Do you like watching animals videos on YouTube?

你喜歡在 YouTube 上看動物的影片嗎?

>> [APPLAUSE] >> I love them.

>>[鼓掌]>>我很愛呢

I love them so very much.

我超愛的

I will watch a dog.

我會看狗

I will watch a cat.

我會看貓

I will watch a dog with a cat.

我會看貓跟狗的

>> [LAUGH] >> I'll watch a goat.

>>[笑聲]>>我會看山羊

I'll watch a horse. I'll watch a chinchilla.

我會看馬。我會看花栗鼠的

You get the idea.

你懂的

I don't need to name all the animals.

我不需要一一點名所有的動物

There's a lot. >> [LAUGH]

太多了。>>[笑聲]

>> But it turns out there are a lot of

但 YouTube 上還有很多

other kinds of videos on YouTube, did you know that?

其他種類的影片，你知道嗎？

They don't even have animals in them.

裡面根本沒有動物耶

There are tutorial videos that are very popular.

教學影片都非常熱門

You can learn how to do anything at all if you watch.

只要你觀看，你就能學到任何東西

Did you see this headline here?

你有看到這個頭條嗎

This week, an eight-year-old boy in Ohio used YouTube to learn how to drive.

這週，一個俄亥俄州的八歲男孩利用 Youtube 學習怎麼開車

He took his four year old sister to McDonald's.

把他四歲大的妹妹載到了麥當勞

>> [LAUGH] >> If they were smart,

>>[笑聲]>>如果他們夠聰明的話

they would've gone to Denny's cuz kids eat free.

他們就會去吃Denny's ，因為小孩可以吃免費大餐

So that was- >> [LAUGH]

所以這就是->>[笑聲]

>> Smart, but not all the way smart.

聰明，但不是絕頂聰明

The boy drove almost two miles.

這男孩開了近兩哩路

Witnesses said he drove safely, followed all the laws, didn't hit anything,

目擊者說他開的很穩，遵守規則，沒有撞到任何東西

which means he's already a better driver than most people in Los Angeles.

也就是說，他已經是一個比大部分洛杉磯人還要好的駕駛了

>> [LAUGH] >> People here.

>>[笑聲]>>在這裡的人

[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

[聲音]>>[笑聲]

>> It happened around eight o'clock at

>>這發生在大概晚上八點的時候

night, he took money from his piggy bank to buy food for his sister.

他從他的小豬撲滿裡拿錢，買食物給他妹妹

>> Aw.

>>喔

>> Sweet. Then someone at McDonald's recognized him

>>貼心。然後有人在麥當勞發現他

and called the grandparents to come pick him up.

並請祖父母過來接他

Isn't that scary though?

這不是很可怕嗎？

I mean, an elderly person driving after dark to pick him up?

我指得是，有老年人要在天黑後開車去接他耶！

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> I mean,

>>[笑聲][鼓掌]>>我是說

obviously I'm glad this story has a happy ending, but

很顯然地，我很高興這個故事有個快樂的結局，但

it made me wonder what other things you could learn about on YouTube.

他讓我很疑惑到底還能在 YouTube 上面學什麼東西

So here's what I found.

然後這些是我所找到的

Makeup tutorials are very popular, very.

化妝教學很夯，非常夯

Here's a girl showing how to put mascara on.

這是女孩展現該如何上睫毛膏

>> You know now they have like really fancy mascara with little battery inside

你知道現在有很花俏的的睫毛膏，裡面會裝電池

and you will vibrate.

可以震動

And, but you know what?

但你知道嗎？

You can do the same thing.

你也可以這麼做

And if your mascara don't vibrate, you just vibrate your head like this.

如果你的睫毛膏不會震動，你可以把你的頭這樣子搖

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>>[笑聲][掌聲]

[LAUGH]

[笑聲]

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

>> We don't have time to show you

我們沒有時間給你們看

the whole thing, but here's the finished product after she put it on.

全部，但這是最後的成品

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> That's a [LAUGH]-

>>[笑聲][掌聲]>>這是個[笑聲]

>> [LAUGH]

>>[笑聲]

>> It's okay.

>>沒關係

>> Hey, you guys, another idea.

嘿，跟你們分享另一個點子

If you can't get an electric toothbrush, just hold the brush and just do that.

如果你買不到電動牙刷，就把那個刷子拿來這樣弄

>> [LAUGH] >> This next video is called

>>[笑聲]>>下一支影片叫做

a proper possum massage, in case you were looking for one.

正確的負鼠按摩法，以防你有在找這種教學

>> Always work both sides of the body.

兩側的身體要同時動作

Otherwise, you might inadvertently interfere with your opossum's natural chi.

否則，你可能會干擾到你的負鼠的天然氣場

>> [LAUGH] >> And nobody wants that.

>>[笑聲]>>沒有人會想要這樣的

>> [LAUGH] >> Next, we knead down the quadriceps.

>>[笑聲]>>接下來，我們按摩四頭肌

We're checking for knots.

先確定肌群（位置）

Ugh!

呃！

And I think I found one.

我想我找到了一個

Okay.

很好

>> [LAUGH] >> Move it out.

>>[笑聲]>>往外移

There.

那裡

I bet that feels better!

我想這樣舒服多了！

>> [LAUGH] >> I have been doing it all wrong.

>>[笑聲]>>我完全都做錯了

>> [LAUGH] >> I've been messing with an opossum's chi

我一定搞壞了很多負鼠的氣

and I didn't even know it.

卻渾然不知

Finally, here's a guy showing us how to use his taser.

最後，這邊有個人要跟我們展現如何使用他的電擊棒

>> Hold up, I'm gonna shock this can.

等著，我要來電這個罐子

Look. Look.

快看。快看

[SOUND] Holy [BLEEP]!

[聲音]我的媽呀[尖銳的聲音]！

[INAUDIBLE] [BLEEP]!

[聽不見的高音頻]！

Now I'm about to shock this.

現在我要來電這個

[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

[聲音]>>[笑聲]

[APPLAUSE]

[掌聲]

>> All right.

>>好吧

[LAUGH] All right.

[笑聲]好吧

>> How many people saw that coming right before it?

有多少人在他電之前就想到會發生什麼事了？

Everybody, everybody.

所有人，所有人

What was going on in the background?

這個人後面那邊發生什麼事？

I don't know if you saw that.

不知道你門有沒有看到

>> [LAUGH] >> Let's watch it again.

>>[笑聲]>>我們再來看一次

>> Now I'm about to shock this.

>>現在我要來電這一個

[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

[聲音]>>[笑聲]

>> [LAUGH] It was a shock, and

前面的人被電擊嚇到

then a shock after that!

我們被後面的人嚇到

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's something just as shocking.

而接下來要發生同樣令人震驚的事

You'll never guess what's about to happen right now.

你一定猜不到會發生什麼事

We're gonna dance!

我們要來跳舞！

[APPLAUSE]

[鼓掌]