Yeah, it... love is in the air.

沒錯，空氣中瀰漫著愛。

Yeah, think about it.

真的，想看看。

Love is literally in the air because everyone uses their mobile devices to find dates,

愛意確實瀰漫在空氣中，因為大家都在行動裝置上找對象，

so at any moment, there are millions of dirty messages and sexy pictures flying through the air, right past our faces.

所以不管任何時候，都有上百萬條挑逗的訊息以及性感照片在空中穿梭，就在我們眼前。

It's disgusting, it's what it is.

很噁心，就是這樣。

How many of you use dating apps?

你們有多少人在使用交友軟體的？

All right, some proud, some not going to raise your hands.

好喔，有些人滿自豪，有些不願意舉手 。

It's been a long time since I've had to date.

我已經好一段時間沒有約會了 。

Back then, dating app was when you took someone out for an appetizer because you couldn't afford the entire entrée.

但在過去，交友軟體是讓你可以帶個人出去吃個開胃菜，因為你付不起那整餐。

But now there's all sorts of dating apps.

而現在，有各式各樣的交友軟體。

There's a popular one called Bumble, and it is free.

其中一個很受歡迎的交友軟體叫 Bumble，而且是免費的。

You know Bumble. Yeah.

你們知道 Bumble 吧，讚喔。

It's free and encourages women to make the first move, which I fully support.

這個是免費的，而且鼓勵女生主動進攻，我完全支持這個作法。

Back when I was dating, it was pretty much always the woman making the first move.

當我還有在約會的時候，幾乎都是女生主動的。

It's a great idea because they wanna empower women, and make sure they feel comfortable, and they say the best quality people are on Bumble.

這真的是個很棒的想法，因為這讓女性擁有主導權，並確保使用的女性感到舒適，而且據說 Bumble 上面的人都很優。

And I've always said that I have the best quality people in my audience, and it turns out...

我也一直認為我的觀眾都是最優的，而事實上......

Yes, yes.

是吧，是吧。

Well, it turns out both are true because a lot of you have Bumble profiles, and I wanna ask you about them.

好，事實證明這都是真的。因為在你們之中有許多人有 Bumble 帳號，所以我想來問你們一些問題。

Sarah Isley is here. Where's Sarah Isley?

Sarah Isley 在觀眾區裡。Sarah Isley 在哪？

Hi.

嗨。

- How are you doing? - Hi, Ellen.

- 妳好嗎？- 嗨，艾倫。

Hi, Sarah.

嗨，Sarah。

How are you doing? Are you on a date? Are you with somebody?

妳好嗎？妳最近有在約會嗎？ 或跟什麼人交往嗎？

No, unfortunately. This will be a great first date.

沒有耶，很不幸。這將會是非常棒的第一次約會。

Yeah, it would be a great first date.

沒錯，這會是一場很棒的第一次約會。

- I think... - Everybody should keep that in mind out there.

- 我覺得⋯ - 各位坐在那的各位請記住這一點。

Let's look at your Bumble profile, okay?

我們來看看妳的 Bumble 頭貼，可以嗎？

- Good. - All right.

- 好。- 來吧。

Now, how does that work out for you so far?

到目前為止妳的進展如何？

It's really not too well yet.

並不大好耶。

Well. Okay. You know why? I'll tell you.

哦，好吧，妳知道原因嗎？ 讓我告訴妳。

I'm gonna giving you some advice, you kind of, are hiding your face on a...

我要給你一些建議，妳有點把臉藏住了。

There's one that's not on here but you were hiding your face with a dog, you're hiding your face with a cat, and you're covering your face and making your eyeball look gigantic.

有一張照片不在這，是妳用狗狗遮著臉的照片、妳用貓遮著臉、妳(用放大鏡)蓋住了臉，眼睛看起來超大。

Then obviously this is a horse, you're on a horse there.

另外這張很明顯有隻馬，這張妳在騎在馬上。

So maybe you just needed one good picture of yourself, you know.

