W-W-W-Whao!

哇！

What's going on? (cellphone clicking)

發生什麼事了？(按電話)

Dude, what are you doing? Sorry.

笨蛋，你在幹嘛？抱歉

Pay attention, man. One, two.

小心一點好嗎？一、二

You guys. Guess what happened just now.

各位，猜猜看剛剛發生了什麼事情？

You stopped rowing. Canoe started spinning.

你不划船，獨木舟開始旋轉亂晃了

Nope.

不

I matched this amazing girl on an online dating site.

我在交友網站認識了這個超正的女孩

She's French! Like the kissing.

她是法國妞！想像一下和她法式熱吻

Stop talking. We're gonna sink. Oh, sorry.

不要再說了，我們要沉船了啦，噢，抱歉

One, two.

一、二

All right. We're almost there, guys.

很好，我們快到了，加油

One, two.

一、二

W-W-W-Whao! No, No, No, No, No, No!

哇！不、不、不、不、不、不！

No! No! Yes!

不！不！耶！

I can't believe this!

我真不敢相信

Celine messaged me -- She messaged me!

席琳傳訊息給我，她傳訊息給我了！

Look!

看！

Whoa

哇！

Dude, congratulations. You finally did it, man.

恭喜，老兄，你超讚！

(laughs) Aww, shucks.

(笑) 噢，沒有啦！

What will you do in France? Uh, I don't know.

你去法國要做什麼？呃，我不知道

But it's going to be the most romantic experience of my life.

但是這會是我一生中最浪漫的一件事

(French music playing)

(法式音樂響起)

(birds chirping) Ahh!

(鳥叫) 啊！

So, what'd she say?

所以，她說了什麼？

Oh.

噢

She says "Hi."

她說：「嗨。」

Well, say something.

快說點什麼

Uh, Uh, What do I say?

呃，呃，我應該說什麼？

Start with a joke. I don't know any jokes.

先說個笑話。我不知道有什麼笑話欸

Okay, here , here, here. I got one.

好吧，啊，我想到一個了

Why do French people eat snails?

為什麼法國人吃蝸牛？

Um, okay.

嗯，然後呢

Cause they don't like FAST food.

因為他們不喜歡「速」食

Ha, that's a good one.

哈，這是個不錯的笑話

Whoa! She likes it!

哇！她喜歡這個笑話欸！

Man, she sounds like a cool lady.

嘿，她感覺很酷喔

You're totally in. Okay , okay, now what?

你已經淪陷了！好啦，現在要說什麼？

Throw in some thingies. Thingies?

放點貼圖。貼圖？

Yeah, you know, the shapes and stuff.

對啊，你懂的。圖案之類的

You know? Ice bear's got this.

你知道？阿極會

♪♪

(音樂)

You're welcome. Ooh.

謝囉。噢

She thinks I'm cute.

她覺得我很可愛欸

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

哇哈哈！哇哈哈！

Oh, we did it! You write me in Paris, okay?

噢，我們超厲害！你去巴黎以後一定要寫信給我喔！

I will, brother.

好兄弟，我會的

♪♪

(音樂)

Uh, guys, she's asking me what my job is.

呃，老兄，她問我我的工作是什麼

She's gonna hate me if I tell her.

如果我告訴她實話，她一定會討厭我

That I don't really do anything.

因為我其實沒有什麼工作

Hey, you don't tell her that, man.

嘿，你不用告訴她實話啊

Help me! All right. Let me do this for you.

幫我！好吧，讓我來幫你

Hey, hey, where are you going?

嘿嘿，你要去哪裡

French people love art.

法國人都愛藝術

What? Stop! What are you doing?

什麼？不要！你在幹嘛？

No. Don't send it! Stop!

不，不要傳那個！住手！

(groans)

(哀號)