*Squeaks* This-

這個...

Hey!

嘿！

This year is like...

今年，則像...

*Race cars*

砰！砰！砰！

Bam! Bam! Bam!

我剛破完這款叫做Furi的遊戲

I just finished this Furi game.

內容就像是Boss接力再加上子彈地獄跟刀劍對決

It's like a big boss rush

真的非常有趣

with bullet hell and swordfighting.

然後在兩秒鐘後...

It's a huge amount of fun.

我發現這個經典遊戲，叫做惡魔城X 月下夜想曲

And then not two seconds later,

這次你不像NES那款一樣，要扮演幹掉德古拉的傢伙

I discovered this classic called Symphony of the Night.

這次你要扮演的是德古拉的兒子，艾卡多

Instead of playing as the dude who slays Dracula,

所以這回你要殺要打的都是好人

like in the NES games,

然後，當你意識到主角名字其實是德古拉的倒寫...

you play as Dracula's son, Alucard.

你他媽在跟我開玩笑？

So you hunt down the good guy, and kill him instead.

然後你還是得再打一次德古拉

But then, you realize that your guy's name is just Dracula

"人類是什麼？"

BACKWARDS.

"不過只是一堆只能活在陰影和痛之中的螻蟻罷了！"

Are you fuckin' serious?

"說夠了...開打吧！"

So then you go and kill Dracula too.

欸欸？你要上哪去？

"What is a man?"

給我滾過來，我要敲爆你的屁股，德古拉

"A miserable little pile of secrets."

月下夜想曲真不愧是夜想曲

"But enough talk... Have at you!"

你能在這裡聽到一首接著一首餘音繞樑的華麗音樂

Hey, hey... where you goin'?

但接著，它立刻換一首打你臉

Get over here, imma beat yo ass Dracula.

然後德古拉又帶來了一點柔和爵士樂之類的

It really is a Symphony.

各位先生女士，這裡是男低音德古拉

You have piece after piece of Haunting magnificence.

接著它又換成了恐怖風格的音樂

♪ [ ''Dance of Pales" by Michiru Yamane ] ♪

各位...

But then, they hit you with that:

這裡豪恐怖哦...

♪ [ ''Marble Gallery" by Michiru Yamane ] ♪

噢！我的老天鵝！

Then Dracula comes in with some smooth jazz and shit.

好哦，那是一隻青蛙，嗯嗯...

♪ [ Dunkey singing along to "Wandering Ghosts" by Michiru Yamane ] ♪

但，接著...

Dracula on bass ladies and gentleman.

(這首歌出自我即將推出的新重金屬專輯)

But then it gets too scary.

終於，在經歷漫長而艱辛的旅程後

♪ [ ''Abandoned Pit" by Michiru You Get The Idea ] ♪

你終於能聽到電玩史上最棒的片尾曲

Guys...

♪ 我就如風一般 ♪

This is too scary now.

♪ 一直以來都是 ♪

Thi— OH, MY GOD!

♪ 無止盡的遊蕩在高空之中 ♪

Oh, okay that's a frog.

接著我們來玩阿拉丁，一款電影授權改編的遊戲

Okay.

我不知道它為什麼能那麼好玩

But then, it's—

但它確實很好玩

*Dunkey metal screams*

但同樣也有比較遺憾的點

Finally,

就是開發者對於自己工作的認知有多麼錯誤

after a long and arduous journey

我的意思是，Genesis版也非常棒

You're rewarded with video gaming's finest end credits song

但容我提醒你，這完全是不同的遊戲

ever recorded.

拜託

♪ [ ''I Am The Wind'' by Cynthia Harrell ] ♪

拜託

"Just like the wind..."

超任版？傑作啊！

"I've always been..."

你可以在一小時內就破玩這遊戲

"Drifting high up in the sky that never ends..."

但這是因為它把所有高品質的內容都緊緊地塞在一塊

Then we played Aladdin,

除了這段，我恨死它了

a licensed movie game.

幫自己一個忙，許三個願望的時候別忘了要一片阿拉丁

I don't get why this is so good,

然後剩下兩個願望，全部換披薩吧！

but it is,

然後...(砰)

and it's also a testament,

荒野之息一上市就把所有其他的開放世界遊戲打成智障

to how wrong a developer can be

再見，雞雞

about his own work.

你是我見過最棒的夥伴...等等等一下下

I mean the Genesis one

蛤？

is surprisingly good, too

雞雞？不！

and a completely different game, mind you.

給我滾！

But come on.

很好，牠不會再回來了

Come on.

然後...牠又回來了

The Super Nintendo one?

如果我們能從瑪利歐的新作中看到這種野心

Mastahpeece.

那就沒什麼好擔心的了...對...

You could blow through this whole game in an hour.

(拍)

But that's because there's no filler. It is back to back quality.

但是，在黑暗之中，又誕生出了一個新的傑作

Except for this part, I hate this.

空心騎士

Do yourself a favor, and make getting Aladdin one of your three wishes.

(Metroidvania 半自由半線性的2D橫向卷軸遊戲) 它成功將Metroidvania類型提高到了一個新的高點

And then for the other wishes, get two pizzas.

我的意思是，如果你的遊戲和它是同一類型 你會覺得自己是很白癡

Then- *Explosion*

我只能祝你好運了，真的，祝好運

Breath of the Wild comes near and wipes the fucking floor with every single other open world game.

