Ugh... Are you playing that stupid game?

你在玩那個蠢遊戲嗎？

Hey Bulbasaur!

嘿小妙蛙種子～

How's about you...

不如你......

Get in this Poké Ball?!

進去這個神奇寶貝球吧～！

Yes! Got'em.

耶！抓到了

Oh wait! He broke out. Dangit.

等一下，它跑出來了，可惡

Give him some berries.

給它一些覆盆子

Now...

現在...

Get in that Poké Ball!

快進去寶貝球！

Get in that Poké Ball!

快進去寶貝球！！

Get in THAT Poké Ball!

快進去寶貝球！！！

I can't believe this.

我簡直不敢相信

Get in THAT Poké Ball!

快進去寶貝球！！！！

Get in THAT Poké Ball!

快進去寶貝球！！！！！

Dang it!

該死的！

Get in THAT Poké Ball!

快！進！去！寶！貝！球！

Got'em!

抓到了！

wow.

哇。

Hold on for just a little longer and...

再等一下下……

YES! Got'em.

耶，抓住了！

Oh thank goodness.

哦，謝天謝地。

Ha Ha! I shall name you Bulba Fett.

哈哈，我要叫你妙蛙胖子

You're so old.

你也太老派了

You are!

你才是

Otherwise you'd be playing this game.

不然你就會在玩這個遊戲了

Why would I want to play that?

我為什麼要玩？

Because it's FUN!

因為它很好玩！

And it's free!

而且它是免費的！

You get to go all around the city and catch these little monsters!

你得走遍城市去捕捉這些小怪物！

You never know what you'll find!

你永遠不知道你會發現什麼！

I already do that! Every Night!

我已經這樣做了！每天晚上！

You play pokémon every night?

你每天晚上都玩寶可夢？

NO!

沒有！

I go all over the city hunting monsters.

我走遍城市去狩獵怪物，

Except mine aren't' fuzzy little cartoon animals.

我的「怪物」不是那些毛絨絨的卡通動物。

They aren't ALL fuzy.

他們不是都毛絨絨的啦

Mine are actual evil criminals.

我抓的是真正的邪惡罪犯！

Some of them are really weird.

其中有些人很奇怪

That are a danger to society.

他們對於這個社會來說很危險！

My problem is I am too fast for this game.

我的問題是我對這個遊戲而言太快了

I can't ever get my eggs to hatch!

我永遠不能好好地孵我的蛋！

I mean if the game keeps thinking I'm driving at fast speeds, what am I supposed to do?

我的意思是，如果這個遊戲一直覺得我是在高速開車，我到底該怎麼辦？

I'm sorry I fly too fast to hatch your eggs, Pokemon!

真不好意思我飛得快到不能孵蛋，寶可夢！

*sigh* It's so frustrating.

*嘆*這太煩人了

Do you even hear yourself?

你聽聽你在說什麼

You should join! We could be on the same team!

你應該加入！我們可能會在同隊！

I'm Team Valor, because of strength and you know the red cape.

我在勇氣聯盟，因為他們重視力量，還有你知道的，紅披風嘛

Aaah who am I kidding? You'd probably be Team Mystic wouldn't you?

唉我在說什麼，你大概會在神秘聯盟是吧！

Why do you always gotta be different?

為什麼你總得是不同的？

Because I'm Batman!

因為我是蝙蝠俠！

Dang it! I knew you'd say that! I'm just...

該死！我就知道你會這麼說！我只是...

Getting slow?

越來越慢？

No! Someone's attacking my gym here at the cafe.

沒有！有人在攻擊我在咖啡廳的道場

Come on!

來吧！

Defend it!

好好防守！

AAAGH! I lost to someone on Team Instinct!

啊啊啊！我輸給了某個本能聯盟的人

Oh that's... SO sad.

噢，那真是……慘

It IS! I mean who picks the yellow team? Right?

是吧！我是說，誰會選黃隊？

Hey! Thanks for the gym, Kal!

嘿～謝謝你的道館啦，卡爾！

Dang it!

該死的！

Diana.

戴安娜。

Well, you enjoy your kids game.

好吧，你好好玩你的兒童遊戲

It's really fun!

這真的很有趣！

You should get it.

你應該也要下載

I told you. Already got my own.

我告訴過你，我有我自己的了

Batman GO. Check it out.

看吧，蝙蝠俠GO

It says a Boomerang is robbing a bank nearby.

它說迴旋鏢隊長在附近搶銀行

If I hurry, I can catch him.

如果我快點，我還能趕上他

Put the money in the bag Sheila! I haven't got all day!

把錢放在包裡！希拉！我沒有時間了

I ran out of Pokeballs again, and I'm not gonna pay for new ones!

我沒有寶貝球了！我也不打算花自己的錢買新的

Looks like you forgot to stay aware of your surroundings.

看來你忘記要留意你的四周了

Speaking of which...

說到這...

Hey. What's up? I'm Batman.

嘿，我是蝙蝠俠。

You wanna know my... whup! Hold on one second.

你想知道我的... …喔，等一下

*beep*

*嘟*

Joker.

小丑

Gotta catch 'em all.

我要把他們全都抓到

Looks like you forgot to stay aware of your furoun...

您似乎忘記留意識到你的furoun的...

Furoundings.

Furoundings。

Furoundings!

Furoundings！

What's a furounding?!

什麼是furounding？