I’m here with one of my girlfriends, Liza

我現在正與我其中一個女友 Liza 在一起

One of them?!

其中一個？！

-Today we're officially gonna be doing the whisper challenge. -Yes.

-今天我們要正式的來做悄悄話挑戰啦 -是的

-A lot of you guys have been requesting this. -Yes.

-因為收到很多朋友要求我們挑戰這個 -是的

Which isn't true.

騙你的

I feel like a lot of youtubers say that when they wanna get away with something.

我只是覺得很多 youtuber 都會用這個方式擺脫問題

A lot of you guys have been requesting me to go on vacation, so I've gone on vacation.

很多朋友要求我去渡假，所以我就去渡假了

A lot of you guys have been requesting me to buy a Porsche,

很多朋友要求我去買一台保時捷

so I bought a Prosche.

所以我就去買了一台保時捷

I'm just going to get right into it because you guys know what this is.

因為你們都知道悄悄話挑戰是什麼了，所以我現在要直接進入正題了

The peanuts are golden.

這些花生是金色的

The peanuts are holding.

這些花生正抓著

Ah, wait. We're doing it the wrong way. -Ohh, sorry.

-呃等等，我們搞錯方式了 -哦，抱歉

The peanuts are golden.

這些花生是金色的

Stop moving you're confusing me.

不要再動了，你很困擾我

-Stop moving and kiss me. -No.

-不要再動了，親我 -不是

Stop moving you're confusing me.

不要再動了，你很困擾我

You need chapstick.

你需要護唇膏

No, that's just the thought that you just had.

錯，那只是你現在剛好想到的吧

Stop moving you're confusing me.

不要再動了，你很困惑我

You don't enunciate very well.

你發音很不標準

U-urgh.

嗝

U-urgh. Puff.

嗝、呼

I got it!

我猜對了！

You're a really cute guy and I enjoy making videos with you.

你真的很迷人，我很享受和你一起錄影片

-I can hear you cause you're yelling. -Oh, hahahahaha.

-你這樣大叫我完全聽得到 -哦，哈哈哈

We should go work out sometime, and by we, I mean you.

我們應該找時間去健身，但「我們」其實是「你」的意思

We should go work out sometime, maybe smoke weed.

我們應該找時間去健身，也許去抽個大麻

Whoa, yeah, you got it!

哦，對，你猜對了！

And by we, I mean you.

但「我們」其實是「你」的意思

I want to hairy you.

我想和你「借魂」

-I want... -I want to marry you!

-我想... -我想和你結婚！

Nah, that’s not it.

不，我不是這樣說的

I want to hairy you.

我想和你「借魂」

-Sorry... -You want to spit on me more? Me, too.

-對不起... -你想噴更多口水在我臉上？我也是

-I want to hairy you? -Yeah.

-我想和你「借魂」？ -對的

You're like a tripod, you have a third leg if you know what I mean.

你像一個三角架，有第三隻腳如果你知道我是什麼意思

What?

蛤？

I'm not pregnant. I'm having twins.

我沒懷孕，我有雙胞胎啦

I'm not breaking up. I have to tweet.

我沒分手，我有推特要發

I'm not pregnant. I'm having twins.

我沒懷孕，我有雙胞胎啦

-I'm not pregnant. I'm having twins. -No.

-我沒懷孕，我有雙胞胎啦 -不是

Was that it?

那是什麼？

Yeah, when you say it it's funny.

是啦，只是你說的時候很好笑

The cucumbers are escaping the zoo.

小黃瓜們正在逃離動物園

-You can not go against you? -No.

-你不能背離自己？ -不是

-You're so deep. -No.

-你好深奧 -不是

-Cucumbers are kept in the zoo. -Close.

-小黃瓜們正被套牢在動物園 -接近了

Cucumbers are wild in the zoo.

-小黃瓜們正野生在動物園

Cucumbers are escaping the zoo.

小黃瓜們正在逃離動物園

-Cucumbers are escaping the zoo! -Yeah!

-小黃瓜們正在逃離動物園！ -對啦！

Stay possitive, be happy, keep smiling.

保持正向、要開心、常微笑

-I should kill myself? -No.

-我應該去自殺？ -不是

Stay possitive, be happy, keep smiling.

保持正向、要開心、常微笑

-Sam Patrick say Ms. Behappy, keep smiling. -No.