這遊戲充滿了陰沉、悲傷的氣氛

Goodbye chicken.

但它的程度從來都沒胃痛到壓倒玩家

You were the best partna' a guy could ever ha- wait whoa whoa whoa!

在這樣的氣氛下同時夾雜一些些輕鬆有趣的要素

What?

比方說這隻小毛蟲

Chicken? No!

還有這個有趣的地圖哥

Get outta here!

這些要素大大的增加了玩家前進的動力

There! Now he's gone forever.

你會想要繼續探索、繼續尋找新的事件

Aaaand he's ba- aaand he's-

戰鬥方面更是完美

If we can expect this kind of ambition from that new Mario, it's a done deal.

它收錄了為數眾多的敵人類型

*stutters*

頭目戰更是不可思議

*CLAP*

而且這遊戲只要15美金

But then, from the darkness, anotha masterpeece emerges.

這就是為什麼我說它是一款傑作

Hollow Knight.

...對於你的錢包來說

Which has raised the bar for metroidvanias, to infinity!

接下來還有更多東西準備要冒出來了

I mean you just gotta feel bad for anyone tryin' to file this shit up.

在E3之前，我想稍微停下談論大型遊戲

Good luck, for real, good luck.

因為有很多獨立遊戲引起了我的注意

This game is drenched in a gloomy, derelict vibe.

例如甜甜圈郡

But it's tone never overwhelms the player.

你要扮演地面上的一個小洞，藉由吃東西來通關

There's cracks of light-hearted playfulness scattered beneath the surface.

還有，呃

Like these little caterpillars,

鑽地機派普(Pepper Grinder)

This funny map guy.

它就躲在PAX的某個角落裡

There's this huge sense of progression, pushing you forward.

用一個小到不行的螢幕展示著

You wanna keep exploring, keep finding new moves.

它不像一般遊戲使用跳躍和行走

The combat is fine tuned to perfection,

你得操控你的鑽地機來通過關卡

there's an enormous catalog of enemies,

當你從泥土中破土而出時...

the bosses are incredible,

你會在空中飛一會，然後再次鑽回土裡

and this game is 15 dollars.

這個Demo真的非常的流暢

That's what we call a mastahpeece

我希望他們最終能完善一切並加入一些特別的東西

for yo wallet.

接著我又看到了一個以非常規方式移動的遊戲

And there's even more stuff on the horizon.

Dandara

Now I wanna hold off talking about the big games untill E3,

玩家要扮演P-Bat

because there was a lot of indie games that caught my eye.

她無法直接移動，必須要利用傳送和反彈牆來過關

Like Donut County,

這需要一點時間適應

where you play as a little hole in the ground, who eats the level up.

不過它出乎意料的有趣

And, uh,

然後我們來到了我今年最期待的獨立遊戲

Pepper Grinder.

音速小子 狂熱

Which was tucked away in PAX,

(任O堂、史X威爾) 與其像其他公司那樣當個王八蛋

in a corner,

SEGA這次真的把一群一直致力於

on this little tiny screen.

開發音速小子二創遊戲的開發者給請來了

Instead of walking and jumping,

並給他們資源來做一些真正有趣、特別的東西

you're steering and drilling your way through the level.

"音速小子狂熱典藏版可以輕鬆的清除頑垢"

Then you pop out of the dirt...

呃...

into the air, and dive back in.

音速小子粉絲們...

The demo had this great sense of flow,

這些傢伙...太詭異了

and I hope they can flesh this out into something special.

他們、他們完全是精神錯亂

Then we got another game with an unconventional method of movement.

他們先是搞砸了這個招牌

Dandara.

再濫用它

You play as PBat,

然後當你以為它終於又要變好玩了

who is glued to the floor, so he has to teleport and bounce of the wall to get around.

可惡

It'll take some getting used to,

但音速小子 狂熱呢

but it's strangely gratifying.

它很有可能會是這條見鬼遠的隧道盡頭的那盞燈

And then we got my most anticipated indie game this year:

我對重溫那些舊的關卡興致缺缺

Sonic Mania.

但我玩到了他們新出的其中一個關卡

Instead of being fucking pussies,

就在PAX中Studiopolis的展攤上

like every other company,

很顯然的，這群人對於如何使這款Genesis時期的遊戲

SEGA actually brought guys in,

變得更加有趣，非常的有見地

who've been working on Sonic fan games,

你能看到精美的畫面

and gave them the resources to really make something special.

還有優質的音樂

"Sonic Mania Collectors Edition handles stubborn stains!"

以及有趣的機制

Now...

但我只想向開發者們說一句話

Sonic fans...

如果你搞砸了這款遊戲...

These guys are...are weird, man.

那我他媽一定嗆爆你

They're... They are legitimately insane.

謝謝觀賞，各位

They have just been beaten down,

and exploited,

and just when you think you got a good thing going...

*laughs*

Damn.

But Sonic Mania,

could very well be the light at the end of this long-ass tunnel.

I'm less excited about revisiting old levels,

but I played one of the new ones,

Studiopolis,

at PAX,

and it's obvious these dudes have a very real appreciation

for what made the Genesis game so fun.

You got the graphics,

you got the sound,

you got the mechanics.

But let me just say one thing to the developers...

If you fuck this up...

I will fuck you up.

Thanks for watching everybody.

♪ [ ''Wandering Ghosts" by Michiru Yamane ] ♪