so we could probably go up the hill and like make out for 30.

我們可以躲去小丘上親熱個半小時？

-Okay! -Yea?

-好！ -真的嗎？

You wanna go make out inside?

你想去裡面玩親親嗎？

-Yup. -Cool.

-好啊 -走

DATING: ADULTS VS. TEENS

大人 v.s. 小屁孩

FIGHTS

關於「吵架」這件事

What do you mean you don't have a savings account?

什麼叫你沒有存款戶頭？

I don't like a savings account, I have a piggy bank.

我就是沒有啊，我有小豬存錢桶

How does that even count?

那怎麼能算啊？

I have three hundred dollars worth of pennies in there.

我裡面有 300 塊的零錢欸

I can't believe you're Snapchat friends with her!

你居然有她 Snapchat 好友！

Okay it's not a big deal, we had like 3 or 4 days of Snapchat streak, it's not a big deal.

這又沒什麼，我們只不過聊了 3、4 天而已啦

It's not a big deal?

你敢跟我說這沒什麼？

"I LOVE YOU"

關於「我愛你」

I know we only knew other for like three weeks,

我知道我們只認識了三個禮拜

but I think I love you.

但我好像愛上你了

Oh my God, I love you too.

噢天啊，我也愛你啊

Okay, bye, love you... Oh my...

嗯，好，掰，愛你... 乾...

REASONS YOU LIKE EACH OTHER

關於「你喜歡對方哪一點」

She has a condo, two dogs a double wardrobe... and she has a savings account.

她有棟小房子、兩隻狗，還有兩個衣櫃... 而且她還有存款戶頭

Do you have a savings account?

你有存款戶頭嗎？

-Several. -Really?

-有啊，好幾個 -真的嗎？

He's like, really cute. Not so much in pictures, but like this one picture I'll show you...

他真的超～可愛！但是照片看起來還好而已，我給你看這張...

CURFEWS

關於「宵禁」

Lizzy it's almost 10!

Lizzy，已經 10 點啦！

Mum! 10 more minutes. com'on! Please!

媽！再十分鐘啦！拜託！

What time is it?

現在幾點了？

-Uh, 10:02. -It's 10 o'clock?

-呃，10:02 -已經 10 點了？

I have to work in the morning, get the check!

我明天早上還要上班誒，付錢走了啦

Yea, you're right, okay.

噢，對

MEETING THE PARENTS

關於「見父母」這件事

Okay, just talk to them about your plans, no political talk

你就跟他們聊聊你以後的計劃，不要官腔

don't mention you don't have a savings account.

也不要說你沒在存錢

Okay, cool, what's your mum's name?

好，沒問題，你媽叫什麼啊？

Okay wait, your dad doesn't still clean his gun right?

嘿，等等，你爸還會把槍上膛嗎？

No, but I told you to wear a polo!

不會，但我有叫你要穿襯衫！

Flannel's the same thing it has the collar, right?

法蘭絨也差不多啊，而且它有領子不是嗎？

ONE THING THAT NEVER CHANGES?

但是有一樣東西是不會變的——

THE BUTTERFLIES

小鹿亂撞的感覺