Black from the back and white from the front!

前凸後翹欸！

What up, pumpkin spice!

小帥弟你好啊～

Lemme touch that dick!

讓姐摸一把嘛

You know, forget about her man!

忘了她吧，兄弟！

We're gonna go to the club, have a few drinks and get our dance on!

我們去酒吧喝個幾杯，跳跳舞就好啦！

And you just might find a woman that will treat you right!

你可能還會遇到真心對待你的女生！

We 'bout to hit the club.

我們要上夜店！

I'm going to jack off so many dicks you could call me Jacky D, mothafucker!

我要打遍全部男人的手槍，你可以叫我手槍王！

You really think so?

你真的這麼認為嗎？

I know so, buddy!

真的！我保證！

Look, you knew what you were getting into when you signed up for a Lil Tina music video.

你聽著，當你同意拍這部MV，就知道會發生什麼事了

Her fans expect to see man dimes shaking their ass!

她的粉絲就是想看到小鮮肉在螢幕上扭屁屁啊

This is so degrading.

這也太侮辱人了吧⋯⋯

Put these on.

把這穿上

Or you can get the fuck off my set.

不然就滾出片場

Action.

開拍！

Whacha doin'?

妳在幹麻？

This guy liked a picture on my Instagram,

有個男的按我 IG 讚

so I'm gonna send him a picture of my junk.

想說拍一張煽情的照片傳給他

I just have dreams you know.

我偶爾會做那種夢

Yeah...

嗯⋯⋯

Am I supposed to be like my father?

我應該像我爸爸一樣嗎？

Hey hey hey hey!

欸欸欸欸！

My eyes are up here!

我的眼睛在這！看這！

If you didn't want me to look, would you put it on display like that?

如果你不想要我看，你會那樣擺嗎？

Here's your double latte mocha latte.

你的雙倍摩卡拿鐵好囉！

Thank you.

謝謝

Guy was eye fucking the shit out of me!

那個男的完全在用眼睛強姦我

Totally.

真的

What a slut.

真是個婊子

Hey Jeff, what are you doing?

傑夫，你在幹麻？

I was fixing the car?

呃⋯修車？

Aw, that's cute.

噢，真可愛

Now get your ass back in the kitchen and start dinner!

現在給我滾回廚房開始煮飯！

Ay! Nice dick!

欸！下面很大喔！

I'd like to cradle those balls!

蛋蛋讓我摸一下啊！

OWW!

（嗷嗷叫）