy can move the thing for us so we can get him out. - [Kid's Voice] Oh, oh. - [Mom] Oh, that's yucky back there. There's the little frog. - [Elise] I think it likes it-- - [Mom] Oh (laughing). Caleb, you can try to catch it. - [Caleb] No, it's hard. - [Elise] He might be peeing. - [Mom] Why do you think he's peeing? - [Elise] Because I saw yellow right between his legs. - It's okay, little buddy. - Elise, you're right, the underside of his legs are yellow. So, Isaac just came running out and said, "Mom, the fire alarm's going off." So, I come running in, the house is quiet. Turns out it was our rice cooker which, to be honest, makes a really crazy loud sound. - I haven't heard a fire alarm in our house, really. So, I didn't really know what it was, and I forgot our rice cooker was so loud, so I just ran outside and told the parent, it's a fire alarm. - [Mom] Well, that's a really smart idea. You should always tell us if you think there's a fire in your house. Alright, you guys can go back down and play with the frog. - Uh, I don't want to play with it. Sort of freaked out. - Okay. Why are you freaked out? - I don't like frogs. - We named the froggy, Junior. - [Dad] Junior. - [Kid In Green Swimsuit] Caleb Junior. - It's right there. - [Dad] It's kind of hard to see a froggy in the dirt. - Let's try to catch him in this big bowl. - Can frogs breathe in water? - [Dad] Um, I don't know. I think so. What's your plan for catching Junior? - I think I should just wait until he hops in. - [Dad] You'll just top right in there? Maybe. Okay, you guys, you stay here and wait, and you let me know if he hops in, okay? (easygoing music) - [Kid In Green Swimsuit] Is the water okay? Ah. - [Dad] You're gonna have to be fast. (dad chuckling) Okay, get your hands out there. Hold him. You gotta get in front of him, or he's gonna get into the woods. He jumped right on you. Did it hurt? - No, it just-- - [Dad] Did it surprise you? - Yes. - [Dad] Keep your hands around him. Oh. (kids laughing) Hey, do you want to try? - [Mom] Lorde, what were you just telling me about? - Caleb Junior. - [Mom] Who's Caleb Junior? - Froggy. - [Mom] Have you held him? - [Caleb] I poured water in there. Come to drink. - [Dad] Very ain't that full. - [Caleb] Yeah. - [Dad] And, there's a crack in there so he can breathe, right? - Yeah, I'm trying. I'm getting him frozen water, but I've tried catching some bugs, but he's not, but they're not comin' to me. - It's okay that it might not work to catch the bugs by just hoping they fly into your bowls. Do you think he's happy in there, or do you think we should let him back out into the woods? - I think he's fine. - [Dad] Okay. (banging) (banging) So, Caleb, how do you think Junior's mom and dad feels about you keepin' him? - I'm letting him go tomorrow morning. - [Dad] Well, did you ask permission if you could stay the night? - I know his mom and dad don't want him to stay the night, but I want to keep him. - [Dad] We probably should respect what his mom and dad want, and let him go before the night. - Well, the food's all ready to go to deliver to our neighbors, and I'm kind of sad. They've been such great neighbors. I'm really sad to see them moving. I got the hot stuff, and Elise has the salad and the cookies. Ready to go? - (laughing) yeah. - I'm letting Junior go. - [Mom] You're letting Junior go? - [Caleb] Mhm. - [Mom] Wow, what made you decide to let Junior go? - I don't know. I just wanted to. (laughing) I'm letting Junior go maybe because I think he might be happier. - [Mom] There goes Junior. Do you think he's going back to his mom and dad? - [Caleb] Mhm. - [Mom] He had an adventure today. He'll say, "This boy and this girl, they caught me. "And, they took such good care of me." - [Caleb] I can't see him anymore. - [Mom] Well, Junior has made it all the way over here to the edge of the woods. He's almost there. You think that's where his mom is? - Yeah. That's his room. - [Mom] Goodbye, Junior. Thanks for playing with us. - [Caleb] Yeah, goodbye. - [Mom] You're sad to let him go, huh? - Mhm. - [Mom] You took really good care of him, buddy. Alright, tell them what you did. - I cleaned the whole kitchen. - [Mom] The whole kitchen. - [Elise] Look. - [Mom] It looks amazing. - Look, completely wiped right there. - She wiped the table, they counter-swept the floor, loaded the dishwasher, did the dishes. I am so proud of you. Guys, look how amazing this is. What. What. Oh my goodness, and she washed all of these. What. I'm so proud of you. We are so blessed (smooching) to have you in our family. - Yeah. - [Mom] You wanna give us a good night? - Good night, J house out. - [Dad] Look at those guns. - [Mom] You got it. - [Dad] Looks really good. - Way too much soap. Clean that house. - Oh my.