字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 All right, Joe. Turn to your left. Now walk straight. Walk to your right and say, "Hey." Hey, hey. Sal: I thought I told you to stay off my turf! I thought I told you to stay off my turf! Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. -You, you. -Now take the glasses off. Oh, no. No, you can go swim. You can enjoy. No, go ahead, buddy. Murr: Walk straight. There you go. Straight a little bit more, a little bit more. Take a step forward. There you go. You feel the towel? There you go, buddy. Just dry your face with it, real quick. Go ahead. Dry your face. [ Laughter ] Now take the sunglasses off. Take them off. Oh, my God! That's your towel. I thought this was -- I thought this was mine. [ Laughter ] You idiots. -Walk straight. -This way? Yep, yep. You'll feel there's a fence coming. Don't walk into it. I put a shirt out there for you. Go to the right. No, a little bit more. There. That's it. -That's your shirt. -Whose shirt is this? Well, it's yours now. Put it on. These better not be fake boobs. All right, buddy. [ Laughter ] All right, now make a right. Hard right. There you go. Go straight. Keep going. Keep going a little bit. Stop. Stop. Stop. Point up a little bit. -Hey. -Hey. You've been sitting on your ass all day. You've been sitting on your ass all day. I'm about to make you earn your money. I'm about to make you earn your money. Run into the water as fast as you can. [ Laughter ] Start yelling, "Help." Start yelling, "Help." Help! Help! Help! Murr: Turn around. 180 degrees. Sal: Wave your hands over your head. Now start yelling, "What's your problem, dude?!" What's your problem, dude? -Earn your money. -Earn that money! Earn that money! All right, now take off your glasses. Read your shirt. [ Laughter ] [ Ding! ]
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