Mostly, games with my friends.

最主要是和朋友一起玩遊戲時

Other times it comes from a place of caring.

其他時候是在關心別人的感受

Like I'm hyperaware of everyone's feelings.

像是我對所有人的感受都超級注意

And I feel this intense responsibility to make sure no one feels left out.

我覺得確保沒有人被冷落是我的重責大任

Dude I love the one wheel. It feels like I'm flying.

老兄我愛死單輪車了，感覺像是在飛

Right? All that terrain all the time!

對吧？所有地形都能騎！

I haven't quite figured out the dismount yet, but I'm getting there.

我還不是很瞭要怎麼下車，但我快成功了

We have to go to Santa Monica to ride at low tide. It is fantastic.

我們一定要在聖摩尼卡低潮的時候去騎，那超讚的

Yesss!

好哇！

Wow... One wheels huh?

哇...單輪車嗎？

That sounds like too much fun.

聽起來真有趣呢

The two of you have one wheels?

你們兩個都有單輪車？

I only have two wheels.

我只有兩個輪子的

You have two one wheels?!

你有兩台單輪車？！

No I have two wheels in one.

不是啦，我有兩輪車

Oh you mean like a bicycle?

噢你是說腳踏車嗎？

A motorcycle.

摩托車

Oh! I mean -- that's cool though.

噢！我是說...那樣也很酷

Cus it's like... If you have one that breaks, you have another.

因為...如果一個輪子壞了，你還有另一個

Yeah and you had to take a test for your two wheels. Whereas, we just bought our one wheels.

對啊，你要騎兩輪車還得先考試，不像我們買來就好了

Yeah but the two of you are having so much fun with one wheel.

是沒錯，可是你們兩個一起玩單輪車玩得真開心

Oh my god D:

我 的 天 D:

Thank you.

謝謝你

One day I'll have one wheel.

有一天我會有單輪的

Today I just have two.

今天我只有兩輪

Sometimes it's really stupid.

有時候真的很蠢

Like I care about winning so much.

好像我很在乎輸贏

More than any one person should.

在乎到過了頭

I am down to go above and beyond just for the knowledge that I won.

為了勝利，我會做出很超過的事

*cringe*

*奉承*

You're gonna throw up.

你一定會吐

Throwing up.

吐了

But taking things seriously is part of the reason why I'm here.

但是對事情認真是我之所以在這裡的一部份原因

I mean this shot looks kinda nice right?

我是說，這背景看起來不錯對吧？

Look how much effort it took.

看看這要花多大的功夫

I take comedy seriously.

我認真地看待喜劇

NO! The punch line has to end with the word banana or the whole thing falls apart!

不！這句話一定要和香蕉押韻，不然就整組壞去了！

I take my friends seriously.

我認真地看待我的朋友

Why didn't you attend movie night last Thursday?

你們為什麼沒有出席上星期四的電影之夜？

You clicked attending on the Facebook event but you didn't attend.

你在臉書活動點選參加但你卻沒來

Anna.

安娜

I'm sorry ;-;

我很抱歉 ;-;

Like you know how things are -- it's Facebook.

你知道事情是怎樣的啊，臉書嘛

I'll make the next one.

我下次一定到

You didn't even post on the event wall.

你甚至沒有在活動牆上貼文

I'll die over a Facebook thing.

我會因為臉書而死

You didn't even text me.

你甚至沒有傳訊息給我

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY EXTRA SNACKS I HAD?!

你們知道我多了多少零食嗎？！

CAUSE TWO PEOPLE I THOUGHT WERE GONNA ATTEND DIDN'T SHOW UP.

就因為兩個我以為會出席的人沒有來

I even take masturbating seriously.

我甚至認真地看待自慰

Seriously, I have tried so many dildos; I've done so much research.

真的，我試過好多種假老二，做過好多研究

Hehehe just kidding.

嘿嘿嘿開玩笑啦

What? Do you think I'm actually gonna do a masturbation cutaway?

什麼？你們認為我真的會剪一個自慰的鏡頭嗎？

Tch, get the fuck out of here.

嘖，給我滾

*phone vibrates*

*手機震動*

Seriously get the fuck out of here I have to stay on schedule.

說真的，給我滾，我得照行程走

I've had people telling me to stop taking life so seriously,

有很多人告訴過我不要對生活這麼認真

and I know what they mean.

我知道他們是什麼意思

They mean don't stress yourself out over things that don't matter.

他們的意思是不要讓不重要的事給你太大壓力

But the problem is, only you can decide what matters.

但問題是，只有你能決定什麼是重要的事

If Nerf games and role playing is something I'm passionate about, of course I'm going to treat it differently

如果 Nerf 槍戰和角色扮演是我的熱情所在，我當然會特別對待它.

And we all have those things, right?

而我們都有那些東西對吧？

Like I have a friend who's very intense about knitting.

像我有位朋友非常熱衷於編織

Or someone who's obsessed with metal music.

或是有人著迷於金屬樂

I also have a friend who like loves and collects rocks so hard.

我也有位朋友超愛也超努力收集石頭

And I think that this is a great thing.

而我認為這樣很好

I think everyone's passions should be encouraged.

我覺得每個人的熱情都應該被鼓勵

Because think about it. If we didn't, then nothing would ever improve.

因為想一想，如果我們不這樣做，那麼什麼都不會進步

Someone had to care about the Nerf darts so much that they created the Accustrike dart

一定要有人很在乎 Nerf 遊戲才會創造出 Accustrike 遊戲

Which has better range and doesn't wobble as much as the other one because of it's rubber tip no matter what Wren and Jake say

它射程比較遠，也不像另一個這麼晃，因為它有橡膠頭，不管 Wren 和 Jake 怎麼說

So no matter what you take seriously, keep it up.

所以不論你認真看待什麼，繼續下去

You know? Don't be worried that it makes you weird.

你知道嗎？別擔心這樣讓你很奇怪

Because it's also what makes you, you.

因為也是這些事物成就了你

I'm Anna Akana, stay awesome Gotham.

我是安娜，保持下去高譚市

Thank you so much for Wren and Jake for being on the episode today.

非常感謝雷恩和傑克今天的客串

Wren and Jake are from the Sam and Niko and the Corridor Digital channel.

雷恩和傑克是來自 Sam and Niko 和 Corridor Digital 頻道

I've put a playlist together of a lot of my favorite videos of theirs.

我創了一個播放清單列出一堆我最愛的他們的影片

You can watch right here.

你們可以點這裡來看

And it includes a video of me in this ridiculous mushroom hat.

裡面包含一部我戴這頂可笑蘑菇帽的影片

So feel free to check it out.

別客氣，去看看吧