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One, two. One, two.
一、二。一、二
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W-W-W-Whao!
哇！
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What's going on? (cellphone clicking)
發生什麼事了？(按電話)
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Dude, what are you doing? Sorry.
笨蛋，你在幹嘛？抱歉
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Pay attention, man. One, two.
小心一點好嗎？一、二
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You guys. Guess what happened just now.
各位，猜猜看剛剛發生了什麼事情？
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You stopped rowing. Canoe started spinning.
你不划船，獨木舟開始旋轉亂晃了
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Nope.
不
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I matched this amazing girl on an online dating site.
我在交友網站認識了這個超正的女孩
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She's French! Like the kissing.
她是法國妞！想像一下和她法式熱吻
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Stop talking. We're gonna sink. Oh, sorry.
不要再說了，我們要沉船了啦，噢，抱歉
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One, two.
一、二
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All right. We're almost there, guys.
很好，我們快到了，加油
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One, two.
一、二
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W-W-W-Whao! No, No, No, No, No, No!
哇！不、不、不、不、不、不！
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No! No! Yes!
不！不！耶！
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I can't believe this!
我真不敢相信
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Celine messaged me -- She messaged me!
席琳傳訊息給我，她傳訊息給我了！
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Look!
看！
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Whoa
哇！
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Dude, congratulations. You finally did it, man.
恭喜，老兄，你超讚！
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(laughs) Aww, shucks.
(笑) 噢，沒有啦！
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What will you do in France? Uh, I don't know.
你去法國要做什麼？呃，我不知道
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But it's going to be the most romantic experience of my life.
但是這會是我一生中最浪漫的一件事
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(French music playing)
(法式音樂響起)
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(birds chirping) Ahh!
(鳥叫) 啊！
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So, what'd she say?
所以，她說了什麼？
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Oh.
噢
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She says "Hi."
她說：「嗨。」
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Well, say something.
快說點什麼
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Uh, Uh, What do I say?
呃，呃，我應該說什麼？
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Start with a joke. I don't know any jokes.
先說個笑話。我不知道有什麼笑話欸
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Okay, here , here, here. I got one.
好吧，啊，我想到一個了
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Why do French people eat snails?
為什麼法國人吃蝸牛？
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Um, okay.
嗯，然後呢
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Cause they don't like FAST food.
因為他們不喜歡「速」食
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Ha, that's a good one.
哈，這是個不錯的笑話
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Whoa! She likes it!
哇！她喜歡這個笑話欸！
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Man, she sounds like a cool lady.
嘿，她感覺很酷喔
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You're totally in. Okay , okay, now what?
你已經淪陷了！好啦，現在要說什麼？
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Throw in some thingies. Thingies?
放點貼圖。貼圖？
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Yeah, you know, the shapes and stuff.
對啊，你懂的。圖案之類的
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You know? Ice bear's got this.
你知道？阿極會
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♪♪
(音樂)
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You're welcome. Ooh.
謝囉。噢
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She thinks I'm cute.
她覺得我很可愛欸
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Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
哇哈哈！哇哈哈！
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Oh, we did it! You write me in Paris, okay?
噢，我們超厲害！你去巴黎以後一定要寫信給我喔！
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I will, brother.
好兄弟，我會的
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♪♪
(音樂)
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Uh, guys, she's asking me what my job is.
呃，老兄，她問我我的工作是什麼
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She's gonna hate me if I tell her.
如果我告訴她實話，她一定會討厭我
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That I don't really do anything.
因為我其實沒有什麼工作
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Hey, you don't tell her that, man.
嘿，你不用告訴她實話啊
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Help me! All right. Let me do this for you.
幫我！好吧，讓我來幫你
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Hey, hey, where are you going?
嘿嘿，你要去哪裡
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French people love art.
法國人都愛藝術
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What? Stop! What are you doing?
什麼？不要！你在幹嘛？
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No. Don't send it! Stop!
不，不要傳那個！住手！
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(groans)
(哀號)
