- That's probably why I'm sweating so much right now

- 這可能是為什麼我出汗了這麼多，現在

* screams * *laughs *

*尖叫* * *笑

- Hi, I'm Stevie. I'm really excited about this video today

- 嗨，我是史蒂夫。我真的很高興這部影片的今天

and I am a woman who happens to have a vagina

我是一個女人有一個陰道

- Hello

- 你好

- Umm... I have... well I've... let's...I

- 嗯...我有......嗯，我......讓我......

- Hi

- 嗨!

- Cute Glasses!

- 可愛的眼鏡！

- Thanks! Cute Dress!

- 謝謝！可愛的洋裝！

- Thanks!

- 謝謝！

- I'm like... really nervous

- 我很喜歡......真的很緊張

- Um... Im Blair! - Hi Blair!

- 嗯...林布萊爾！ - 布萊爾嗨！

- This is... 'cause I don't know you

- 這是...因為我不知道你

- Probably why I'm sweating sooo much right now

所以這就是我現在為什麼流這麼多汗!

- I'm getting flustered

- 我越來越心慌

- Am i like gonna fall in to it?

- 難道我喜歡會下降呢？

-I'll just give it a little high five.

-I'll只是給它一點五高。

- My main concern right now is that I want... you to be comfortable.

- 我現在最關心的是，我想......你要舒適。

- I just hope I don't lose a finger!

- 我只希望我不會失去一根手指！

- I feel like im gonna like smell tuna?

- 我覺得自己好像聞金槍魚IM要去？

- Black hole... *slurping sound*

- 黑洞... *啜聲*

- I was born C-section.

- 我出生剖腹產。

Like, I've never have any experience with vaginas

就像，我從來沒有與任何陰道經驗

- I've never touched a vagina

- 我從來沒有碰過陰道

- So I have...never seen a vagina

- 所以我......從未見過的陰道

- This is happening right now

- 這是現在發生的事情

*Nervous laugh*

*神經笑*

- Oh, your panties came off

- 哦，你的內褲掉了

- Always wear protection

- 始終佩戴防護

- I'm sorry, I don't mean to, like, stare directly at it

- 對不起，我的意思並不是一樣，它直視

[Stevie] - This is a vagina. - This is a vagina!

[杰拉德] - 這是一個陰道。 - 這是一個陰道！

*Screams*

* *尖叫聲

- May I touch your vagina? - Of course! - Thank you!

- 我可以觸摸你的陰道？ - 當然！ - 謝謝！

- Ok, I'm like afraid I'm gonna like fall in

- 好吧，我就像怕我會像秋天

- Oh god, it looks like a nipple What do I do with that?

- 哦，上帝，它看起來像一個乳頭 我該怎麼跟那怎麼辦？

-Usually there's a penis there

- 通常有一個陰莖有

- Do you shave...around there?

- 你剃毛......周邊部分有嗎？

- More of a tribble from Star Trek than anything

- 更多來自星際迷航一個符段比什麼的

- Oh my God it's staring right at me

- 哦，我的天阿..它像盯著我看

-Like a partially deflated balloon

狀部分放氣氣囊

- I'll just kind of...pat it? Is that...ok?

- 我只是那種......拍拍它？這可以嗎？

- Oh there is like...folds

- 哦，有喜歡的褶皺...

- Firmer than I was expecting

- 比較為堅挺我期待

- Patting it...Ok

- 拍著它...好

- I think you have a pretty vagina - Aw thanks!

- 我認為你有一個漂亮的陰道 - 喔~謝謝！

- I mean all the vaginas they don't look the same right? - Right.

- 我的意思是所有的陰道，他們看起來不一樣吧？ - 對。

- It feels like I just petted like a small animal

- 這種感覺就像我只是喜歡撫摸小動物

[Stevie] - So the hole is way down here, it's really small

[杰拉德] - 這樣的洞是後話在這裡，它真的很小

- WHAT?

- 什麼？

- Oh, like a squid

- 哦，喜歡的魷魚

- Can you keep snacks down here??

- 你能把零食藏在吃在這裡？

- If you were to touch part of something there, ink might shoot out

- 如果你觸摸的東西一部分在那裡， 油墨可能會拍出來的

- It's like a closet door with some curtains poking out

- 這就像一些窗簾戳了衣櫃門

[Off camera] - Can you find the clitoris? - Can i find it?

[關相機] - 你能找到陰蒂？ - 我能找到它？

- Could this be a clit? - Nope

- 難道這是一個陰蒂？ - 都能跟得上

-There? - Nope, that's the urethra.

-那裡？ - 不，那是尿道。

- I mean... where is the clitoris ?

- 我的意思是......哪裡是陰蒂？

- That thing right there? - Nope

- 那東西在那裡？ - 都能跟得上

- Is it inside? - Nope

- 它是裡面呢？ - 都能跟得上

- You promise it's like in there..

- 你答應這就像在那裡..

- Wait that's the clit?

- 等待這就是陰蒂？

- It's part of the hood of the clit

- 這是陰蒂的罩的一部分

- It has a hood? - Yeah its like a little penis

- 它有一個油煙機？ - 是它像一個小陰莖

- So the opening's like down here

- 因此，開放的喜歡到這裡

- I am feeling like this is a beautiful moment

- 我喜歡這種感覺是一個美麗的時刻

- The clit is in the hood

- 陰蒂是在引擎蓋

- Now whenever I see a stranger from now on, like a woman I don't know,

- 現在，每當我看到一個陌生人從現在開始，就像一個女人，我不知道，

I'm gonna be like, you have a vagina. I know that now! Like I'm well aware of that.

我會是這樣，你有一個陰道。我現在知道了！ 就像我很清楚這一點。

- That might not be true though!

- 這可能不是真實的，但！

- True! Ok then! That's actually very true!

- 真！好吧！這實際上是非常真實的！

- Let me put my panties back on... *Laughing*

- 讓我把我的內褲回來... *笑*

- It's really not as terrifying as I was...anticipating

- 這真的不是可怕的，因為我是期待......

- I kinda thought it would be hairier down there

- 我還挺想這將是多毛那裡

- You thought it would be hairier there? - I did! I don't know! - I have a full bush

- 你認為這將是多毛嗎？ - 我做到了！我不知道！ - 我有一個完整的灌木叢

- I'm pretty gay, I'm just gonna say it. I'm...yeah

- 我敢同性戀，我只是會說出來。我...是啊

- Health class isn't doing anything for you? The internet is a wonderful place

- 健康類是不為你做什麼嗎？互聯網是一個奇妙的地方

- I would not do that again, no

- 我不會再這樣做，沒有

- Stevie, I'm glad we had this moment

- 史蒂夫，我很高興我們有這個時刻

- Would I touch a vagina again?

- 我會再次觸摸陰道？

I actually have no reaction to it

我實際上是它沒反應

*Screams*

* *尖叫聲

It wasn't scary, I'd do it again

這不是嚇人，我會再做一次

- Always ask permission when you touch someone's vagina

- 總是詢問許可，當你觸摸某人的陰道

Can I have a hug? - Of course!

能抱抱我嗎？ - 當然！

- I feel like that would be fair

- 我覺得這將是公平的

- I loved it

- 我愛它

When we were young, adolescents maybe preteens

當我們還年輕，青少年也許青春期

The whole, "I'll show you mine, you show me yours" kind of thing happens

整體而言，“我會告訴你我的，你能告訴我你的”之類的事情發生

Obviously for them, that had never happened

顯然，對於他們來說，是從來沒有發生過

Yeah, I would do this again

是的，我會再次這樣做

- The clit is in the hood!

- 陰蒂是在引擎蓋！