FILM.

>> UH-HUH.

>> James: YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE GIVING.

>> A LOT OF PRETENDING.

>> James: ON THE BIG BANG THEORY.

BUT ARE YOU GOOD AT MEM RISING FORMULAS.

>> OH MY GOD, NO.

>> James: I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SECOND NATURE.

>> NOT EVEN-- WHEN WE DO SHALL-- SHE WRITES A FORMULA IN

THIS THAT GOES ON FOR DAYS.

I WEPT.

I TRULY CRIED THE FIRST TIME.

HOW DID YOU MEMORIZE THAT.

WHEN WE AIR IT ON MY SHOW THEY WILL BE LIKE YOU WILL WRITE

THIS, THIS, I AM LIKE NO, NO, WHAT WE WILL DO IS YOU WILL FILL

IN THE REST AND I WILL RIGHT X TO THE SECOND THAT IS HOW THE

SCENE CAN START.

I CAN'T DO ALL THAT AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME.

>> James: IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WOULD BE GOOD AT.

>> I WAS REALLY GOOD AT ALGEBRA.

>> DOES THAT MATTER?

>> DOES THAT MATTER?

>> I JUST MEAN-- MAYBE IT DOES.

IF YOU UNDERSTAND IT.

>> James: I TELL YOU WHAT, SHOULD WE SEE WHO IS BETTER HERE

AT WRITING WELL-KNOWN MATH FORMULAS.

>> WE CAN'T, I JUST TOLD YOU I'M BAD.

OKAY.

>> James: I HAVE TWO-- OF THESE FOR YOU.

>> YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

>> James: YOU ARE BOUND TO KNOW THIS ONE, OKAY.

>> OH, REALLY, OKAY.

>> James: THE QUADRATIC FORMULA, ALL RIGHT.

SO WHAT I NEED YOU TO WRITE, WHAT I NEED YOU TO WRITE IS X

EQUALS NEGATIVE B PLUS OR MINE US THE SQUARE ROOT OF B SQUARED

MINE US 4AC ALL DIVIDED BY 2A.

>> ALL RIGHT.

NOW IT SHOULD.

>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

OH GOD.

>> James: ARE YOU DONE.

>> ALL DIVIDED INCLUDING.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> ALL RIGHT, I WILL STICK TO MY ANSWER.

>> James: SO IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS.

>> NO!

NO, WRONG.

>> James: HANG ON.

>> NO.

>> James: TURN AROUND, LET ME SEE.

>> OH THERE WAS A LOT UNDER THAT SQUARE ROOTY THING SWRZ AND

LET'S SEE YOURS.

>> I DID ALMOST THE SAME THING.

>> James: YOU DID EXACTLY THE SAME WHICH MAKES ME THINK.

>> I DO THINK THAT WE BOTH DID THIS BECAUSE YOU SAID IT WRONG.

>> CUZ YOU SAID IT WRONG, RIGHT.

SO WE WIN JRS IT'S CERTAINLY POSSIBLE THAT I AM THE PROBLEM

HERE.

THERE IS NO DENYING THAT.

>> ARE YOU SO COMPETITIVE.

>> I REALLY AM, I'M VERY PROUD.

MINE IS NOT RIGHT HERE.

NEVER MIND.

>> James: YOU BOTH DID BRILLIANTLY.

>> DID I WIN.

>> James: YES, YOU WON.

>> OKAY.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHO REALLY WON?

DO YOU KNOW WHO HONESTLY WON?

>> AMERICA.

>> James: THE PEOPLE AT HOME.

>> AMERICA.

>> James: THAT IS WHO WON.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY, I SAID THAT IN A GENERAL SENSE.

>> OH, YOU DIDN'T MEAN ME.

>> James: ACTUALLY DIDN'T MEAN YOU, WHEN YOU SAID AMERICA, YOU

MEANT AMERICA THE COUNTRY.

>> I DID.

I WAS FEELING PATRIOTIC FOR A MOMENT AND NOW I FEEL VERY

SINGULAR.