When you made money, you bought certain things, didn't you?

當你賺大錢後你一定會去買一些你想要的東西，對吧？

-Stuff that you were denied as a child. -Yea.

-那些你小時候不能買的東西 -對

But what did you buy?

那你買了什麼？

Well, I wasn't denied. Any good parent would know, any good parent in here,

嗯 這麼說吧，我也不是不能買啦！只是好的家長，任何在座的家長都知道

if a kid wants a Lego set you get them a small one, you don't get them the big one, it's like 359 quids.

如果你的小孩吵著要買樂高，你會買一套小的樂高，你才不會花 359 英鎊去買一套大的勒！

So when my album went to number one, I was passing the Lego store and I saw the big Death Star

所以在我的專輯上到排行第一時，我經過樂高店，看到他們在買一個超大的死星樂高

and I went, 'You know what? It's time.'

我就告訴我自己說，「該買了！」

I'm just a big kid now. It isn't just that.

我就是個大孩子，不只這樣

I went to go and buy my goddaughter a Ninja Turtle toy for her birthday,

有一次我乾女兒生日，我想幫她買忍者龜的玩具

And I was in the Ninja Turtle section and then...there was this huge Ninja Turtle truck,

所以我就跑去忍者龜那區，結果看到一個超巨大的忍者龜卡車

and I was looking at the small toy I got for her and the big truck and I was like, 'I'm getting that for me!'

我就看了看我手上買給乾女兒的玩具，再看看那台卡車，結果我決定買那台卡車給自己！

Are you're like the kid from 《Big》!

你根本就是《飛進未來》的主角嘛！

I have a load of child stuff in my house.

我家裡有好多小孩子的玩具

There's a room for the teddy bears.. This is such an embarrassing interview now.

我有一間專門給泰迪熊的房間⋯⋯ 這個訪問好像變得有點丟臉

You didn't have that when you were a kid?

你小時候沒有泰迪熊嗎？

- Not that i didn't have I just... - And out of us two you're the one that's getting laid?

-也不是沒有只是... -我們兩個之中竟然是你比較夯！

Teddy bears don't have anything to do with this.

這跟泰迪熊沒關係吧？！

I once went on a date and brought a Lego set and made the Lego set and then left.

我有一次帶著一套樂高去約會，然後拼完我就閃人了

That's going deep man, that's a strong move.

哇，這殺傷力可強了！

What was she doing? She was at a dinner and you...

那她在幹嘛？你們是一起吃晚餐嗎？

No we were just chatting, catch up....Yea, she's definitely gonna watch this... definitely happened.

沒有啦，我們就... 聊聊天！她不會看這節目吧？... 噢我覺得她一定會看！

What did you make?

那你那時候拼了什麼？

Pirates of the Caribbean pirate ship.

《神鬼奇航》的海盜船

You're a total loser.

你真的是個廢物耶！

I hope you gave it to her as a gift at the end?

那至少你拼完後有送她當禮物吧？

Nah...

沒有...