Yeah, three little girls.

對啊，三個小女孩

-14...? -14,10 and 4 months.

-14歲...？ -14歲、10歲跟四個月大的女兒

4 months, oh my God.

四個月，天啊

We're both in the team no-sleep by now.

我們現在都是不能睡覺的老爸

Yeah, but all girls, too. There's no male figure in the house besides you?

對啊，而且都是女兒，你們家除了你以外都沒有男生了嗎？

Nope.

沒有

A dog? A pet, anything?

狗呢？寵物啊什麼的？

Well, there's one dog, but he's a dwarf lab (labrador), so...

噢，是有一隻狗，但是它是迷你拉拉（拉布拉多），所以...

He doesn't have much say-so in the house, I guess.

它在家沒有什麼言論權

-Do you get to control the tv or that's gone? -No.

-那你對電視有主權嗎？ -沒有

I think I do, until they actually come into the room and so... Give it up!

我覺得我本來有，可是當我女兒們衝進客廳時我就必須馬上投降了！

What are you watching now?

你現在都看什麼啊？

Yeah, you know, we're big on Disney, man.

我們家是超級迪士尼粉絲

So, one of our favorite shows, Stuck in the Middle, we'll watch that all day long.

我們家最喜歡的就是《Stuck in the Middle》，可以看上一整天

Yeah, yeah, I watch it too. It's just always on.

對啊，我也有看，那一年四季都在播

We were singing the songs... just kinda singing and dancing.

我們都會一直唱它的主題曲... 又唱又跳的

I'm not saying it's bad at all, but I'm so happy I'm over Dora the Explorer.

不是說它不好，但我真的很開心我終於不用再看《愛探險的朵拉》

-I love her. I love backpack, I love the whole thing. -Let's go!

-我喜歡她，也喜歡她的後背包，整個我都很喜歡 -走吧！

-No, no, stop, please no! (Kobe singing)

-拜託不要！別唱了！ （Kobe 開始唱 DORA 的主題曲）

-Everybody knows the song -I'm the map (Jimmy singing)

-每個人都知道這首歌！ -我就是地圖 （Jimmy 唱 DORA 的主題曲）

(Kobe continues singing) -Oh my god, we get it, you're the map!

（Kobe 繼續唱）-噢，天啊！我懂啦！你就是地圖！

-Exactly, the bass line. -Just tell me where to go!

-對，就是那貝斯配樂！ -告訴我怎麼走就好了啦！不要再唱了！

Oh just please, tell me where to go!

噢拜託，告訴我要走去哪！

Mountain, stream, castle! Okay, we'll do it! Let's go! Vamonos!

越過山、過一條河、城堡就在那！好啦，隨便！走就對了啦！

Gosh, I'm so happy I'm over that!

天啊，我真的很高興不用再看 DORA 了！

I know you're trying new things now, you're doing all this new stuff,

我知道你現在都在嘗試新東西

I still think, I don't think that you're retired in my brain,

很難想像你已經退休了

because you're so young and I think you're still the best basketball player out there right now.

你還這麼年輕，而且我還是覺得你是最厲害的籃球員

Can we work together, with the help of your fans? Let's get...

我們和你的粉絲們，能不能合作，來...

Can we work at a deal like and get you back for like 10 games a year?

我們能談個條件讓你回來，一年打十場就好嗎？

Just do the playoffs!

打季後賽就好！

Just come in, do the playoffs, leave and then win a championship.

你就回來，打個季後賽就走，拿個冠軍

Nah, stopped at 60, that's it.

不了，我就最後拿個 60 分，就這樣了

That's it, right? Do you ever watch the games and think "I can probably do that one."

好吧，那你會不會邊看球邊想著：「這我也打得出來」

No, you know what? I watch all the games with my daughter. She loves playing basketball.

不會耶，我都跟我女兒一起看球，她超愛打籃球的

When we watch basketball, we watch it together, that sort of thing.

我們家的習慣就是一起看籃球賽

With both of my daughters, Natalia and Gianna,

跟我的兩個女兒 Natalia 跟 Gianna，

when they started playing, you know I'm like, uh,

她們開始打球的時候，我都會在旁邊

"Maybe you should shoot like this... a little bit?"

我會說：「妳要不要試試看這樣投球？」

And they were like, "No, I got this."

她們會嫌我煩

I'm like... "Dude?!"

拜託啊，也不看看我是誰！

I'm me!

我是我誒（我是 Kobe Bryant 誒，還不聽我的建議）！

Seriously? Seriously?!

哈囉？是我欸！

There was like a little break in the action, and I was like, "Mia, Mia! Come here!"

比賽中間暫停的時候，我把她們叫過來

"When you get the rebound, you should do this!"

給她們意見：「當妳搶到籃板後，你應該要這樣做！」

And then she's like "But the coach said..."

她居然回答我說：「可是教練說我應該...」

And I'm like "Oh God..."

我的天啊...

Yeah, what am I doing here?

我到底為什麼要在這裡？

-"Shut up dad!" -"You don't know anything!"

-「老爸，可以安靜點嗎？」 -「你什麼都不知道啦！」

"Get out of here! Just wait for me in the car!"

「走開啦，去車上等我就好！」

"Tiger dad! Tiger dad! Tiger dad!"

「虎爸！虎爸！虎爸！」

"No, not me, I didn't do it!"

不是我！我什麼都沒做！