字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 [MUSIC PLAYING] [CLUB MUSIC PLAYING] [CROWD SOUNDS] -What are we doing here? -Come on, David, we can't go Swenson's every night. -I'm going to get me a big glass of booze. -OK, well wait for me then. Hey. Jesus. Hold on guys. Hold up. Hey. Guys. -Hey. -Whoa! -Can I ask you a favor? -I don't know you. -My boyfriend's about to come in, and I need to make him jealous. Will you dance with me for a few minutes? -I really don't feel comfortable doing that. -Come on, he tried to fuck my sister. -OK. I guess so. -Thanks. -Whoa. Ah heh. -There he is. -Whoa. -Blair! What the fuck? -Thank god you came back. I mean, this jerk was trying to kiss me! -I wasn't. -Oh my god, I'm going to pummel you. -Oh. Ahh! -Don't worry. I'm not really going to hurt you. I've been trying to break up with her for weeks because I'm in love with her sister. So just give a good performance and everyone's a winner. -OK, OK, OK. -And take. -Ow! -And, and take. -Ahh. -And I'm going to-- son of a bitch, you. -Noo! -You son of a bitch, you. You are dead. You are dead. I'm going to punch you. -That stings! -Good job. -[GROANS, GRUNTS] -[SNIFF] It's over! -Now, wait a second, I was not trying to kiss you. -No, I am so sorry I lied. I, I didn't know he was going to punch you. -And he really hurt me bad. -God, you poor, poor baby. -Yeah. That's right. -Oh, baby-- -Yeah, yeah, kind of-- -Baby. -Feels bad and good at-- -David? Oh, there you are. I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Jake. Blair? -What? -What are you doing with David? -Wait a minute, are you two sisters? -OK, look, Blair, I'm sorry. I'm in love with Jake. And I can't do anything about it. -That's life, I guess. Don't worry. I have a really good thing going with David here, whose name I now know. -I'm so happy for you guys. Give me a hug. -(TOGETHER) Ahh. -Ohh!. Listen, FYI, just between the three of us, I am so not into Jake. He's all like, in love with me. And I'm like, eww, gag me with a spoon, you know. But I'm so happy that you guys hit it off. -(TOGETHER) Yeah. -[LAUGHS] We really have a spark. -That's great. Come on, let's all dance a little. -(TOGETHER) Yeah. [DANCE MUSIC] -Between you and me, I'm not into Blair at all. There's no spark there. -Wow. Are you going to tell her? -What do I say? -I don't know. But you owe it to her to be honest with her. A sharp knife cuts clean. -Shouldn't you be doing the same thing with Jake? -Yeah, I probably should. -[LAUGHS] -[LAUGHS] -Hey, Blair. -Hey! -I don't think it's going to work out between us. But it's not you. I don't want to be with anybody right now. -OK. I mean, I'm bummed, but I'm not that bummed. -OK. -Jake, I don't think I can be with anybody right now. -Fair enough. -Cool. -Coming through. -(TOGETHER) Yay! -You guys are having fun. -Yeah. -Wow, she is hot, David. -I know. But I'm not even into her. So you ask her out. -Would you like to go out on a date with me? -Um, OK. -OK, I'll meet you right here, right now. -I'm here. Ha ha ha ha. -You're so fun. -I know. [GIGGLES] Ooh. -I've heard of a quick love connection, but this is ridiculous, eh? -I'm Jake Messerman. -Hey, I'm married and straight. -Doesn't hurt to try though, right? -No, man. [SOFT JAZZ PLAYING] -God, what a night, huh? -You telling me. Maybe one of the weirdest nights of my life. -Ha ha, what was the weirdest part for you? -Ah, when the circus elephants smashed through the window and into the club. -You're right. -It's amazing they didn't shut down the place, I mean, at least for the night. -I guess they just need the income from selling the drinks. You know, times are really tough. -It's true. Times are tough, yeah. [ELEPHANT TRUMPET] -I'm glad you're my friend, Zandy. -Oh, that's a nice thing to say, David. I'm glad you're my friend. [ELEPHANT TRUMPET] [SOFT JAZZ PLAYING]
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