and welcome to our...

歡迎來到我們的MATSAN深夜秀

what are we going to talk about today?

今天要聊什麼呢？

sex

性

NO!

不是啦！

we are going to do couple of these videos

我們之後也會繼續拍這系列

t's like another series

深夜秀等於是我們新開發的系列就對了

what are we going to talk about this week?

這禮拜到底要聊什麼呢

Matus san

MATUS先生

let's say that we are in the shop

來教大家在店裡

doing shopping in the store

怎麼買東西好了

and I want to buy something in Chinese and English

我要學怎麼用中文跟英文買東西

oh my God

我的天啊

so difficult

好難哦

alcoholic

酒鬼

Monday is a great time to start drinking

禮拜一是開喝的好日子

yea

沒錯

then you have Tuesday

再來就是禮拜二

which is very close to Friday already

等於說離禮拜五不遠了

very close to small weekend

應該是說很接近小周末

which is Wednesday

星期三

OK

好的

so Sansan

SANSAN

I'm going to the store

我到了店裡

oh hello there

哈囉

oh hello

哦嗨

this is me

這是我

this is you

這是你

why you are three times bigger than me?

為何你是我的三倍阿

how to say

怎麼說

and I think I know

我應該知道這句

that's what I would say in the store

這就是我的開場白

Hello

哈囉

gonna order beer

我要買啤酒

and I think I know that one

我也知道這句

beer

啤酒

what's so funny?!

有什麼好笑的?!

because

因為

"PI JIAO"

啤腳

JIAO is feet

你說成腳了

so basically if...

所以說...

what's so funny?

有什麼好笑的啦

nothing it's cute

沒有啦，很可愛內你

basically

基本上

if you want to order something in the store

如果你去店裡要點或買東西

you say "WO" as I/me

你會說：我

"YAO" means want

要

I want

我要

and then

然後

basically you have to add this specific...

你會加上

"box"

量詞 一箱

or "bottle"

一罐

the description

就是跟著後面受詞的

of the object

量詞

after it

譬如說

for example

一包香菸

a pack of cigarette

跟英文是一樣的原理

it's the same as English

一包香菸

a pack of cigarrete

一罐啤酒

a bottle of beer

一杯咖啡

a cup of coffee

你在講中文時

so you also need to add this thing

不要忘了要加量詞哦

in between

那波蘭語怎麼講呢SANSAN?

in Chinese

換我當店員

what about Polish? Sansan

你來買

now I am the staff

欸

you have to order the beer

尊重店員好嗎！

ELO! (Hello)

我是流氓阿

be respectful of the staff

你好

I am sporty

我要買啤酒

good day

正確

and that's correct

其實在波蘭語中

actually in Poland

你不需要加量詞

you don't really have to say

你可以直接就說我要買啤酒

a bottle

或是直接講啤酒的品牌名

you can just say beer

那假如我要買...蜂蜜啤酒的話怎講

or you just say the name of the beer

非常好！

what if I want to have...for example honey beer?

你應該有發現，她有進步

very good

住在這之後

as you can see, she makes the progress

現在已經可以自己去點東西了

living in here

對啦....都過了1年半了....

she can order something in the store

我才學會怎麼點啤酒...

after 1 and half year

好，再來店員會接著問你要付多少錢

and I only know how to order beer

一罐啤酒大概是

after you order, the staff is gonna tell you how much it's gonna cost

4zl

so a beer....let's say....

大約是40台幣

4zl

怎說40？

so it's gonna be like 40 NTD

這題很難吧

how to say 40?

我好笨....

this is a difficult one

波蘭語在數字上比較難

so stupid...

因為....你先說40的波語

Polish is more difficult about that

十四

because...forty is?

不是，那是十四

fourteen

等下

no, that's fourteen

開頭是對的

hold on

十四！

the beginning is good

你剛剛就講一樣的了

(fourteen)

好難喔

you just said that

因為我們數字邏輯很奇怪

so difficult for me

(MAT沉迷在自己的文法小宇宙中)

because it's nothing like..

