Name: 【艾倫秀】為什麼我不想要有孩子？ (Why I Don’t Have Kids: Make Your Mark)
Uploaded: 2022-08-21T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 1 min 42 s

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Let's move on and talk about kids⏤you might have them.

我們緊接著來聊聊小孩，你們可能有些人有。

未來簡單式

I do not, and I will show you why in the segment.

我沒有，而我會在這個單元讓大家看到原因。

All right, this is from Kurt from Sydney, Australia.

好了，這是澳洲雪梨的 Kurt 發來的。

I left my son alone with his finger paints, this is what I found when I came back.

我放我的兒子獨自玩他的手指畫顏料，這是我回來發現的景象。

You left your son alone with finger paints...

你放任你兒子自己玩手指畫顏料⋯⋯

I'm not sure who needs to learn a lesson.

我不確定到底是誰需要學個教訓。

I went to the bathroom to get ready for bed, and when I came back, I found this.

我進了浴室準備上床睡覺，當我回來時，發現了這個。

嗯，很明顯是他做的，所以⋯⋯

This is what happens when you leave a four-year-old alone with your laptop.

當你把四歲孩子和筆電獨留同一空間時，就會發生這種事。

Congratulations, your one⏤your child wins worst of the month.

恭喜，你的孩子贏得了本月最糟。

And finally, here's a video of some more kids doing their worst.

最後是一部其他孩子搗蛋的影片。

So, this is what happens when you leave two toddlers alone in their own room for seven minutes.

當你把兩個幼童獨留在他們自己的房間七分鐘，就會發生這樣的事。

If your kids do something you think I should see, send it to me.

如果你認為你的孩子做了得讓我瞧瞧的事，把影片傳給我。