Dan: Oh this game is WONDERFULLY easy!

Arin: (Laughter)

Dan: It's disturbing to see that Toad with a spear. ...By the way.

Arin: Oh yeah. Like Army Toad!

Dan: Damn...

Arin's General Toad: Everybody, MARCH!!!

Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

Arin: Just.... RAMM BAAM BAAMM BAAMM BAAMM BAMM

Dan: The fucking "Nine Inch Nails" theme from "300" starts playing.

Arin: (Laughter)

Arin: Oh, what was it? It was like, uh, WAOOO BUM BUM

Arin: No. That was Pacific Rim.

Dan: It's, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN.

Arin: Oh yeah. That's right!

Dan: Yeah...

Arin: Ah, man...

Dan: Nice airship.

Arin: Yeah, it's alright, I guess...

Dan (speaking under breath) : But it's not Final Fantasy VII...

Arin: I mean, it's fuckin' Bowser's airship. Soooo...

Dan: Ohhhhh shit...

Arin: Yeah, thanks for complimenting my enemy...

Dan: Sorry...

Arin: My mortal enemy.

Dan: Ooh...

Dan: WHOA! This took a fucking really serious turn!

Arin: Yeah. That's why they got the spears!

Arin: Now they're like...

Arin's Toad: FIGHHTT!!!

Arin's Toad: LAUNCH THE CANNONS!!!

Arin: BOOM!

Arin: You see, like, limbs flying everywhere...

Dan: Oh, God...

Arin's Battle Toad: WE WONT LET THOSE FUCKERS TAKE THIS LAND!

Dan: (Laughter)

Arin's Battle Toad: ISN'T THAT RIGHT TOADS?

All Toads: RIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!

Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

Arin: They all get in their, like, jet fighters and they're like...

Arin's Battle Toad: LAUNCH THE NUKES!!!

Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

Arin: BAZZUUUUU

(Loud rumble)

Arin: WHOA! Check it!

Dan: Fuck, man...

Arin's Battle Toad: NO!! TOAD!!

Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

Arin's Wounded Toad: Go on without me, Toad...

Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

Dan: Jesus Christ...

Battle Toad: I WON'T LET YOUR INTESTINES FALL OUT ANYMORE, TOAD!

Dan: This... Got really serious...

(Outro beatboxing)

Arin's Mario: OH SHIT.