Nice to see you too!

OK, remind everybody of your name.

My name is Gatis Kandis.

D'you know, this is the only comedian I've ever found funny.

Well, look Gatis. Welcome back. The stage is yours. - Good luck.

All of it?

Go on Kandis!

So you know that now is after few cold days, it's getting warm outside

and I like the warm weather

because it makes me warmer

eh!

That's my warm-up joke

When my chicken has a birthday, I don't tell him

because he would not understand.

So yeah I have another animal joke

woof, woof, woof, woof

that's a joke you can take home for your dog

Simon! have you got a dog?.. -Three..

Will you tell your dogs my joke

yeah i was thinking about that when you said it

Yeah let me hear it... - woof, woof, woof, woof.

I'm not sure they're gonna understand

can you try this my accent? - vouf, vouf, vouf, vouf!

thank you for making me sound so sexy

so does anybody like seeing couples kiss in public?

no?

well i do!

and every time I do I always walk to them and I stare directly at them

and usually they stopped and then they ask me:

Do you mind? and I'm like: I don't mind

My name is Gatis Kandis

and in case you want to follow me

this is what I look like from behind

your jokes are just ridiculous and i

like how you deliver them which is just

like you've accidentally found the stage

that you are actually like I said the

only comedian is really ever made me

laugh

your jokes are so stupid i find that

funny

thank you

gases you are real original and anyone

who doesn't get it is thick you know

what you kind of sexy as well

hit it

run away

please it's on

Oh God ever seen the movie for the

wishes of being strip never wanted to

sort of like

being tortured by something and we

couldn't make it stop

other than that I really enjoyed it

it's a yes from me

what's your name I'm solo from canary

island

how old are you 28 28 that's good and

what's your star sign Leo the Lion same

as me you mommy

no wonderful news

so what's the big dreams outer i want to

so to the whole England what I can do

thank you

collection

yeah she is

you

hello I just I that microfit hi who are

you my name is scott okay so Scott tell

me about you

well I'm a magician how do you spell I

just turned 50

ok you Mary Beth yes thank you yes yes

okay good well Scott good luck

thank you very much

about you that this Joan

someone said as we shook hands

she was just Smith

me

then I said Miss Jones

girl who understand

what

I mean it's all going terribly wrong in

it

hello ladies and gentlemen we have a

little child before you start playing

what could we have a little child before

you start playing can I just get your

education your name

I don't I don't

yeah so it was your late

is enjoyable will come to that what's

your name what's your name what's your

name what's your name what's your name

seaweed is all

you dream about going up that that's a

bad miss you

hey there way

what

what

sorry how old you retain hello dear 125

and we're about you from whereabouts

wrong

this

right

hello and so what are you gonna do for

us tonight why wouldn't everything

backwards because we didn't get a chance

to do the chat i believe all nobody's

gonna do we're gonna start pressing

those buttons again i have the second

was no no Michael Jackson skin that

everybody gonna situation which

everybody elegant on the news and

everybody dog backpack shark back

everybody calling and all I want to see

him then that's a real carabar

all I want to stay never real

thank you very much

don't care about here

I just want this to end

don't do it don't do it again again

no don't no don't do it again Amanda

what I think you're most welcome

a stupor we did michael jackson and I

think I've changed my mind to move on

oh thank you very much was original

yellow is a wonderful color I'm going to

kick this off with a yes

I honestly this is one of the worst

things I've ever little what you are

thinking it was

listen I'm sorry

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I let me know you more every time when

you leave out barely left to go

probably made two times in the road

you're funny thing for me to try to

explain but I don't go none of them

crazy right now your loves got me

looking so crazy right now crazy i'm

hoping your face right now kids coming

over your right now

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out

home

tell me home now

No

No

so

my

this

Oh

all

oh yeah pop for ya

knocking back for ya to talk about

it don't you down bag in your mound

my dad

again my killed

we

politics

Oh

i'm looking about the good talking-to

queenly company funding

hey

a lot

done

like

smiling

the jungle book and you love it

we clawed we chained our hearts in vain

we jumped never asking why we kissed I

fell under your spell along that no one

could deny it

don't you ever say I just walked away I

will always want you

you

Oh

ever take was

you ready

slur Lutz are now rashes on

ground

great

Oh

sex sex

seen anything like this

ok

ladies and gentlemen mom it's time to

fry's you huh

the fresh arms

actually doing the the x-factor guy

all we have to do is write the very end

roar like a lion

sorry wrong charm

here we could work with a whole plethora

of strange and fascinating creatures and

the obligatory wild pack of street

options and the balding middle-aged car

to the body on this i love the sexy

teachers the exquisite some tools but

most importantly the too big

tragically to do Jeremy you just have to

get a few key points in you have to

start low go up like this

Paul's and go back down like this so

don't you put your Jeremy it's the

reason to live in to god they thought

about work and it's working and looking

girl I think people just look at me

well done yes to do or who have to jump

up and down as if you're absolutely

busting for the toilet

and another died that also talks in

quite a better manner was not a million

miles

an impression on you do it that way it

he also talks very pointed and staccato

is this guy now to do you're dickin

Donnelly what you have to do is always

the right you're on the verge of

laughing out loud and

sharing a cheeky little in georgia with

members of the crew carry on camera to

it gets it

normal trust me i say anything like that

is this

it's taken totally ever decided

if Declan decided to go into politics

what you have to do is send him to Eton

lower his voice and then you would have

this job now to your forest you have to

act different speeds while looking like

you've been up all night

downing to kill la in a bush right