-保誠正在要求開心小姐微笑 -不是

Stay positive.

保持正向

-Be happy. -Be happy and keep smiling. -Yaehhh.

-要開心 -要開心、常微笑 -對

Spit the coffee onto my face.

把咖啡吐在我臉上

Thank goodness that she didn't hear that.

感謝老天她沒聽到

Make sure you take out the trash.

請記得把垃圾拿出去

Do you have to pay?

你一定要付錢嗎？

-Make.. -Do you love me?

-請... -你愛我嗎？

-Yes. -Make..

-對 -請...

-Do you love me? -Yes.

-你愛我嗎？ -愛

-Yes? -Yeah.

-愛？ -愛啊

-Cool. -That's it?

-讚 -就這樣？

-Well, thank you guys so much for watching. -No.

-呃，謝謝大家的收看 -不是

You have really pretty thighs.

你真的有很美的一雙臀

You have to really put in the eyes.

你真的要滴進那一雙眼睛

You have really pretty thighs.

你真的有很美的一雙臀

I have really pretty eyes.

我真的有很美的一雙眼睛

You have really pretty thighs.

你真的有很美的一雙臀

-Thank you babe. -No.

-謝謝你寶貝 -不是

-Thank you. -You didn't get it.

-謝謝 -你沒聽懂

-Alright, let's ignore this video. -No.

-好吧，我們就別管影片了 -不是

-Thank you so much. -You have really pretty thighs.

-謝謝你謝謝你 -你真的有很美的一雙臀

You have gorgeous eyes, too.

你也真的有很美的一雙眼睛

You don't have to... (kissing sounds)

你不用這樣.... （親吻聲）

You have really pretty thighs.

你真的有很美的一雙臀

-You have really pretty thighs. -Yeahhh.

-你真的有很美的一雙臀 -對啦

I'm cheating on Pooh.

我欺騙了維尼

-I'm cheating on you? -No.

-我欺騙了你？ -不是

You're cheating on me?

你欺騙我的感情？

I'm cheating on Pooh.

我欺騙了維尼

Uhhhhh I hate this challenge!

啊--- 我討厭這個挑戰！

No, it's I'm cheating on Pooh.

不是，是「我欺騙了維尼」

I get it. You're cheating on me! Stop rubbing it in!

我知道了，你欺騙我的感情！不要再戳我痛處了！

No. I'm cheating on Pooh.

不是，我欺騙了維尼

I'm cheating on Pooh.

我欺騙了維尼

-Like, Winnie the Pooh? -Yeah.

-你是說，小熊維尼？ -對

All this time, I though we're both cheating on each other.

我剛剛一直以為，我們都在欺騙對方的感情

-What? -What?

-蛤？ -蛤？

That's the very second video.

這就是我們的第二個影片

Make sure you go subscribe.

請一定要追蹤我們

I would date you up if I don't have a girl firend.

如果我沒有女朋友我就會跟你約會？

That's not what I said.

我沒有這樣說

Make sure to go subscribe and like us and share our funny videos.

請一定要追蹤我們、按我們讚並分享我們的好笑影片

I'll put the link in the description.

我會把連結放在影片描述裡

Thanks for watching guys, bye.

謝謝你們的觀賞，掰掰

-Hello. -No, it's bye. -Hi.

-哈囉 -不是，是掰掰 -嗨

(More footage on my snapchat: @DavidDobrik)

（更多有趣鏡頭請追蹤我的snapchat: @DavidDobrik）

(Twitter + Instagram: @DavidDobrik)

（Twitter 及 Instagram: @DavidDobrik）

P.O box is in the description! Send us boxes of things, we like boxes!

郵政信箱在影片連結！寄郵箱來給我們吧，我們愛郵箱！

I have crabs.

我有陰蝨（crab有陰蝨及螃蟹之意）

I have cramps.

我有胃抽搐

I have craps.

我有屁話

I have crabs.

我有陰蝨

-I have crabs. -Yes, and so do you.

-我有陰蝨 -對，而且你也有

We’re having it for dinner tonight!

我們今晚晚餐就吃這個！（crab有陰蝨及螃蟹之意）

-Put them over your ears. -What?

-把耳機戴好 -蛤？

-Put them over your ears. -I can't hear you.

-把耳機戴好 -我聽不到你說什麼

Put them over... uh. Put them over your ears.

-把耳機戴... 呃，把耳機戴好