MY NAME JEFF Oh my God, fuck that was loud, Jesus. Welcome to a brand new let's play, and I know what you're thinking

*MY NAME JEFF按鈕* 我的天哪,這超他媽大聲的, 歡迎來個全新遊戲系列,我知道你在想什麼

"BUT PEWDS, WHAT ABOUT OUTLAST?"

「但是PEWDS,那"絕命精神病院"(OUTLAST)呢?」

I'm still gonna play Outlast but this game came out today, and I've been excited for it for a very long time

我還是會玩"絕命精神病院" 但是今天這個遊戲出來了 然後我期待了超級久的

So I'm gonna play it. I'm going to play it today. I know you guys would love it too. It's called Little Nightmares

所以我要玩...我今天就要玩( • ̀ω•́ )! 我知道你們一定也會喜歡的 他叫做"Little Nightmares(小小惡夢)"

You may have seen me play this already a little bit before. It's a really quirky

你可能有聽過或看我過玩一點點(試完版) 他很有趣很詭異

different looking type of horror game. It was fucking scary, too. Well at least what I saw so far

風格很特別的恐怖遊戲 而且真他媽的嚇人 就我目前看過的而言

I'm super pumped for this I'm so lucky so many games are coming out lately

我超興奮的 我好高興最近好多遊戲都推出了

It makes me so excited

這讓我超興奮的

I don't really

我其實真的不...

It's weird like sometimes. There's no games

有時候很奇怪 有時就是會沒有遊戲

Sometimes we're blessed with a shit ton of games, and it seems like that's the time so let's just uh

有時候我們同時有一卡車的遊戲可以玩 我想現在就是這種時候 所以就讓我們...恩...

thank you, and

謝謝你~ 然後

Let's play this. Let's get this party started

來玩吧 來讓派對開始吧!

I also have no idea what the story of this one is

話說我完全不知道這個遊戲的故事是什麼(笑)

It's going to be interesting to see

感覺會很有趣

All we know so far is that you're a little uh...

就我們現在所知的就是... 你是個小小的....恩...

Weird look.., I almost said yellow looking guy, but that's not it

看起來很怪的... 我剛差點說"黃色老兄" 但這不太對...(笑)

Can the game start please? I don't have stuff... That's a bell everyone. Oh, it's not? What do you think it is then?

拜託遊戲快開始,我沒東西可以... 那是個吊鐘,各位!喔... ...那不是你所以為的東西...

Oh shit. I okay. Well it was... Well that's very creepy

喔靠北,我...好的... 這是個....喔這真的很詭異

Oh shit

喔!

So it just starts like that. We just had a nightmare.

所以就這樣開始了,我們只是做了個惡夢

A "little nightmare", thank you, high five. -That's a bit low *air horn*

一個"小小惡夢",謝謝你,擊掌! *超小聲叭* 這有點不夠勁

That's what I'm talking about. Here we go

這才是我說的嘛 我們走~

Yeah boi

耶~孩子

Yeah boi, just had a nightmare. That's how you wake up from a nightmare

耶~孩子,剛做了惡夢 這就是從惡夢中醒來的樣子

I like how we're wearing a raincoat

我喜歡我們穿著雨衣

Wonder where she got it. It's very cute, Marzia has a similar one

不知道她從哪得到的,看起來很可愛 Marzia有一件類似的

Why am I telling you this? I don't know

為什麼我要告訴你這個? 我不知道

Alright uh...

好的...恩...

Let me figure out how to play the game

讓我看看這遊戲怎麼玩

She sort of grabs It automatically. She's trying to push it. I can't do it

她似乎會自動的抓東西 她嘗試要推這個...我推不動

This games reminds me a looot of Inside.

這遊戲讓我想到"Inside"

That game was fucking awesome, one of my favorite games last year. Hey, it's the potato creatures

那遊戲超他媽棒的 是去年我最喜歡的遊戲之一 嘿!是馬鈴薯生物!

That's not what they look like, but that's what they're called now. That's the name we're going with, calm down everyone

他們看起來並不像 但他們現在就叫"馬鈴薯"了 我們就是要這樣叫他,各位請冷靜

Hopefully, this is not as scary as Outlast. I'm getting tired of (scar...) too scary games, man. I'm getting old, man

誠心希望這不像"絕命精神病院"(OUTLAST)那麼恐怖 我已經累了...對於太恐怖的遊戲 我越來越老了,各位

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢?

