Name: 【Superwoman】職場開會時內心戲大爆發！ (What I'm Actually Thinking During Meetings)
Uploaded: 2022-02-06T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 3 min 52 s

[Lilly thinking] I have no clue who the hell these people are.

（Lilly 的心聲）我真不知道這些人到底是誰。

Thank you so much for coming in guys, I know it's early, 8 a.m. start time.

非常感謝各位的到來。我知道現在很早，八點就要開會。

情態助動詞 B1

Ugh, I should have become an entrepreneur, open a sandwich shop or something.

呃，我早該自己創業，開一間三明治店或是什麼的。

Huh, this meeting could have been an email.

呵，這場會議根本可以用一封電郵交代完的。

Why don't we just take a look at these numbers, hmm?

Ugh God, Kevin is so hot, I would totally violate HR to get a piece of that.

老天，Kevin 也太帥了吧，我寧願違反人資管理規章也要想辦法拐到他。

Okay, quick, scratch your nose to hide it.

好吧，趕快！摳摳鼻子掩飾一下。

But you're probably used to that from all the botox.

不過你打那麼多肉毒桿菌，可能也習慣了吧。

- Okay, I'll make a note of that. - Yeah, thanks.

- 好的，我會記下來。 - 好的，謝謝。

I think we should just take a step back and really focus on the core of the issue.

我覺得我們應該退一步，把焦點放在議題核心上面。

Don't draw a Venn Diagram. Don't draw a Venn Diagram.

It looks like two boobs pressed together.

它看起來就像兩個胸部擠在一起。

喔... 從什麼時候開始我們有現場活動了？

我．會．殺．了．你．和．你．全．家。

I swear to God if someone says distribution one more time, I will lose it!

我對天發誓，如果有人再說一次分銷量這個字，我就要爆走了！

That way our distribution model can shift.

如此一來，我們的分銷模式會有所改變。

Because right now our distribution model doesn't account for a spike.

因為現在我們的分銷模式，無法讓我們的業績衝高。

I will distribute my foot into your tight butthole!

我會把我的腳「分銷」 到你的菊花裡！

We all start two hours earlier on Mondays?

以後我們禮拜一都提早兩個小時？

"The office needs more diversity" they said.

他們說：「辦公室需要更多元化。」

What up everyone, it's ya girl, Superwoman!

嘿你各位，我是你們的女孩 Superwoman！

If you like this video you know what to do!

如果你喜歡這支影片，你知道該怎麼做的！

You can check out my last video right over there.

你可以在這邊看到我的上一支影片。

Wanna check out the blueprints from this video, right over there on my second channel.

想看看這支影片的花絮，就去我第二個頻道吧！

Other than that, make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

此外，別忘了訂閱，因為我每個星期一和星期四都會發布新影片。

One love Superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop!

今天的影片到此為止，Superwoman 愛你們！掰囉！

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