Really?

真的嗎？

(horse whinnying)

(馬嘶鳴聲)

But where do you get your protein from?

那你從哪裡取得蛋白質？

Wow, I could never do it.

哇，我才做不來

So like, what do you eat?

那你吃什麼？

Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't you drink alcohol?

等等，等等，等等，等等，你不是喝酒嗎？

How can you be a vegetarian?

那你怎麼可能會是素食者？

Wait, you don't eat bacon?

等等，你不吃培根嗎？

So wait, do you eat eggs?

等一下，你吃蛋嗎？

Well, do you believe in abortion?

那你認同墮胎嗎？

Yeah, we've got lots of vegetarian options,

有的，我們有很多素食的選擇

we've got this great salad.

我們有個很棒的沙拉

Yeah, I was a vegetarian once.

是啊，我曾經吃素，

For like, two days.

大概兩天

Yeah, anything marked with a V,

是的，任何標示V的

so we've got the...

所以我們有...

We've got this great salad.

我們有這個很棒的沙拉

But you eat fish, right, like, fish isn't meat.

你可以吃魚吧，對不對，魚不是肉

Fish aren't living things.

魚不是生物

Mm-hmm, and we can make any of

嗯, 我們也可將任何

the pastas vegetarian.

義大利麵做成素的

Except that one.

除了這個

And that one.

還有這個

And that one right there.

還有這裡這個

So you don't eat lobster either?

你也不吃龍蝦嗎？

What about shrimp?

那蝦子呢？

What about crab?

螃蟹呢？

Mmm, no, unfortunately we can't

呃，不行，很不幸的我們無法

take out the chicken, yeah.

取出雞肉，對呀

It's pretty mixed.

它都摻雜在一起

Oh my God, I'm vegetarian, too!

我的天啊，我也吃素！

Well, except I eat chicken.

好吧，除了吃雞肉以外

I'll take the chicken.

我點雞肉

I'm a vegetarian, too!

我也吃素！

On Tuesdays and Thursdays.

每週二跟週四

Uh, so the grilled chicken pasta's $19.99,

呃，烤雞義大利麵是 $19.99

and you wanted no chicken, so that's $19.99.

然後你不要雞肉，那這樣是 $19.99

Is it because you're Hindi?

是因為你是印度教徒嗎？

What's that, you wanted guac?

什麼，你要酪梨醬？

That'll be three dollars extra.

這樣會多加三塊錢

I have another friend who's Hindi too, yeah.

我另外一個朋友也是印度教徒

She doesn't eat meat.

她不吃肉

Something about chickens being sacred, I dunno.

說什麼雞是神聖的，不知道啦

No, not at all, don't worry about it,

不會，完全不會，不用擔心

I have a friend, she's Hindi too.

我有個朋友，她也是印度教徒

Wait, like, what about plants?

等等，那植物呢？

I mean, aren't you killing plants?

我是說，你不也是在殺植物嗎？

You sure you don't want some?

你確定不要來一些嗎？

You sure you don't want some?

你確定不要嗎？

Wait, if you love living things so much,

等等，如果你那麼愛惜生物

then what about killing plants?

那殺植物怎麼說？

Oh, wait, can I eat meat in front of you?

哦，等一下，我可以在你面前吃肉嗎？

Picking an apple off a tree is like,

從樹上摘蘋果

basically the same as ripping an arm

基本上就像是將一隻手臂

off an animal.

從動物身上撤下

I mean, this is basically like apple picking.

我的意思是，這基本上跟摘蘋果一樣

Okay, so like, would you eat meat for $100?

好吧，如果給你 $100 的話你會吃肉嗎？

Don't you miss real food?

你不會懷念真正的食物嗎？

What about $1,000?

如果是 $1,000呢？

What about one million dollars?

一百萬呢？

I dunno, I read an article that was like,

我不知道，我看過一篇文章提到

people that are vegetarian are 10 times

相較之下吃素的人有 10 倍的機率

more likely to die.

更容易死亡

Okay, what if you were trapped on an island

好， 要是你被困在島上

and the only option was to eat an animal?

而唯一的選擇是得吃一隻動物，那怎麼辦？

What if your sister was held at gunpoint,

要是你妹妹被槍指著

and the only way to save her

而唯一能救她的方法

was to eat a pork chop?

是得吃一塊豬排，那怎麼辦？

Would you eat the pork chop?

你會把豬排吃掉嗎？

Listen, there's a food chain for a reason.

聽著，食物鏈的存在是有原因的

You know meat's already dead, so like,

你知道肉已經死了，所以

you not eating it doesn't do anything.

就算你不吃它也於事無補

So when you have kids, are they

等你有孩子了，他們

gonna be vegetarian too?

也會吃素嗎？

Okay, and for the vegetarian you

好的，素食的餐點

wanted the three cheese tortellini,

你要三種起士義大利餛飩

oh, but that has cheese in it, is that okay?

啊，可是它裡面有起士，可以嗎？

What if your husband eats meat?

要是你先生吃肉呢？

Would you cook the meat?

你會幫他煮肉嗎？

Got it, got it.

知道了，明白

Must be because you're Hindi.

一定是因為你是印度教徒

Just kidding, they're vegan chicken wings,

開玩笑的，這些是純素的雞翅膀，

and they're okay.

味道還好

I hope you enjoyed that video, if you did,

希望你們喜歡這支影片，如果喜歡的話

give it a big thumbs up, make sure you

給它一個讚，務必

comment below, letting me know,

在底下留言，讓我知道

are you vegetarian, are you not,

你是否吃素，

do you make fun of your friends?

你會取笑你的朋友嗎？

Do you? Is that something you do?

會嗎？是你會做的事嗎？

You can check out my last video right there,

你可以點那裡看看我上次的影片

it's about getting your drivers license,

是關於考取駕照的

and my vlogs are right there, because I'm

還有我的影音部落格就在那，因為我

in India right now, and it's a blast,

現在人就在印度，非常吃開心，

make sure you subscribe, 'cause I make

你一定要訂閱，因為我

new videos every Monday and Thursday,

每週一和週四都會有新的影片

one love, Superwoman!

大愛，女超人！

That is a wrap, and zoop!

到這裡結束， zoop！（聲效）