I'm your new best friend!

我是你新的最好朋友，

Welcome underground!

歡迎來到地下世界！

Looks like your new!

似乎你是新來的，

Well, lucky for you, kid,

小子你真幸運，

I can show you around!

我可以帶你到處看看

Lots to do, so much to see.

有很多事可以做，也有很多景色

Spread the LOVE,

把「愛」傳揚出去，

Be friends with me!

跟我交朋友吧！

Friends are made with LOVE,

朋友是用愛交回來的

LOVE's spread through pellets.

「愛」是用子彈散佈出去的

Here, I've got a few!

這裏，我有幾顆！

Catch them, why dont'cha?

為何不把它們抓住呢？

Catch all that you can!

把它們通通抓住，

Run into them,

撞進它們，

Y O U F O O L .

你這白癡。

Feeling woozy?

覺得暈陀陀呢？

Good! You're dumb!

很好，你真笨！

You fell down,

你摔倒了，

Now I'll have fun!

現在我玩得可高興呢！

Down here there's one rule,

在這裡只有一條規則，

KILL OR YOU'LL BE KILLED.

殺或者被殺

A lesson you'll soon learn!

一個你將會明白的道理

Levels of Violence,

「暴力等級」 *Levels Of ViolencE, 短寫為"LOVE"*

That's my kind of LOVE!

那就是我等的「愛」 *Levels Of ViolencE, 短寫為"LOVE"*

Spread when I slash & burn!

在我殺戮和燒毀時得到

Take heart, kid,

沒關係，小子

You met your end.

你命終於此

Falling to

死在你真正最好的朋友手下

YOUR TRUE BEST FRIEND!

我不會低頭

I will not bow down,

我不會受苦

I will not suffer,

我從來都不會哭！

I will not ever cry!

這就是你短短旅程的終點

This is the end

再見嚕，小子！

Of your very short path.

受死吧。

Toodle-loo kiddo!

你好！恭喜你，

DIE!

你竟在這裏聽別人唱關於一個電玩遊戲的歌！哈！

Howdy!

如果你喜歡這關於一頭羊在嘗試著收養一個小孩的故事，

And congratulations!

為不訂閱，和在有新歌的時候收到通知呢？

You managed to listen to people singing about a video game! Ha!

最差能差到哪裏呢？

If you enjoyed this story about goats trying to adopt a child,

我只是在開玩笑。

Why not subscribe and be notified when the next song is released!

我絕對清楚地知道最差可以差到哪裏去。

What's the worst that could happen?

再見！

That was rhetorical.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN IS.

Buh-bye!