Name: 「所以魚可以吃吧？」清點那些人們會對素食者講的話 (Things People Say to Vegetarians)
Uploaded: 2017-08-15T21:59:59.000Z
Duration: 3 min 4 s

Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't you drink alcohol?

等等，等等，等等，等等，你不是喝酒嗎？

Yeah, we've got lots of vegetarian options,

But you eat fish, right, like, fish isn't meat.

你可以吃魚吧，對不對，魚不是肉

Uh, so the grilled chicken pasta's $19.99,

and you wanted no chicken, so that's $19.99.

然後你不要雞肉，那這樣是 $19.99

I have another friend who's Hindi too, yeah.

Something about chickens being sacred, I dunno.

我是說，你不也是在殺植物嗎？

Oh, wait, can I eat meat in front of you?

哦，等一下，我可以在你面前吃肉嗎？

I mean, this is basically like apple picking.

我的意思是，這基本上跟摘蘋果一樣

Okay, so like, would you eat meat for $100?

好吧，如果給你 $100 的話你會吃肉嗎？

I dunno, I read an article that was like,

我不知道，我看過一篇文章提到

相較之下吃素的人有 10 倍的機率

Okay, what if you were trapped on an island

and the only option was to eat an animal?

而唯一的選擇是得吃一隻動物，那怎麼辦？

What if your sister was held at gunpoint,

Listen, there's a food chain for a reason.

聽著，食物鏈的存在是有原因的

oh, but that has cheese in it, is that okay?

啊，可是它裡面有起士，可以嗎？

Just kidding, they're vegan chicken wings,

開玩笑的，這些是純素的雞翅膀，

I hope you enjoyed that video, if you did,

希望你們喜歡這支影片，如果喜歡的話

You can check out my last video right there,

你可以點那裡看看我上次的影片

and my vlogs are right there, because I'm

還有我的影音部落格就在那，因為我

現在人就在印度，非常吃開心，

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「所以魚可以吃吧？」清點那些人們會對素食者講的話 (Things People Say to Vegetarians)