Well it's not here.

不在這名單上

Beauty and the Beast.

美女與野獸

No...this...

欸...這根本...

(crowd laughing)

（大笑）

is bullshit.

來亂的

(crowd laughing)

（再大笑）

This doesn't work.

這對我沒用啦

(upbeat music)

（音樂）

- My favorite Disney movie is The Little Mermaid.

我最愛的迪士尼電影是小美人魚

It came out when I was nine years old.

這部電影在我九歲的時候上映

A crab started singing a Caribbean calypso tune

有一隻螃蟹唱著加勒比海的卡利普索風樂曲

and my life was never the same.

我的人生從此改變

- My favorite Disney character/princess/

我最愛的迪士尼公主是...

kickbutt heroine was Mulan.

最強女主角花木蘭！

From a young age she totally broke a gender norm

她年紀輕輕就打破了性別框架

and I thought that was so cool.

我覺得超酷的！

- My favorite Disney princess

我最愛的迪士尼公主是...

is um...Cinderella.

仙杜瑞拉吧...

- [Man] What do you look for in a soulmate?

你的靈魂伴侶需要甚麼條件？

- I like adventure.

我喜歡冒險

I'm also very, like, happy and I don't like making plans

我喜歡開開心心的，而且不喜歡事前規劃事情

so you need to be adventurous

所以你必須得熱愛冒險

if you wanna hang with me.

如果你想跟我在一起的話

- I look for...humor.

我的靈魂伴侶...要幽默吧

- I'm going to go with kindness.

一定要心地善良，這是必要的

Everything else fades.

其他都無所謂

- [Dwayne] Secretly, you think your enemies

- [Dwayne] 偷偷問一下....你覺得你的敵人...

are envious of...?

都忌妒你哪一點？

- I'm gonna say

我要說...

my passions.

他們是忌妒我的熱情

- My industriousness.

我的認真與勤奮

You can call me a lot of things but lazy is none of them.

你怎麼說我都可以，但我的字典裡沒有懶惰這兩個字

- I don't have enemies.

我沒有敵人

- [Man] What is happily ever after?

- （男聲）過上幸福快樂的日子之後呢？

- I am going to press

我選的是...

the adventure continues.

繼續我的冒險旅程

- I mean I've seen Into the Woods,

我看過《魔法黑森林》這部片

there's no such thing as happily ever after.

根本沒有所謂的「從此以後幸福快樂」這件事

Life just keeps going.

日子還是得繼續

There's no act two, there's no act three.

人生沒有重來這件事

You just keep evolving.

你得繼續前進

Oh, there's one for that,

喔，有這個選項

the adventure continues.

人生繼續下一場冒險旅程

I'll click that.

我選這個

- The adventure continues.

繼續冒險下去

- You got Ariel.

我是愛麗兒耶！

Girl, Under the Sea, let's go.

呼呼！小美人魚萬歲！

- I got Ariel (claps), Brah!

喔耶！我是愛麗兒！

I knew I was gonna get Ariel.

我就知道我會是愛麗兒

You are a dreamer who's always thinking

你是一個夢想家

of the next big step in your life.

總是在思考人生重要的下一步

Some may think you have set your sights too high,

有些人可能會覺得你的眼界太高

but your friends know you are capable of anything.

但你的朋友都知道，你可以達成每個目標

- Wow, I got Jasmine.

哇喔！我是茉莉兒！

Daring and adventurous, you are considered the daredevil from your group.

你是甚麼都不怕的冒險王！

You enjoy having fun, taking risks,

你享受樂趣，勇敢冒險

and living life to the fullest.

活在當下

You also are incredibly handsome and you smell good.

你超帥的，聞起來超香

Nice.

棒棒der~

Here's the thing, I was looking at these princesses

重點來了，我在看這些公主

and then I thought, you know what,

然後你知道怎樣嗎？

I just, I gotta pick Jasmine at the top of this thing,

我本來想選茉莉兒

but then I thought wait, that's too cheesy

但後來又覺得不行，這樣太隨便了

because I'd be a doting dad

就因為我超愛我女兒的

because my daughter's name is Jasmine,

就因為我女兒也叫茉莉兒

so I'm not gonna do it.

所以我決定選別的答案

And then (snaps), as such the universe works,

後來（彈指）就像整個宇宙運轉了起來

I wound up being Jasmine,

我命中注定就是茉莉兒

so I'm very happy about that.

我超開心的

(laughing)

（大笑）

I love BuzzFeed, man.

我愛BuzzFeed！

- [Women] We love you.

我們也愛你！

- You guys are the best.

你們是最棒的

Really, you guys are the best, I always take your quizzes.

真的，你們超棒的，我常做你們的小考題耶！