I'm good. I'm good.

還不錯，我很好。

It's like I'm in a good place.

我覺得我正處於一個很好的階段。

- Yeah. - I feel like I'm exactly where I need to be in life, you know?

- 沒錯。 - 我覺得我正在一個非常適合我的人生階段，你懂嗎？

Yeah. Uh huh.

我懂，嗯哼。

Ew.

噁。

Totally.

實在是。

Why is everyone holding hands?

為什麼大家都在牽手？

Don't people have things to do?

他們沒事做嗎？

Like who goes running in this heat, holding hands?

誰會在大熱天下手牽手慢跑啊？

And I don't got time to run. You know why?

我可沒時間跑步，知道為什麼嗎？

'Cause I'm too busy running a business.

因為我太忙於經營我的事業。

Exactly, amen.

沒錯，阿門。

You know what it is?

知道這代表什麼嗎？

I don't have time for relationships.

我沒時間談戀愛。

Same. I've got school.

我也是，我有學校的事要忙。

I got work.

我忙工作。

I'm barely keeping up with my Snapchat.

我連 Snapchat 都很少在用了。

Yes.

沒錯。

I'm doing me.

我在做自己。

And you should.

確實應該如此。

Because realistically, girl, when else are you going to do you?

因為說實際的，女孩，不然你什麼時候才要做自己？

What am I doing?

我在做什麼？

What am I doing?

我在做什麼？

That's right.

這就對啦。

[Both] I'm doing me.

(同時) 我在做自己。

I can do whatever I want, go wherever I want.

我可以做任何我想做的事，去任何我想去的地方。

No drama.

不會有大大小小又戲劇化的問題。

That's right. Single ladies.

就是這樣，單身姊妹們。

Just like single ladies. Just like that.

就像單身姊妹們，就像那樣。

I mean, sometimes it does get like a little lonely, you know?

我的意思是，有時候我的確會感到有一點點孤單，你懂嗎？

Yeah, I mean like there are those days.

是啊，總是會有這些日子的。

Yeah, you know.

嗯，你懂的。

When you just want to like talk to someone, you know?

像是你想要有人跟你說話的時候懂嗎？

Or just like cuddle.

或是抱抱。

Oh my god, yes.

天啊，沒錯。

Cuddle, a good cuddle.

抱抱，一個大大的擁抱。

Not even like real conversation, just kind of like be there, you know.

也不見得是要實質的對話，就像是只想要有人在身邊，你懂的

Yeah, or like text.

對，或是傳簡訊。

Text, you know honestly, I don't even want the commitment.

傳簡訊喔，老實說我甚至不需要一個承諾。

I just want emojis.

我只想要表情符號就好。

Yeah.

對啊。

I mean, when was the last time you ever used a heart emoji?

你上一次使用愛心符號是什麼時候？

- Oh my god, a long time. - I can't even tell you.

- 天啊，好久以前。 - 我根本不記得了。

The only things that I'm using are martini glass.

我現在唯一會用到的就是馬丁尼杯。

Martini glass, poop, same, girl, same.

馬丁尼杯、便便，一樣啦，我們一樣。

And to be honest, I can't even finish a Chipotle rice bowl by myself.

老實講，我甚至無法自己一人吃完一盤的 Chipotle 墨西哥料理。

I have no one to share with.

我沒有人可以分享。

No, and they're not meant for one person.

對啊，那個本來就不是一人份的。

They're not. They're not.

真的，確實不是。

Uhhh, I've been single for so long.

呃，我實在是單身太久了。

Same. I just wanna say: where do people meet other people?

我也是，我想問你一件事人跟人都是在哪裡認識的？

I don't know. I don't meet any men.

不曉得，我沒遇到任何一個男人。

Siri, where do people meet men?

Siri，人跟人都是在哪裡認識的？

Where?

哪裡？

[Siri] I'm searching.

[Siri] 我找找看。

Girl, same, same.

唉，女生都是一樣的啦。

Yo, hope you liked that video! thank you so much!

Yo，希望你喜歡這支影片，感謝收看！

Thank you so much for appearing on my channel, such an angel.

非常感謝你出現在我的頻道上，你就像個天使一樣。

We also did a video on Shay's channel.

我們也在薛米契爾的頻道上拍了一支影片。

If you wanna check out, click her face.

如果你想看的話，請點擊她的臉。

I'll also put it in the description, and make sure you subscribe.

我也會把連結放到解說欄請你務必訂閱 。

Also give this video a big thumbs up.

並給這支影片一個讚。

Make sure you comment below.

確定你已經在下面留言。

Make sure you subscribe to me, because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

還有訂閱我的頻道因為我每個禮拜一和禮拜四都會發新影片 。

One love superwoman. That is a wrap.

愛你們的 Superwoman，就這樣啦。

And zoop, choop a choo.

咻，咻，咻。

Nail, Nailing it, nailing it, team Canada, what up.

做得好，做得棒，加拿大呱呱叫。

Honestly, it's like everyone else is busy getting married, and I'm at home watching Pretty Little Liars.

說實話，感覺大家都忙著結婚而我自己卻在家看《美少女的謊言》（由薛米契爾主演的影集）

Oh yeah, how is that show?

讚喔，那部劇怎麼樣？

Na, it's alright.

嗯，普普啦。

Oh.

喔。