Hogwarts is nothing like the books.

霍格華茲和書裡非常不一樣。

Sure, you have your houses.

當然，你會有所屬的學院。

Your athletic jocks in Gryffindor.

你的體育健將朋友在葛萊分多。

Your jaded wannabe, Slytherins.

憤世嫉俗的朋友想要去史萊哲林。

Your hipster nerds in Ravenclaw.

文青書呆子會在雷文克勞。

And your happy Hufflepuffs.

還有快樂的赫夫帕夫夥伴。

But that's about where the similarities end.

這就是所有的共通點了。

What, what the hell are you doing in there?

你在裡面搞什麼鬼？

Just studying some herbology.

我只是在學習藥草學。

Dude, those are recreational spells.

老兄，這些是娛樂咒語。

In the goddamn room?

居然在房間裡使用？

The Gryffindors hated losing.

葛萊分多很討厭輸。

Almost as much as the Slytherins loved cheating.

跟史萊哲林喜歡作弊的程度幾乎一樣。

Wait a minute!

等一下！

You took a Felix Felicis potion!

你喝了福來福喜！(註：哈利波特小說中的幸運魔藥)

It wasn't a Hogwarts party without an old fashioned duel.

如果少了老派的決鬥就不是霍格華茲的派對。

Cops!

警察！

And Dementors could suck the soul out of a party in seconds.

催狂魔會在幾秒鐘內吸光派對的靈魂。

So, there you have it.

所以，你現在知道了。

Hogwarts isn't what you expected.

霍格華茲跟你期待中的不一樣。

But, at least it's full of the brightest students around.

但，至少它擁有許多光彩奪目的學生。

Will, whoa, wait, buddy.

Will，欸，等等我啊，兄弟。

Where you going? Where you going?

你要去哪？你要去哪？

I'm flying home; broomin' home.

我要飛回家；騎掃帚回家。

You can't fly home, I saw you chugged like five butterbeers, man.

你不可以飛回家，我看到你大概灌了五杯奶油啤酒，老兄。

I'm fine. C'mon...

我沒事。拜託...

What're you, what're you, like, Dumbledore?

你在說什麼，你是，鄧不利多嗎？

I'm, I'm flying, I'm flying outta here, man.

我，我就是要飛，我就是要飛回家啦，老兄。

No, dude, just stay. I'm gonna...Just stay...

別啊，兄弟，好好待著。我要... 留下來...

I'm going home! No, no, no!

我要回家！不、不、不！

Oh!

喔！

Will. Will, get up man.

Will。Will，起來。

C'mon, buddy.

起來，老兄。

Just get up, just...c'mon...wake up.

起來啦，就...拜託一下，起來啦。