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  • - So a lot of people are busy shopping

  • for their kids this time of year.

  • I don't have kids.

  • That's why I don't have jam in my hair.

  • But I like to remind people why I don't have kids,

  • in a segment that I call, "Why I Don't Have Kids."

  • [audience laughter]

  • [Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" plays]

  • All right, this one right here is from an Instagram account

  • called "Moms Who Need Wine."

  • [audience laughter]

  • He looks a little flushed.

  • [audience laughter]

  • Maybe they don't have a bathtub. Maybe he's just--

  • [audience laughter]

  • This one is from Maria, uh... Pedregon, I think,

  • in Phoenix, Arizona.

  • [audience laughter]

  • Well, you keep 'em organized that way, I guess.

  • [audience laughter]

  • "Hold on, honey. Let me take a picture

  • while your brother runs out of air."

  • [audience laughter]

  • This next one is from my writer, Gil.

  • His daughter got into his shaving cream.

  • [audience laughter]

  • Yep. We also got a letter from Gil's wife,

  • saying that she'll never leave the kids alone

  • with her husband again.

  • [audience laughter]

  • And this last one is a video from Ruthann Farrell

  • posted on Ellentube.

  • - Addison, did you get into my mascara?

  • - No. [audience laughter]

  • I didn't. I just put it back.

  • - You just put it back? - Uh huh.

  • I put it back.

  • [audience laughter]

  • Just putting it back.

  • All right, well, I'm gonna send you some Cover Girl mascara

  • to replace that, and some wet wipes.

  • And that is why I don't have kids,

  • but please keep sending me pictures to remind me why.

- So a lot of people are busy shopping

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我為什麼不生孩子睫毛膏版 (Why I Don't Have Kids: Mascara Edition)

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