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  • - Wait, you're vegetarian?

    等等,你吃素?

  • Really?

    真的嗎?

  • (horse whinnying)

    (馬嘶鳴聲)

  • But where do you get your protein from?

    那你從哪裡取得蛋白質?

  • Wow, I could never do it.

    哇,我才做不來

  • So like, what do you eat?

    那你吃什麼?

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't you drink alcohol?

    等等,等等,等等,等等,你不是喝酒嗎?

  • How can you be a vegetarian?

    那你怎麼可能會是素食者?

  • Wait, you don't eat bacon?

    等等,你不吃培根嗎?

  • So wait, do you eat eggs?

    等一下,你吃蛋嗎?

  • Well, do you believe in abortion?

    那你認同墮胎嗎?

  • Yeah, we've got lots of vegetarian options,

    有的,我們有很多素食的選擇

  • we've got this great salad.

    我們有個很棒的沙拉

  • Yeah, I was a vegetarian once.

    是啊,我曾經吃素,

  • For like, two days.

    大概兩天

  • Yeah, anything marked with a V,

    是的,任何標示V的

  • so we've got the...

    所以我們有...

  • We've got this great salad.

    我們有這個很棒的沙拉

  • But you eat fish, right, like, fish isn't meat.

    你可以吃魚吧,對不對,魚不是肉

  • Fish aren't living things.

    魚不是生物

  • Mm-hmm, and we can make any of

    嗯, 我們也可將任何

  • the pastas vegetarian.

    義大利麵做成素的

  • Except that one.

    除了這個

  • And that one.

    還有這個

  • And that one right there.

    還有這裡這個

  • So you don't eat lobster either?

    你也不吃龍蝦嗎?

  • What about shrimp?

    那蝦子呢?

  • What about crab?

    螃蟹呢?

  • Mmm, no, unfortunately we can't

    呃,不行,很不幸的我們無法

  • take out the chicken, yeah.

    取出雞肉,對呀

  • It's pretty mixed.

    它都摻雜在一起

  • Oh my God, I'm vegetarian, too!

    我的天啊,我也吃素!

  • Well, except I eat chicken.

    好吧,除了吃雞肉以外

  • I'll take the chicken.

    我點雞肉

  • I'm a vegetarian, too!

    我也吃素!

  • On Tuesdays and Thursdays.

    每週二跟週四

  • Uh, so the grilled chicken pasta's $19.99,

    呃,烤雞義大利麵是 $19.99

  • and you wanted no chicken, so that's $19.99.

    然後你不要雞肉,那這樣是 $19.99

  • Is it because you're Hindi?

    是因為你是印度教徒嗎?

  • What's that, you wanted guac?

    什麼,你要酪梨醬?

  • That'll be three dollars extra.

    這樣會多加三塊錢

  • I have another friend who's Hindi too, yeah.

    我另外一個朋友也是印度教徒

  • She doesn't eat meat.

    她不吃肉

  • Something about chickens being sacred, I dunno.

    說什麼雞是神聖的,不知道啦

  • No, not at all, don't worry about it,

    不會,完全不會,不用擔心

  • I have a friend, she's Hindi too.

    我有個朋友,她也是印度教徒

  • Wait, like, what about plants?

    等等,那植物呢?

  • I mean, aren't you killing plants?

    我是說,你不也是在殺植物嗎?

  • You sure you don't want some?

    你確定不要來一些嗎?

  • You sure you don't want some?

    你確定不要嗎?

  • Wait, if you love living things so much,

    等等,如果你那麼愛惜生物

  • then what about killing plants?

    那殺植物怎麼說?

  • Oh, wait, can I eat meat in front of you?

    哦,等一下,我可以在你面前吃肉嗎?

  • Picking an apple off a tree is like,

    從樹上摘蘋果

  • basically the same as ripping an arm

    基本上就像是將一隻手臂

  • off an animal.

    從動物身上撤下

  • I mean, this is basically like apple picking.

    我的意思是,這基本上跟摘蘋果一樣

  • Okay, so like, would you eat meat for $100?

    好吧,如果給你 $100 的話你會吃肉嗎?

  • Don't you miss real food?

    你不會懷念真正的食物嗎?

  • What about $1,000?

    如果是 $1,000呢?

  • What about one million dollars?

    一百萬呢?

  • I dunno, I read an article that was like,

    我不知道,我看過一篇文章提到

  • people that are vegetarian are 10 times

    相較之下吃素的人有 10 倍的機率

  • more likely to die.

    更容易死亡

  • Okay, what if you were trapped on an island

    好, 要是你被困在島上

  • and the only option was to eat an animal?

    而唯一的選擇是得吃一隻動物,那怎麼辦?

  • What if your sister was held at gunpoint,

    要是你妹妹被槍指著

  • and the only way to save her

    而唯一能救她的方法

  • was to eat a pork chop?

    是得吃一塊豬排,那怎麼辦?

  • Would you eat the pork chop?

    你會把豬排吃掉嗎?

  • Listen, there's a food chain for a reason.

    聽著,食物鏈的存在是有原因的

  • You know meat's already dead, so like,

    你知道肉已經死了,所以

  • you not eating it doesn't do anything.

    就算你不吃它也於事無補

  • So when you have kids, are they

    等你有孩子了,他們

  • gonna be vegetarian too?

    也會吃素嗎?

  • Okay, and for the vegetarian you

    好的,素食的餐點

  • wanted the three cheese tortellini,

    你要三種起士義大利餛飩

  • oh, but that has cheese in it, is that okay?

    啊,可是它裡面有起士,可以嗎?

  • What if your husband eats meat?

    要是你先生吃肉呢?

  • Would you cook the meat?

    你會幫他煮肉嗎?

  • Got it, got it.

    知道了,明白

  • Must be because you're Hindi.

    一定是因為你是印度教徒

  • Just kidding, they're vegan chicken wings,

    開玩笑的,這些是純素的雞翅膀,

  • and they're okay.

    味道還好

  • I hope you enjoyed that video, if you did,

    希望你們喜歡這支影片,如果喜歡的話

  • give it a big thumbs up, make sure you

    給它一個讚,務必

  • comment below, letting me know,

    在底下留言,讓我知道

  • are you vegetarian, are you not,

    你是否吃素,

  • do you make fun of your friends?

    你會取笑你的朋友嗎?

  • Do you? Is that something you do?

    會嗎?是你會做的事嗎?

  • You can check out my last video right there,

    你可以點那裡看看我上次的影片

  • it's about getting your drivers license,

    是關於考取駕照的

  • and my vlogs are right there, because I'm

    還有我的影音部落格就在那,因為我

  • in India right now, and it's a blast,

    現在人就在印度,非常吃開心,

  • make sure you subscribe, 'cause I make

    你一定要訂閱,因為我

  • new videos every Monday and Thursday,

    每週一和週四都會有新的影片

  • one love, Superwoman!

    大愛,女超人!

  • That is a wrap, and zoop!

    到這裡結束, zoop!(聲效)

- Wait, you're vegetarian?

等等,你吃素?

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