Name: 超爆笑！柯登和貝克漢一起來面試 007 啦！ (The Next James Bond - David Beckham v James Corden)
Uploaded: 2022-05-19T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 6 min 8 s

Moneypenny, Moneypenny, Marniti, Martini, Shaken, Shaken, Not Stirred, Moneypenny.

吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮，不吃葡萄…

You know this is an audition for James Bond, right?

你知道這是詹姆斯．龐德的試鏡，對吧？

It's not like an underwear commercial, something like that.

我穿過的內褲比你吃過的鹽還多。

Moneypenny -- Miss Moneypenny. Miss Moneypenny.

吃葡萄不吐… 吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮。

- So, thank you so much for coming in. Thank you. Hi, David. - Lovely to meet you.

- 謝謝你們今天來，謝謝，嗨大衛。- 很高興見到你。

Oh, lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you.

As you know, we are casting the new James Bond.

如你們所知，我們在尋覓新的詹姆斯龐德。

We're literally looking at all sorts of different people, you know.

實際上有各式各樣的人來試鏡。

So, we've got someone like you, David, handsome, kind of attractive, charming.

有像大衛你一樣的人，帥氣、有吸引力又迷人。

And then there is someone like you, James.

He says, he says it's a little bit weird that I'm here.

Does it feel a little bit weird that I'm here?

So, I'm going to put you through a few 007 scenarios and see how you fair.

我要請你們演幾幕 007 的情節，看你們表現怎麼樣。

Well, I mean it is an interesting choice of suit.

But that is not the one we put in your room.

但那不是我們放在你房間的西裝。

What are you talking about? This was the suit that was hanging in my room.

你在說什麼？這件就是掛在我房裡的西裝。

沒錯，一定是有人調包，大衛。

Okay, James, so we're going to try something else, okay?

好，詹姆斯，我們試試別的，好嗎？

A kind of classic James Bond seduction scene.

Well, hello there, Miss Hemlock. It's quite a view from here.

你好，漢姆洛克小姐，這真是一番美景啊。

Perhaps we should slip into something a little more comfortable.

或許我們應該一起換個更舒服衣服。

Oh, come on, that's not fair. That's not fair. That isn't fair. What is he doing?

拜託，太不公平了吧。不公平！他在幹嘛？

- Can we start again, please? - You can go.

- 再來一次好嗎？謝謝。 - 你可以走了。

- All right. - Go on. There you go. - Should I go?

- 好吧。 - 快走，那邊請。 - 我該離開嗎？

- See you later. - What was your problem?

Well, hello there, Miss Hemlock. Perhaps you would like to slip into something more comfortable.

你好，漢姆洛克小姐，想一起換件舒適的衣服嗎？

- Spy [bleep] over there. - I'm not dealing with that. No way. - Cut. Cut.

- 我是天殺的間諜，過來吧。 - 我不接受，辦不到。 - 卡，卡。

- 龐德就會這麼做。 - 他才不會。

- Who wants the part more? - Okay, stop it.

- 誰更想要這個角色？ - 好了，停。

Okay, David, so this is your final screen test.

I just want you to do a basic James Bond introduction lines.

講基本的詹姆斯龐德介紹台詞就好。

So, let's just see if you can do that without mucking about.

看你能不能順利演完，不胡搞瞎搞。

Hemlock, Bunny Hemlock, I admire your luck, Mr...

漢姆洛克，邦妮漢姆洛克，我欣賞你的運氣，這位…

You can't say it like that. That is terrible. That's rubbish.

你不能這樣講，太糟了，簡直是垃圾。

簡單，我的名字是龐德，詹姆斯龐德。

That is Sean Connery. You're just doing Sean Connery.

那是史恩康納萊，你只是在學史恩康納萊。

This has been a total waste of time. I would like you both to leave.

完全是浪費時間，你們兩個都給我走。

也沒有，你們兩個一點專業精神都沒有。

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