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  • Have you ever had

  • an uninvited guest?

  • Why did you wear sweatpants

  • the day she wore that dress?

  • You put a book on it.

  • Your woodie wouldn't quit.

  • Think of disgusting things,

  • and don't encourage it.

  • And then it starts to ache.

  • Zipper's about to break!

  • You're using every trick to try to train your trouser snake.

  • Listen and listen good.

  • Don't cover up your wood.

  • A woody never should

  • ever have to be caged or blocked.

  • Unlock your jock.

  • Just let it pop

  • Like a jack in a box!

  • Show 'em that your willy works!

  • A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt!

  • Make 'em scream

  • OH!

  • MY!

  • GOD!

  • as you shock 'em with your lightning rod!

  • Baby, let you mojo rise!

  • It doesn't matter what the size!

  • You don't have to feel

  • ashamed!

  • Like Miley, it just can't

  • be

  • tamed!

  • Boing, boing, boing.

  • Even bigger than a

  • boeing, boeing, boeing!

  • Sometimes, it can be annoying, -noying -noying,

  • But, now you confidence is gro-oh-wing!

  • Put your package on

  • display!

  • Even if they scream and run

  • away!

  • You're the jockey of your one

  • eyed

  • horse!

  • I'm talking 'bout your dong

  • of

  • course!

  • Someday, when you're old

  • and bored,

  • You'll wish that you had shown

  • it more!

  • It's the reason that the world

  • was

  • born!

  • Every girl believes in u-ni-corns!

  • Doing, ding, dong.

  • Someday, random chubbys will

  • be

  • gone!

  • Doing, ding, dong.

  • 'Can't believe I wrote a whole

  • schlong

  • song!

  • THE KEY OF AWESOME!

  • Hey, everybody.

  • Thanks for watching The Key of Awesome.

  • You can get all our songs on iTunes, check us out on Facebook, and don't forget to subscribe.

  • *nurse tries to put fireworks out*

  • You can't put it out.

  • It's never goin' out.

  • More Key of Awesome videos...

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    鄭欽文 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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