Name: 當女生給你抱抱，她們的內心戲是這樣的 (What Girls Mean When They Hug You)
Uploaded: 2017-07-31T21:59:58.000Z
Duration: 6 min 26 s

which means you should hit the thumbs up right away

because of the accuracy and authenticity of,

Thumbs up, no, no, keep going, keep going.

Accuracy, authenticity, okay, here we go.

精準度、可信度，對了，開始吧

I have guys come up to me and ask me questions like,

就有一些男生來找我，問我問題像是：

「我要怎麼知道她喜不喜歡我？」

because you're up here listening to words

Women don't only communicate through words.

No, no, they communicate through body language.

So one way to find out what a girl is thinking

所以理解一個女生在想什麼的方法之一

is to pay attention to the way she hugs people.

So here are all the ways a girl can hug someone

Now, this hug means that the girl is probably classy as F,

這個擁抱代表這個女生「很有格調」

travels a lot, and regularly eats brunch.

because they never know if it's one cheek or both cheeks,

因為他們永遠搞不清楚是親一邊還是兩邊臉頰

She's like, "Mother F'ers, I wear the pants in this hug.

她覺得：「去你X的，這擁抱是我做主

That's right, I sit on the Iron Throne of hugs.

沒錯，沒有人不拜倒在我的石榴裙下

and she's meeting you for the first time,

chances are she's trying to make a really good impression.

For example, she might hug your mom like this

舉例來說，她可能會這樣抱你媽

if you two are dating, just like, hey, cheek kiss,

如果你們倆在交往，就像，嘿，親臉頰

Hopefully this distracts you from the fact that

而不去想你看到我坐下時露出的丁字褲

Now, if you're not meeting for the first time,

and she gives you a cheek kiss when she hugs you,

probably means she likes you more than most people,

可能代表她喜歡你比喜歡大多數人更多

enough to risk getting your cheek herpes.

喜歡到甘願冒讓你臉頰起疹子的風險

第二種，側邊擁抱外加眼神交會

but she's not really emotionally invested into you.

但她並不是真的把情感投注在你身上

There's probably a lot of people in the room

and you're just another one on the assembly line.

而你只不過是集會中的另一個人

You know, she can't really spending too much time in this engagement

你知道，她不可能真的花太多時間在這關係上

because it doesn't align with her priorities.

Also, you're probably in the same category as,

but she's not completely sure how you're related.

但她不太知道你們到底有什麼關係

Number three, side hug with no eye contact.

this hug means that, before she entered this room,

這個擁抱代表著，她走進這房間前

一點也不希望你出現在她生活中

I would rather hug a grenade than hug you.

Yeah, I'm just hugging you because people are looking

沒錯，我只是因為別人在看才抱你

You know, I wanna appear to be the bigger person.

你知道，我想要看起像個大器的人

I'm gonna think about how stupid you and your hugs are.

我就會開始想你和你的擁抱有多蠢

你的擁抱蠢到能被無線電話絆倒

你的擁抱爛到戲院不屑上映，直接出DVD

when you're not here, I might think about you spontaneously.

你不在這裡的時候，我可能會不自覺地想到你

I hope you don't die, because you're a quality human being.

我希望你不會死掉，因為你是個特優的人類

In fact, you know what, you ever ask me to hang out,

事實上，你知道嗎，如果你約我出去

I might actually pull through and not cancel last minute

我實際上可能會排除萬難赴約，絕不會在最後一刻取消

這個擁抱表示在我想像中我們已經親熱了

And through this hug, I just wanna remind you

透過這個擁抱，我只是想要提醒你

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當女生給你抱抱，她們的內心戲是這樣的 (What Girls Mean When They Hug You)

genuinely

straight

dumb

obligation