I did nothing, I did nothing!

My God, what is wrong with you?

They're not.... look, listen! Calm down!

Everybody told me what sort of man you were...

Put the iPad down.

No!

Come on, Jen. Be reasonable.

Be reasonable? Be reasonable?

Nothing happened! It was a mistake! I was drunk!

- I'm an idiot - You missed out it was an accident

- It was an accident! - Huh!

I can't believe you did that

Jen! Jen!

Let me in, Jen, I'm sorry. Jen!

Please just let me in, its bloody freezing out here! Jen!

Jen!

Well if she doesn't want you, dear, you know where I am

Jen!!!

Let me in, Jen, come on! Jen!

So that's me, Jenny, the one with the good throwing arm

And that is the rat of my soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend, Rob

Watch the balls!

And that's my ex-fiance, Paul

More about him later

So, how did this happen?

Long story

Oh, way too much information

Ok, let's go back to Saturday

What sort of conference is on a Saturday, anyway?

We've been through this.

The sort that a boring fart like Giles wants to go to

Oh, Giles

Not now

It's always "Giles this" and "Giles that"

He's my boss

He fancies you

He's in his fifties and he's a grandfather

Mid-life crisis

Is this because he drives a better car than you?

No, its because he's taking my girl to a swanky hotel this weekend

He's the senior partner, I'm his PA, and he's the keynote speaker

Don't go

I have to you know that

If you go then we're over

Grow up

I mean it, Jen, if you walk out that door then we're...

...finished

Look at him

He's cute

- Jen? - Hello

I'm sorry

Good

- Am I forgiven? - Am I still dumped?

- You never were - I know

- Where are you? - In my room

It's almost time for dinner

- You're in the pub, right? - How can you tell?

I can smell the beer fumes from here

Jen, dear.... some help?

- Who's that? - Babe, it's Giles

In your room? Oh, alright, I get it

Have a good night, yeah?

Now the correct thing here would have been to go home

Sleep it off

And realise that the chances of my beautiful and loving girlfriend cheating on me

with her married grandfather of a boss, were slim to none

But I messed up

Big time