Ｏh, hi America.

噢、嗨，美國

What's with the decorations?

那些裝飾是怎麼回事？

It's Canada Day.

今天是加拿大國慶日

We're having a little get-together.

我們打算辦個聚會

Ca-na-da Day?

加拿大國慶日？

Yeah... ummm,

對呀⋯嗯⋯

kinda like July 4th for you guys.

有點像你們的七月四號國慶日

Yeah, but we do July 4th

對，但我們會有七月四號

because we got lots of stuff to celebrate!

是因為我們有很多事情要慶祝！

We got eagles... and freedom...

我們有老鷹⋯有自由⋯

and KFC.

還有肯德基

What do YOU have to celebrate?

你們有什麼好慶祝的？

Did you just say

你剛剛說

what do WE have to celebrate?

「我們有什麼好慶祝的」嗎？

Yeah, I...

對呀，我⋯

Universal Healthcare.

全民醫療健保

So, if you break your leg

所以當你斷了一條腿

you can still afford a snack while you wait in the ER.

你在排隊等急診時還負擔得起一份點心

The Metric System,

公制

but to be fair,

但公平起見

EVERYBODY ELSE has that except you.

這除了你們以外的國家都有

Maternity Leave,

產假

because we think if a woman carries around another human

因為我們認為一位女性扛著一個人到處跑

for nine months,

扛了九個月後

she might need some time off.

她可能會需要休息一下

Poutine,

肉汁乾酪薯條

french fries, gravy, cheese curds.

薯條、肉汁、起司凝乳

If angels owned food trucks,

如果天使開快餐車的話

they'd make poutine.

他們一定會賣肉汁乾酪薯條

Bagged Milk.

袋裝牛奶

It's more environmentally friendly,

比較環保

plus it feels like your holding a cold wet baby.

而且那觸感很像你手裡抱了個濕冷的小嬰兒

So you...

所以⋯

And beer.

還有啤酒

Actual beer.

真正的啤酒

Not yellow water.

不是黃黃的水

Beer,

是啤酒

and LOTS of it.

而且有很多

Buttertarts.

奶油塔

If you put sex and gold into a blender?

如果你將性愛與黃金放入攪拌機裡頭

You'd get a buttertart.

你就會得到奶油塔

Of course... hockey.

當然還有⋯曲棍球

We did it first.

我們最先開始的

We still do it best.

也打得最好

But American teams win the Stanley Cup.

但贏得史丹利盃的是美國隊伍

AMERICAN TEAMS.

美國隊伍

CANADIAN PLAYERS.

加拿大選手

Oh... and to your KFC point?

噢⋯還有你剛提到的肯德基？

Colonel Sanders LIVED in Canada.

肯德基爺爺曾經「住在」加拿大

So we made it even better by pronouncing it...

所以我們為了讓它更好而稱它為⋯

K'ehFC.

K'ehFC

It's true.

這是真的

He lived in Canada from 1965 to 1980.

他在 1965 到 1980 年間住在加拿大

Yeah, that is weird,

是啊，這很奇怪

but, it's true.

但卻是真的

But you know what we don't have?

不過你知道我們沒有什麼嗎？

What?

什麼？

Pennies,

一分錢硬幣

'cause they're stupid pocket weights.

因為他們只會增加口袋的重量

Y'all do have some stuff to celebrate, I guess.

我看你們確實是有不少事情可以慶祝

Yeah.

是啊

Sorry.

抱歉了