Maybe.

可能喔

My farts don't smell.

我的屁一點都不臭

Justin, I actually have to leave the house right now.

Justin，你的屁讓我現在得離開這房子

No, you don't.

才怪

Yes, I do.

我認真的

Come back here. They don't smell that bad.

快回來啦，沒有那麼臭好嗎

Are you mad at me?

妳在生我的氣嗎？

Hello?

有人在家嗎？

I'm getting fat.

我要變胖了

We're getting fat.

我們一起變胖

Stop laughing.

別笑

That's really good.

這超屌

Oh my god.

我的天啊

I'm gonna snapchat you.

我要把你 snapchat 下來

Justin, you gotta start the savings account.

Justin，你必須辦個存款戶頭

I don't trust banks.

我才不信銀行

What are you going to do when you're older, like you have kids and stuff.

那你以後該怎麼辦，當你有孩子那類的

Do you wanna have kids?

你想要有孩子嗎？

Uhh...

呃...

What do you mean uhh?

呃是怎樣？

Can we talk about this later?

我們可以之後再談這個嗎？

No, we'll talk about it now.

不，我們現在就要談

I wanna have kids. FIve.

我想要有小孩，五個

Let's do a compromise. I'll give you two children, no savings account.

讓我們各退一步，我給你兩個小孩，然後我不要辦戶頭

You're so bad.

你超遜

Bae you almost fell cuz it's bad!

寶貝你遜到差點跌倒欸

I like it though .I like it, I like it, it's cute.

不過我很喜歡，你真可愛

Okay, I need a dance partner.

很好，我需要一個舞伴

Anyone home?

有人在嗎？

Hello?

哈囉？

That's rude.

玻璃心碎滿地

No, I'm not doing anything.

沒事，我現在沒在忙

Oh wow, okay. See you later.

喔是嗎，才怪勒，你快走吧

I think I'd love to go out tonight.

可以啊，我晚上有空

Can I come?

我能跟嗎？

You're getting on my nerves.

你快讓我瘋掉了

You're getting on my nerves.

你才快讓我瘋掉了

Cool, don't talk to me for like...don't talk to me for 10 minutes.

很好，不要跟我說話... 接下來 10 分鐘都不要跟我講話

Am I suppose to wait out here?

所以我是要在外面等嗎？

You can go somewhere else.

你可以去其他地方

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

It's okay.

沒關係

I'm sorry too.

我也很抱歉

It's okay.

沒事

Have you ever thought about what your purpose is?

你有想過你的人生目標是什麼嗎

Yeah.

有啊

Just to make people happy.

想要讓人開心

Yeah, it's a good purpose.

這是個很好的目標

Thank you. What do you think yours is?

謝謝，那你的目標是什麼？

Umm, to sleep, watch TV.

嗯... 睡覺、看電視

- What are you doing? - Trying to dance.

- 你在幹麻？- 跳舞啊

Looks good on you.

這在你頭上很好看

Thank you.

謝謝你

Does this make you happy?

這樣有讓你開心嗎

It does.

當然

Purpose fulfilled.

目標達成