Before you judge me, I doubt it's as scary to watch as it is to play so...

在你評斷我之前, 我確定"看"這不會有我實際"玩"一樣恐怖 所以...(笑)

Oh!

喔!

I remember now. I have a lighter

我想起來了,我有個打火機

(I) don't remember how you grab stuff.

我不記得要怎麼抓住物品...

It seems like that- that could be... useful

看起來這... 這看起來應該...有用

Okay, I figured out how to grab stuff

好的,我知道要怎麼抓東西了

You just hold that mouse button.

你只要按住那滑鼠

I should be playing this with a controller I just couldn't find one

我應該要用搖桿玩這個的 但是我找不到...

So why did I do this?

所以我為什麼要這樣做?

Why exactly? hey, Pewdiepie is great at puzzles everyone! Top of the mornin to ya.

究竟為什麼? 嘿!Pewdiepie超會解謎的,各位 各位早安安(學Jacksepticeye影片開頭)

There you go, she grabbed it now, okay.

這樣,她在抓住了,好的

My bad. I'm a fucking idiot, as always.

我的錯,我是個笨蛋,就跟平常一樣

let's crouch through, cool.

讓我們爬過去 酷~

Yeah, boy

耶~孩子

the game doesn't explain anything. I love it.

這遊戲什麼都沒解釋,我超愛的

Not a single fucking thing

什麼他媽的都沒說

It doesn't assume you're a fucking scrub that doesn't know how to, uhh

他沒有假設你是個不會思考的傻瓜... 噢...

It sounds like I'm peeing doesn't it? I like it.

聽起來像我在尿尿對吧?(?) 我喜歡( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I like it a lot.

我非常喜歡( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The sound of peeing is uhh, it's very soothing to me. Don't judge.

尿尿的聲音...恩... 對我來說非常療育 不要評斷我

I know you feel the same way, okay?

我知道你有一樣的感覺,好嗎?

What are you doing little girl?

你在做什麼阿,小女孩?

I feel like she needs a name

我覺得她需要個名字

Sa- Sammy ? No, Sally Sue ? Some southern name shit ?

珊...珊米(Sammy)?不好... 蘇莎莉(Sally Sue)? 來自南方的名字之類的?

All right, this is cool. So far zero death *air horn*

好的,真酷,目前為止零死亡! *超大聲叭叭*

Doing a great job. This is a zero deaths playthrough everyone! first ever attempted on YouTube.

做的很好,這是個零死亡遊戲體驗,各位 首次在YouTube上嘗試

I swear something moved just there

我發誓剛剛這裡有東西在動

Can I pull this out?

我可以把這個拉出來嗎?

What was that sound?

那是什麼聲音?

Hey, baby, what's that sound? Oh God what is that?

"嘿,寶貝,那是什麼聲音..."(唱) 喔,天哪,那是什麼?

Oh, that's the thing from the start ?

喔!那是開頭的那個東西?

Hey, you're mine now

嘿!你是我的了!(抱起)

We're going together

我們要一起走

Adventure!

去冒險!

With mommy doll and Felix, great times, great times were had, indeed. Oh, we're so tiny

"媽咪娃娃"和Felix,好時光 真是好時光,沒錯 喔天哪,我們好小喔

So cute

真可愛

What is this place?

這裡是什麼地方?

Why do I have this?

為什麼我要拿這個?

Do I need this ?

我需要這個嗎?

Ah fuck it

啊,去他的

Okay, let's go

好的,我們走

I think we need to go through here

我想我們要穿過這裡

Weee!

Wee~(跳)

Yeah, jumping on the bed!

耶~在床上跳跳

Hell yeah, motherfucker. I got an achievement

讚啦,你媽的 我拿到一個成就了

You can't see it. It says "highly sprung"

你們看不到 他寫"超高彈性"

So is ma-... Okay let's play the game everyone

我的...也是 好的,來玩遊戲吧,各位

Press to jump and to- oh okay, I didn't get the grabbing part

按住跳然後...喔,好的 我之前不知道抓住的部分

Ah

啊~

Conveniently placed...

真放便的擺置

Toilet paper!!

廁所衛生紙!

Best game

最棒的遊戲!

