字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - So a lot of people are busy shopping for their kids this time of year. I don't have kids. That's why I don't have jam in my hair. But I like to remind people why I don't have kids, in a segment that I call, "Why I Don't Have Kids." [audience laughter] [Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" plays] All right, this one right here is from an Instagram account called "Moms Who Need Wine." [audience laughter] He looks a little flushed. [audience laughter] Maybe they don't have a bathtub. Maybe he's just-- [audience laughter] This one is from Maria, uh... Pedregon, I think, in Phoenix, Arizona. [audience laughter] Well, you keep 'em organized that way, I guess. [audience laughter] "Hold on, honey. Let me take a picture while your brother runs out of air." [audience laughter] This next one is from my writer, Gil. His daughter got into his shaving cream. [audience laughter] Yep. We also got a letter from Gil's wife, saying that she'll never leave the kids alone with her husband again. [audience laughter] And this last one is a video from Ruthann Farrell posted on Ellentube. - Addison, did you get into my mascara? - No. [audience laughter] I didn't. I just put it back. - You just put it back? - Uh huh. I put it back. [audience laughter] Just putting it back. All right, well, I'm gonna send you some Cover Girl mascara to replace that, and some wet wipes. And that is why I don't have kids, but please keep sending me pictures to remind me why.
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