- This isn't anyone's fault. - It's his.

- 這事發生不能怪誰 - 要怪他

It's a little bit his, but mostly

他是有些責任 但是...

it's just a very bad day.

我們今天全都過得一團亂

It's Valentine's Day. It's my favorite day.

今天情人節耶 是我最愛的一天

Then pick another day!

改天再過不行嗎?

Because it's every guy's least favorite day.

今天是大家最不愛的一天

Everyone's always disappointed.

每個人都很失望

Valentine's Day...

什麼情人節

is the bully of holidays.

根本就是節日霸凌

It forces love on people who aren't in love.

強迫沒戀愛的人們去愛

- Cupid's freakish. - All right.

- 邱比特根本就有病 - 好了

No, I'm boycotting Valentine's Day from now on.

現在開始, 我要抵制情人節

Who's with me?

有誰要響應的?

I love you every day.

我天天都愛妳

Today's just an excuse to spend the night in a hotel room.

情人節只是個讓我們共度一夜的好理由

I was faking it just then.

我剛只是做個樣子

I think she can still hear you.

這樣 Lisa 還是聽得到