Toilet paper, you're my new friend, toilet paper

廁所衛生紙!你是我新的好朋友 廁所衛生紙

We're gonna put - we're gonna complete this entire game with toilet paper.

我們要把他...我們要玩完整個遊戲 和廁所衛生紙一起!

I'm never letting you go toilet paper, I love you

我絕對不會讓你走的廁所衛生紙 我愛你

Your name is

你的名字是---

Timmy

---提米(Timmy)

Good name. I know- oh !

好名字,我知道... ...喔!

[Laughs]

(遲鈍王笑)

I just noticed something

我現在才發現這個!

Oh okay, alright. Let's uhh, let's keep going everyone

喔,好的...沒事! 讓我們,繼續前進,各位

Forgot that we were playing a horror game- look at the door. It's so creepy

忘了我們正在玩一個恐怖遊戲了... 看看那個門,超詭異的

Alright, so

好的,所以...

Gonna have to...

我必須要...

come over the struggles of being a tiny person.

習慣小小人的辛苦之處

I know what you're thinking !

我知道你在想什麼!

"But Pewds, you're leaving Timmy behind"

「但是PEWDS,你把...提米丟下了?」

Never. We're never leaving Timmy behind.

絕不 我們絕對不會丟下提米的

He's our friend. He's our lover. I said lover. That's right. We love each other.

他是我們的朋友,我們的愛人 沒錯,我說愛人,我們互相愛著對方

I wonder if I can ignite Timmy with flames

我在想我能不能用打火機點燃提米

Okay, I can't.

好的,我不行

Well it looks like you'll live another day, Timmy. It's your lucky day. Let's keep going. Best friends forever

看來你能多活幾天,今天真是你的幸運日,提米 我們繼續走吧,永遠的最好的朋友

All right, what do we got here, Timmy?

好的,這裡有什麼呢?提米?

Doesn't look very good, does it ?

看起來不是很好,對吧?

Looks like a [shitty] situation

看起來是個"糞"地方

Alright, get it? 'Cuz you're toilet paper [alright].

好的,有聽懂嗎? 因為你是廁所衛生紙

Hey, what do we got in the fridge?

嘿~冰箱裡有什麼呢?

What if I can climb- Ohhhh yeah! Boi!

搞不好我可以爬...喔!! 讚啦!寶貝!

Bye Timmy !

掰~提米~

Bye *family-friendly Felix song*

掰~ *闔家觀賞Felix歌*

*screaming WTFUUUUU*

提米:WTFUUUUU(╬☉д⊙)

Shut up, Timmy. It's gonna be okay. I'll be back for you *WTF*

閉嘴!提米,沒事的,我會為了你回來的 提米:WTF(╬☉д⊙)

Sorry, Timmy. I love you.

抱歉,提米 我愛你

I'll never forget you, Timmy. You're my-

我永遠不會忘記你的,提米 你是我的...

You're my best friend. EWW!

你是我最好的朋友... 噁!!!

AHH! AAHH FUCK I THOUGHT- Ohhh my-

啊!!啊!靠北!! 我以為....喔我的...

Zero deaths. Zero deaths, everyone. Don't worry about it.

零死亡,零死亡!各位 不用擔心

It uhhh- That was uh- that wasn't me. Hey, I woke up from a nightmare

恩痾...這不是我的錯... 嘿!我從惡夢中醒來

Don't interact with a slug alright well lesson uhh- lesson learned. *whoop*

不要和蛞蝓們有接觸 恩...學到了一課...*跳*

Fuck you, slug

去你的,蛞蝓

You can go back to your animes

你可以回到你的動漫世界去了

Or hentais, I don't know

或是色情動畫(hentai),我不知道

This game is so fucking cool so far

這遊戲超它媽酷的 目前而言

AHH, no! No more slugs!

啊!不! 不要更多蛞蝓!

Go! Fuck the slugs! I mean DON'T fuck the slugs.

衝啊!幹你的蛞蝓! 我是說....不要幹蛞蝓

This ain't no hentai

這不是色情動畫

Jesus, Zero deaths by the way *air-horn*

天哪... 順帶一提零死亡! *叭叭*

Zero Deaths! I know I'm-

零死亡!我知道我...

I'm breaking the tension so hard by using the stupid sound board.

我用這音板 嚴重破壞了這遊戲的氣氛...

This is so cool. I see those slugs.

