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  • DAVID: [THINKING]

  • God, she is beautiful.

  • This is the best blind date I've ever been on.

  • JUNE: I'm so sorry about that.

  • So then what happened?

  • DAVID: Right, what was I saying?

  • Oh, so he's like, don't say it out loud.

  • Spell it on my back with cum.

  • And I'm like, Uncle Harry, it's Thanksgiving dinner.

  • Do we have to do this?

  • Silly story, but--

  • so, June, tell me about you.

  • Like what do you do for a living?

  • JUNE: I'm an animator.

  • DAVID: An animator?

  • Well that's kind of quirky.

  • I can deal with that.

  • Here, will you draw something for me?

  • JUNE: OK.

  • DAVID: Make it quirky.

  • JUNE: OK.

  • DAVID: Quirk it up.

  • Bring on da noise, bring on da quirk.

  • I'm Captain Quirk, the USS Enterquirk.

  • It's like, where's Captain Sulu?

  • Quirk alert, quirk alert.

  • So are you done now?

  • OK, well, is it going to move or something?

  • Or are you just another pathological liar?

  • JUNE: If you want to see some of my actual stuff, it's

  • posted on the internet.

  • DAVID: Oh, the internet.

  • JUNE: This is my card, and my website is on there if you

  • ever want to check it out.

  • [RUNNING SOUNDS]

  • JUNE: David?

  • [TYPING]

  • FEMALE VOICE: Juney Toons presents, "Waindrops."

  • [WHISTLE SOUND]

  • JUNE: I'm an animator.

  • DAVID: [BURP SOUND]

  • Ga, ga ga.

  • Umgowa.

  • I eat farts.

  • Then I burp, then I eat fart burps.

  • [WHISTLE SOUND]

  • JUNE: I think I might be falling in love with this guy.

  • [WHISTLE SOUND]

  • DAVID: [FART SOUND]

  • Ga, ga, ga.

  • I made a chair chocolate for you, pretty lady.

  • Umgowa.

  • [WHISTLE SOUND]

  • DAVID: June, you really hurt my feelings.

  • JUNE: I'm sorry.

  • This is what I do, OK, this is my art.

  • I take my life experiences, and then I put a little twist

  • on them and make them funny.

  • DAVID: But you don't even know me at all.

  • For one thing, I don't eat farts.

  • I was--

  • I'm not the one who eats the farts, of course.

  • What about this "ungowa" thing you have me saying?

  • What am I, talking like an Eskimo?

  • JUNE: It just sounded like something funny you might say.

  • DAVID: And the way you drew me?

  • It doesn't look anything like me.

  • I mean, first of all, I have two arms.

  • JUNE: David.

  • How about I come over to your place tonight and

  • make it up to you?

  • [WHISTLE SOUND]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • FEMALE VOICE: Juney Toons presents, "Blame it on the

  • Wain."

  • DAVID: [CRYING SOUNDS]

  • Umgowa.

  • You hurted my feelings.

  • JUNE: But David, I was just trying to be funny.

  • And if not accurate, then at least truthful

  • about the human condition.

  • DAVID: I crieded all night.

  • And then I ate a whole carton of farts.

  • [FART SOUND]

  • JUNE: I can't believe how hard I want this guy to ram me.

  • [DOORBELL]

  • JUNE: David, hi.

  • I brought wine.

  • DAVID: I just can't do this.

  • How would you feel if someone made some short film about

  • going on a date with you, or some character based on you?

  • And put it on the internet for everybody to laugh at?

  • JUNE: I guess you're right.

  • It really is the lowest form of pseudo-autobiographical

  • self-expression.

  • DAVID: Ga, ga, ga.

  • [DOORBELL]

  • DAVID: June, what did I--

  • oh, [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE].

  • How are you?

  • MALE SPEAKER: Umgowa.

  • DAVID: Umgowa, come on in.

  • I guess she just wasn't the right girl for me.

  • MALE SPEAKER: Umgowa.

  • DAVID: Yeah.

  • MALE SPEAKER: Umgowa.

  • DAVID: Yeah, me too.

  • In fact, I'm famished.

  • Hope you brought your appetite because I brewed up enough

  • farts to feed an army.

DAVID: [THINKING]

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