所以妳需要的是一張妳自己的漂亮相片。

Okay, okay. Yeah, I'll try it.

好喔。我會試試 。

Yeah. At least you use your profile in a very intriguing way because down at the bottom you have two truths and a lie.

但至少妳的頭貼是很吸睛的，因為妳在下面列了跟妳有關的真相與謊言。

And I'm going to try to guess right now what it is cuz I like things like this.

我要來猜猜看，因為我還滿愛玩這個的。

So, one, I have a tattoo of a horse.

好，第一個，我有一個馬的刺青。

Two, I've been swimming with sharks.

第二，我和鯊魚一起遊過泳。

Three, I can say the alphabet backwards.

第三，我可以倒著念出英文字母。

I think... well, I don't think you have a tattoo of a horse.

我猜，我不認為妳會有馬的刺青。

- You do? - I do.

- 妳真的有？- 我有。

Then my second choice was going to be swimming with sharks.

那我的第二個選項是和鯊魚一起游泳。

No. I've done that too. I'm very adventurous.

不對。我也有做過。我很有冒險精神。

My third choice was going to be...

我的第三個選擇是....

- Good effort. It's a great conversation starter, right? - It is.

- 猜得真好。- 這是展開對話的好方法，對吧？ - 確實是。

It is. So...

確實是。所以⋯⋯

- I've always wanted to talk to you, so it's working. - It is. Yeah.

- 我一直好想和你說話，所以，這真的有效。- 是啊。

That's...

這...

- Not really working working, cuz I'm married. - Right. You're right.

- 也不是真的有效啦，畢竟我已經結婚了。- 對啦，沒錯。

But I see what you mean.

但我懂你的意思。

So, you cannot... just try it, you've never tried to do the alphabet backwards. You said you were adventurous, try to do it backwards right now.

所以妳不能⋯就試試吧，妳從沒有試過倒著唸出英文字母。妳說妳很有冒險精神，不如現在試著倒唸看看。

- Okay. Um.. Z, X.. Z, Y - All right. Nevermind.

- 好， Z、 X.. Z、 Y - 好吧，算了。

We don't have that kind of time.

我們沒有那麼多時間。

- I've got people on the show that I have to talk to. - Okay.

- 我還要跟其他來賓聊聊。- 好的。

Alright, well, good luck to you and you've got some camera times so maybe people would go to your profile now.

祝妳好運，妳上鏡頭了，所以現在可能有人會去看你的頭貼 。

Maybe we could do a profile pic later.

或許等等我們可以拍個照，放在我的頭貼。

Yeah, no.

不要。

I will. I'll do that for sure.

沒有啦，我當然會跟你拍。

Terica Patterson. Hi, did I say that right?

Terica Patterson，嗨，我唸對了嗎？

- Terick. - Terika. It's Erika but then you added a T in the front of it.

- Terick。這原本是 Erika 但妳加了個 T 在前面。

Fancy.

很花俏吧。

Yeah.

是啊。

- It's fancy. Terika - Yeah.

- 很花俏欸，Terika。 - 對呀。

All right. Let's take a look at your profile, okay?

我們來看看妳的頭貼，好嗎？

Here you are here.

在這裡。

Now, first of all.

首先呢。

Ooh. They like that. That's good.

哦，看來大家喜歡耶，很好。

Why did you decide to join Bumble?

妳當初怎麼會想加入 Bumble？

Well, my friend was telling me about all the hot, white successful guys that are on the site.

嗯，因為我朋友跟我說性感、成功的白人男性都在這。

She thinks I should start dating white guys. She says give them a shot.

她覺得我要跟白人交往，她叫我試試看。

- And? - There are so many successful hot white guys on that site. She was right.

- 然後呢？ - 的確有很多成功且性感的白人男生在那個網站上，她說對了。

Have you met any of the men that? No?