總之很難解釋

(trying to explain)

唉唷反正在波蘭就是4zl (波幣)

anyways still not the same

4zl

but anyways a beer will cost only 4zl

4zl

4zl

給你，謝謝

4zl

不是啦，我通常都刷卡

please, thank you

所以我會說

no, usually I pay by card

刷卡

so I will say

第二個我比較常講

this one is usually what I say

然後他們就會問

and then they usually ask:

感應式刷卡？

which means PayPass?

就是我們的PayPass

and I always don't remember this

我每次都不記得這句

or when people say

不然就是人家問她說

PayPass? she is like

PayPass嗎？ 她的反應是

stuck

呆滯

or when people ask her

不然人家問她說

and then she's like

你要袋子嗎

it means if you want a bag?

她的反應

then I am like: sorry?

意思就說你要不要裝袋

I am embarrassing people so often

我反應是：蛤？

but

我每次都讓店員很尷尬...

right now when they ask me if I want the receipt

可是

after I pay by card

現在他們問我說要不要刷卡收據的時候

how to say it?

你先說這句怎麼講

and then I will say

收據

great

我會說

as a staff

不需要

I'm gonna ask you to pay by cash or card?

很好

no....no....

身為一個店員

it's nothing like that

我一定會問你要付現還刷卡

cash or credit?

不是...

by cash

不是這樣發音

yes

付現或刷卡

I want to buy sunflower

付現

sunflower seeds

對

maybe....water

我要買瓜子

will be better for beginners

葵花子

like me

算了買水好了

you can say I want a bottle of water

對初學者來講比較簡單

or I want to buy a bottle of water

像我一樣

so?

你可以說我要一罐水

I want to buy

或是說我要買一罐水

one

恩恩

bottle

我要買

I'm so Chinese

一

or Taiwanese

罐

Ni Hao! Hello

我真是個徹底的中華男子

Hao! Good

台灣男子

Wei! (Hello, when we answer phone)

你好！

they always do this

好

good

喂

I actually have a colleague

他們都這樣接電話

and he...

好

he has my number

我有一個同事

as her

他

he never change it

把我的號碼聯絡人名稱

and whenever I call him

設成她

he thinks it's her

從來沒改過

and he always say

所以每次我打給他

I always hear this

他就以為是SANSAN打的

and I'm like

所以每次他接起來

what WEI?

我就會聽到喂

no WEI

我就會說

what WEI? (In Polish)

什麼喂

in Polish, how to say I want to buy a bottle of water?

不能說喂

ok, so I am the staff

蝦米喂

hello

波蘭語要怎說我要買水？

hello

我是店員

what do you like to buy?

哈囉

I would understand that

哈囉

so it's bad?

你要買什麼？

first of all, it's without case

我是聽得懂啦

we have cases in Polish

所以我講錯嗎

cases..

第一 你不能變時態

basically the same word can be said in...

請給我水

7 different ways

我們在波蘭語裡有時態

so it's like

時態

(different cases of water)

因為一個單字就可以有

so many of them

7種不同變態

so in this case

就像這樣

you have to say

(水的不同時態說法)

if you want to say

好多哦

I want to buy a bottle of water

所以在這情況下

you have to say

你要說

bottle

如果你想說

(correcting pronounciation of water)

我要買"一罐"水

BOTTLE!!

你要說

I want to buy a bottle of water

請給我一罐水

I pronounce it

罐

sounds like...wo wo wo

(糾正中)

wtf is this?!

罐！！！

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

我要買一罐水

say Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

我是這樣發音阿

it's you

聽起來很像wo wo wo

fish

這什麼鬼阿

am I better after 1 year?

顎~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yea yea

說: 顎~~~~~~~~~~~~

this is our late night show lesson one

這就你平常會發的音阿

hope you guys enjoy it

魚

and if you want to learn anything specifically

我說魚的發音有進步嗎

please let us know

有啦

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