How did this happen?

想問這一切是怎麼發生的?

Well, it's a long story.

這個嘛，說來話長.

Asgard is dead.

阿斯嘉...已死

Hi there.

嗨，你好.

What have you brought today? Tell me.

妳今天帶回來了甚麼? 告訴我.

A contender.

一位競爭者

It's main event time!

壓軸時間到

And now...

那現在

...I give you...

讓我為你帶來

...your incredible...!

讓你難以置信的

-Yes!

爽啦

We know each other! He's a friend from work!

我們認識彼此! 他是我的戰友!

Oh, come on.

呃，不會吧