You’re a wizard Harry...

YA!!

Yippee!

想當朋友嗎？

Want to be friends?

好啊！

Sure!

想當敵人嗎？

Want to be enemies?

好啊！

Sure!

想要死嗎？

Want to be dead?

抱臉！再見囉！

Face hug! See ya later!

你應該是史萊哲林的...

You might be a Syltherin...

我是葛萊分多的！

I’m a Gryffindor!

多比自由了！

Dobby is free!

你背叛我父母！

You betrayed my parents!

不！是那隻老鼠做的！

No! It was the rat!

疾疾護法現身！

Expecto Patronum!

剛剛發生甚麼事了？

What just happened here?

這才不是校園生活啦！

This is not school appropriate!

我拿到了！

I got it!

死亡咒！

Avada Kadavra!

港口鑰！

Accio port key!

不!!!!!!!

Noooooooooo!

佛地魔還沒捲土重來

The Dark Lord has not returned!

他，就在，那裡！

He’s right there!

死亡咒！

Avada Kadavra!

停！不要亂說謊！

Stop it! Don’t tell lies!

馬分變成食死族了！

Draco is getting a tattoo!

想要跟我一起找靈魂寶物嗎？

Care to join me on a fetch quest?

好啊！

Sure!

喔看！痛苦的毒液！啊啊啊啊啊！

Oh look! Torture poison! AAAAHHHHHHH!

去去武器走！

Expelliarmus!

你好，跩哥

Hello Draco.

死亡咒！

Avada Kadavra!

不!!!!!!!!

Nooooooo!

這好無聊喔！

This is boring!

嘿快看！魔法劍！

Hey check it out! Magic sword!

邪惡的東西！

Wicked!

我好猛~

I’m awesome!

去去武器走！

Expelliarmus!

但爸，如果我被分到史萊哲林怎麼半？

But dad. What if I am put in Slytherin?

這個嘛，兒子。如果你被分過去，我確定他們會再拍一系列...

Well son. If you are, I’m sure they’ll make a stage play about it...

等等！你忘了魁地奇！

Hang on... You forgot Quidditch!

因為那根本不重要，榮恩

That’s because Quidditch doesn’t matter Ron...

七本書，八部電影，一個系列。你們想下一個會是甚麼？

Seven books. Eight movies. One stage play. What do you think is next?

我想他們應該要拍一系列有關這本課本的電影。

I think they should make a film series based on this text book.

哈！一系列有關課本的電影，絕對不會有的啦！

Ha! A film series based on a text book. That will never happen.

嗯......

Hmmm...

正在發生囉！

It’s happening!