那妳有認識任何那樣的男人了嗎？沒有嗎？

- I couldn't do it... I couldn't do it. I pick a black guy when I got on there. - No?

- 沒辦法，我在 Bumble 上還是挑了個黑人。 - 不行嗎？

Okay. Well, let me, did you take this with your webcam? Is that how you took the picture?

好吧讓我們來看一下，妳用網路攝影機拍這張相片嗎？ 妳都是這樣拍照的嗎？

- Yes, I did. - Okay, well,

- 對呀。 - 好吧。

I'm not sure you know how to put a picture up either, because there's this one, and then here's one that's entirely too close.

我不確定妳知不知道怎麼上傳照片，因為這裡有一張未免也太近了。

I don't know, I mean, this is like to examine your pores, or something like that.

我不知道耶，這張像好像是要檢查妳毛孔之類的。

And then you have one that's a full shot, but look what happened, there you're... you're sideways.

還有這張全身照，看看發生了什麼事，照片顛倒了。

That's kinda weird, don't you think?

這樣怪怪的吧，妳不覺得嗎？

I couldn't fix it.

我不知道怎麼弄。

I know, but you still put it up.

我了解，但妳還是把它放上去了

Well.

嗯。

What do you do?

妳的工作是？

I am a relationship coach.

我是感情諮商師。

So you're helping other people and you can't find somebody yourself.

所以妳幫別人建立關係卻沒辦法幫自己找個對象。

They need me to help them to make their relationships better.

他們需要我幫助他們改善關係。

Right. Maybe you should split them up so you could be with the guy.

是啊，也許妳應該拆散他們，然後跟男的在一起。

Or girl.

或女的。

- Yeah, maybe figure out who a good guy is and then say that y'all aren't right, break up, and then you... - No, I wouldn't do that.

- 或者找到一個好的男人，然後告訴他跟他伴侶你們不太適合，快分手吧。 - 不行啦，我不會那麼做的。

No? Alright. You're more ethical than I am.

不要？好吧，看來妳比我有道德多了。

Alright, where is Chris Romo?

好吧 Chris Romo 在哪？

- Hi. - Hi.

- 嗨。 - 嗨。

- Hi Kris, how are you? - I'm well. How are you?

- 嗨，Chris，妳好嗎？- 我很好，妳呢？

I'm fantastic.

我超棒的。

So here's your Bumble profile, let's take a look at this. All right.

這是妳的 Bumble 頭貼，讓我們來看一下。

And you start out saying I'm easy.

妳一開頭就說妳很隨便。

And what is that?

這是怎麼回事？

My God, there's such a-

天啊，那真是太...

What do you mean by that?

我是說，妳真正的意思是什麼？

- I should have said it's easy, not I'm easy. I guess. - Well.

- 我應該說這很容易，不是我這個人很隨便。我猜是這樣 - 好吧。

I guess.

我猜啦。

Yeah, but then you posted this, so it kinda... whore whore.

是的，但是妳又放了這個，這有點...淫蕩、淫蕩。

- Oh my God. - I mean, have you gotten many responses to your profile?

- 我的天啊。- 有很多人因此傳訊息給妳嗎？

Ah. A lot.

有阿，多的勒。

I don't, I don't.

我不是，我不是。

All right, Teerica and Sarah, pay attention to what you should be putting on your...

好吧，Terica 和 Sarah，要注意該放什麼在妳們的...

I'm easy and wear a whore t-shirt.

記得寫我很隨便，而且放上穿了一件寫著淫蕩的 T 恤的照片。

I thought you would like, who whore it better?

我以為妳會穿這件衣服比誰比較淫蕩？ (whore 跟 wore 發音類似)

That would have been better.

那樣好像比較好。

Yeah. Alright.

是啊。

Well, thank you for talking to me and hopefully all of you find love and I would like to spread love right now with the dance.

好的，謝謝妳們的參與，希望妳們都找到真愛，我要用跳舞來散播愛了。