這好酷... 我看到那些蛞蝓了

Very cool. Very cool so far.

非常酷,非常的酷 目前而言

Loving this.

超愛的

Alright.

好的

Could we climb this perhaps? Sorta.. It's the...

也許我們要爬這個? 類似...這是...

Hey, hey, we did it. *high pitched voice* Yeah boi!

嘿!嘿!我們做到了! "幹的好孩子"(學米奇的聲音)

Oh

喔

There we go, climb all through

這樣子,爬過去

It almost feels like...

這感覺幾乎是...

Oh my God, the potato people.

喔天哪,那馬鈴薯人

*Pewds screaming*

啊!!

Shit! Oh I literally fell in shit.

該屎!喔我真的摔進屎裡了

Where's Timmy when you need him ?

提米在哪裡? 當你需要他的時候

That son of a bitch.

那該死的渾蛋

Oh God I hear them, but I- OHHH shit, they're everywhere.

喔天哪,我聽到牠們了...但是... 喔靠北!他們到處都是!

Oh this is bad. Aah don't touch me.

喔...這很糟糕 啊...別碰我

Don't touch me peasants! You're disgusting!

別碰我,你們這些骯髒的小傢伙 你們好噁心

Alright. Fuck.

好的 ...靠北

Uaghh *kapuschh* By-ye !

啊~*推倒* 掰~

Wish you could burn them! Oh shit that was close.

希望可以燒死牠們... *滑* 喔靠北,差一點

I know I keep saying it, but this game is so fucking cool.

我知道我一直重複說, 但這遊戲真的棒極了

I love how it plays so far.

玩到目前為止我都超愛的

Hope you're enjoying it as well.

希望你也可以觀看的也享受

Good jump there Felix, good job.

跳得好啊, Felix 跳的好

It's almost like you can- can't even tell that I do this for a living.

這就像...你幾乎看不出來... 我是靠這個生活的...

AH! Potato people.

啊!馬鈴薯人

Those God damn potatoes.

那些該死的馬鈴薯

Fuck, I'm still alive. I'm st-

*摔* 靠北 我還活著!我還...

Zero deaths, calm down.

零死亡,冷靜

We're still alive. We're still going strong.

我們還活著,我們仍然健壯

Let's take it a little bit more carefully now, boy- or girl or whoever's watching

讓我們從現在開始小心一點,男孩們... 或女孩們,或任何在觀看的人

I ain't discriminating to any gender, or species. If you're-

我沒有在區別任何性別,或是...種族 如果你是...

If you so happen to be a potato people watching this, just know that I care about you.

如果你剛好是個馬鈴薯人在觀賞的話 希望你知道 我是在乎你的

I just saved myself a polygon article right there, thank you very much. All right, let's keep going.

我剛拯救了自己免於被大作文章 非常謝謝你們 好的,我們繼續走

Got all dark all of a sudden. I hope this light doesn't run out. That'd be-

突然變得好黑呢, 我希望這打火機不會沒燃料...

That'd be great, that'd be excellent.

那會很好呢,那非常棒

Where the hell are we? Some sort of boat it almost seems like.

我們到底在哪? 看來是類似船的地方?

Is that a little hole to look through the door for like, people like me?

這是個可以看出去的小小洞嗎? 給像我這樣的小小人看的?

Maybe we used to be friends.

也許我們曾經有朋友...

I wonder.

我很好奇...

Doesn't that come from here?

我們不是從這來的嗎?

No? No was the answer to that, okay. That's a bit confusing.

不是,我們不是從那邊來著 好的,這有點讓人困惑

This is probably gonna be timed, so we're gonna have to hurry.

這大概是有時間限制的 所以我們得快點

So pretty.

真漂亮

The developers really did a good job.

開發團隊真的做的很棒

Go little girl!

衝啊!小女孩!

Go! Fuuuuck! You gotta run, girl!

衝啊!靠北! 你得跑啊,女孩兒

I swear there must be a run button that I am not aware of.

我發誓這一定有個跑步加速按鍵 但我不知道

Let me try that again. *wooop*

讓我再試一次 *跳*

Let's check the- let's check the controls.

來看一下...看一下操作

Well that doesn't help me, does it

恩...這沒幫上我,對吧

Keyboard. There we go. Uhh jump- sprint! Shit.

