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  • All right, Joe.

  • Turn to your left.

  • Now walk straight. Walk to your right and say, "Hey."

  • Hey, hey.

  • Sal: I thought I told you to stay off my turf!

  • I thought I told you to stay off my turf!

  • Yeah, you. Yeah, you.

  • Yeah, you.

  • -You, you. -Now take the glasses off.

  • Oh, no.

  • No, you can go swim.

  • You can enjoy. No, go ahead, buddy.

  • Murr: Walk straight. There you go.

  • Straight a little bit more, a little bit more.

  • Take a step forward. There you go.

  • You feel the towel? There you go, buddy.

  • Just dry your face with it, real quick.

  • Go ahead. Dry your face.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Now take the sunglasses off.

  • Take them off.

  • Oh, my God! That's your towel.

  • I thought this was --

  • I thought this was mine.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You idiots.

  • -Walk straight. -This way?

  • Yep, yep. You'll feel there's a fence coming.

  • Don't walk into it. I put a shirt out there for you.

  • Go to the right.

  • No, a little bit more. There. That's it.

  • -That's your shirt. -Whose shirt is this?

  • Well, it's yours now. Put it on.

  • These better not be fake boobs.

  • All right, buddy.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • All right, now make a right. Hard right. There you go.

  • Go straight.

  • Keep going.

  • Keep going a little bit.

  • Stop. Stop. Stop.

  • Point up a little bit.

  • -Hey. -Hey.

  • You've been sitting on your ass all day.

  • You've been sitting on your ass all day.

  • I'm about to make you earn your money.

  • I'm about to make you earn your money.

  • Run into the water as fast as you can.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Start yelling, "Help." Start yelling, "Help."

  • Help! Help! Help!

  • Murr: Turn around. 180 degrees.

  • Sal: Wave your hands over your head.

  • Now start yelling,

  • "What's your problem, dude?!"

  • What's your problem, dude?

  • -Earn your money. -Earn that money!

  • Earn that money!

  • All right, now take off your glasses. Read your shirt.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Ding! ]

All right, Joe.

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