Name: 【吉米秀】與尼爾·派屈克玩轉盤：輸的怒砸自己雞蛋 (Egg Russian Roulette with Neil Patrick Harris)
Uploaded: 2017-05-13T22:00:00.000Z
Duration: 6 min 6 s

I am here with Neil Patrick Harris, ladies and gentlemen!

各位先生女士，很榮幸今天邀請到尼爾·派屈克·哈里斯！

His new Netflix show "A Series of Unfortunate Events" is available now.

他的新 Netflix 節目《波特萊爾的冒險》已開放收看

Neil and I are about to go head to head in a game of Egg Russian Roulette.

尼爾和我現在要來比一場「雞蛋俄羅斯輪盤」

Higgins, would you like to explain how this works?

希金斯，你要不要解釋一下這怎麼玩？

Eight of them have been hard-boiled. The other four are still raw!

其中八顆是水煮蛋，其他四顆是生蛋

You and Neil will take turns selecting one egg at a time,

and smashing it upon the top of your head.

You won‘t know which ones are raw and which ones are hard-boiled.

你不會知道哪些是生的哪些是熟的

And once you choose an egg, you must continue with that egg.

一旦選擇了一顆蛋，就必須繼續

First one to smash two raw eggs on their own head loses.

第一個砸兩顆生蛋在自己頭上的人就輸了

Neil, please, as a guest of the show, you will choose the first egg!

尼爾你是客人，請先選一顆蛋吧

You were wonderful in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

你在《洛基恐怖秀》裡演得很好欸

- I chooses - You sure of that one though? - this egg.

- 我選 - 你確定要選這個？ -這個

What does it feel like? You can't cook it in your hand either.

感覺怎麼樣？你不能用手煮熟它啊

I don't know. Your hand. I don't know if you have hot hands.

我不知道，你的手、我不知道你手熱不熱

So that one's hard-boiled, then this one's raw. That one's hard-boiled. This one's raw.

好，所以那顆是水煮蛋，那這顆就是生的、那顆是水煮的、這顆生的

That is the perfect placement for a broken egg.

I laughed too hard. I fear I laughed too hard.

我笑太大聲了，我覺得我笑太大聲了！

That was hard-boiled. Raw. I'm going to go with the one in between.

那顆是水煮的，這顆是生的，我選他們中間的

In betwixt. In betwixt. Neither hither nor thither.

What does it feel, doesn't feel good, does it?

感覺怎麼樣，感覺不好吧，好嗎？

- James, you live or die! - Hard-boiled, raw, hard-boiled. Uhh, guys?

- 詹姆士，你非活即死！- 水煮、生、水煮，大家，怎麼辦？

Oh there'll be one more round after this one.

This one doesn't feel.. but I don't know!

Hooga shaga﻿ Hooga shaga﻿ Hooga shaga﻿ Hooga shaga﻿...

Got a little light-headed there. Really went for it, that one.

有點昏，真的用盡全力砸欸那顆

It felt like it was a little liquidy in there.

Alright, I'm not even, I'm gonna blind check. I'm not even gonna go for.

好，我不要看，我甚至不會⋯⋯

I've seen this trick. He's peeking. He sounds like he can see where the camera is.

我看過這招，他在偷看，感覺他知道攝影機在哪

It feels exactly as cold as the other ones.

How many are left? I don't understand, what is the aim again?

剩幾顆？我不懂，目標是什麼？我忘了

There are three raw left, 3/7 of the eggs are raw.

還剩三顆生蛋，有七分之三的機率是生的

Why is that one, that one's sticking out.

Humpty Dumpty（註：英文童謠中一顆蛋的名字）

Hey man, good to see you. And congrats on the Netflix series and the magic show as well.

嘿老兄，很高興今天能看到你，恭喜你的 Netflix 節目和魔術表演成功

And I can wait to see it, it's gonna be really great!

（註：此為美國第二大的汽車修配連鎖品牌）

You led with the compliments, and then it serves you right!

你剛先講了一堆讚美，然後就成功了

Yeah, that what it was. That's what it did. I deliberately did that one.

對啊，我就是這麼做，早就預知了

Neil, thank you very much for coming on the show. I appreciate it.

尼爾，非常感謝你今天來上我的節目！