鍵盤!這個才對 恩...跳躍...加速... 靠北

Well. That should have been obvious. I just- I couldn't really tell a difference.

好喔!這好像很明顯 我只是...分辨不出不同(?)

Sorry about that! Pro gamer here, pro gamer

抱歉啦! 職業級玩家,職業級玩家在此

[Flexor] xxx

屈肌xxx

hardcore

超屌der

Okay, here we go! Blargh! Yes, that's better. Go go go go go go go. Yeeeah, that's right!

好的,我們走!叭啦! *跳* 對!這樣才對!走走走走走! 耶~這樣才對!

That's right *Hillary Clinton* Hillary Clinton everyone. We did it.

這就對了~*Hillary Clinton按鈕* Hillary Clinton各位 我們做到了

Okay, grab it.

好的,抓住這個

Hey it's potato- I'm getting fucking get you. I'm gonna fucking stab you

嘿!是個馬鈴薯...我要它媽的抓住你 我要它媽的捅死你...

Come back here

給我回來

Fuck. I'm too big

靠北,我太大隻了

That's what potato people think

那是馬鈴薯人認為的

All right where did he go- where did that son of a bitch go- Aww fuck..

好的,他去哪了? 那個小渾蛋去....喔,靠北...

Big area.

開放區域

Don't like it. Oh shit. What the fuck is that?

不喜歡... 喔靠北...那是三小?

What the fuck is that, man?

那是三小?老兄

Jesus Christ

耶穌基督啊...

I feel so lucky to be playing this for you guys. This is so fun.

我覺得好幸運我可以為了你們玩這遊戲 這真的很有趣

No, no, no, go IN! Girl.. What are you doing? Girl you cray.

不不不,進去~女孩 你在幹嘛?你這瘋瘋小女孩...

...We're in some sort of bathroom now.

...我們在廁所之類的地方

okay, I will--TIMMY!! AH!

好的,我來...提米!! 啊!!

I came back for youuu *weird chuckle* YES! Hey another one!

我為了你回來! *怪怪笑聲* 太好了!嘿!另一個

This is family. Ah shit. that looks-a like.. y-.. check if it's safe Timmy.

這是個家庭...喔靠北... 那起來會電人... 確認一下他是不是安全的,提米

It's safe. okay I don't.. sti- I don't, I don't know I, w- I got a funny feeling about it, Timmy, I don't know

安全的,好的...我不確定... ...我有不好的預感,提米 我不確定...

Why is there so much toilet.. Oh shit! We're in a toilet XD

為什麼這麼多馬桶... 喔靠北我們在廁所裡....(笑)

are these toilets??

這些是馬桶嗎?

"Look around".. oh shit!! Oh shit, dawg

*看看四周*(系統提示) ...喔靠北,喔!天哪...

oh, I see

喔!我懂了...

WOO!

嗚~*跳*

Let's move this door out of the way

來把這個門推開

*Weird french accent* Excusez-moi

*不好意詩呀*(奇怪法國腔)

ayy, look at that

嘿!看看這個

let's push.. let's use your family, Timmy. the Timmy family

來推這...來用你的家庭,提米 提米大家庭

Trustworthy family always get, uh always good to wipe your ass with :v

一個可靠可信賴的家庭... 在你需要擦屁股的時候

Hey, ow shit its timed, it's timed, it's timed it's timed.

嘿!啊喔,這有時間限制... 時間時間時間!

Timmy. I'm not leaving you behind ! Go go go !

提米,我是不會丟下你離開的, 快走走走!

Fuck timmy. I'm leaving you behind

靠北,提米 我要丟下你了(笑)

Sorry, Timmy. I'll come back for you

抱歉了,提米 我會再回來找你的

Okay, well you know what?

好的,恩...你知道嗎?

hey, I

嘿...

I see what we have to do.

我知道這裡該怎麼做了

Wow, we're in a kid's playroom.

哇!我們在小孩子的遊戲室...

Ow that's so cool

哇這超酷的!

Hey, it's got a little train and everything!

嘿!這裡有小火車跟一堆東西

got them got them sorry sorry let me put you back

抓到了!抓到了! ...抱歉,抱歉 讓我把你放回去...

Okay, well I broke it

好喔,恩...我把它弄壞了

Okay, there's another electricity

好的,那裡有另一個通電的柵欄

So we probably have to put the boxes on the seesaw. Is that what it's called in English