-You don't? -You do?

-你沒有？-你有喔？

Oh, hey Scott!

喔嗨史考特！

Hoooow's it going? So uh... isn't it Chinese New Year today?

你們還～好嗎？呃，今天不是新年嗎？

Yeah, it is, actually, well, a lot of people also go by "lunar new year", but...

喔對啊，其實很多人會說「農曆新年」啦，但是...

Oh. I'm sorry. You're right. Of course.

喔。抱歉。你是對的，當然

Why don't the three of you take the rest of the day off and celebrate?

要不今天剩下的時間給你們三個放假去慶祝一下？

That's great, thanks Scott!

太棒了，謝啦史考特！

Guys. Do you realize what just happened?

大夥們，你們知道剛剛發生了什麼事嗎？

Yeah bro, happy hour started right... NOW!

知道啊，現在開始就可以去大玩特玩啦！

No no no no no. We just got the day off for a Chinese holiday.

不是啦。我們今天放假只因為這是一個「中國」的節慶

What's your point?

你想說什麼？

New Year's just passed, but just because we put a "Chinese" in front of it,

新年剛過，但是只因為我們在前面加上了「中國」

it becomes a whole new holiday that we celebrate, and...

這就變成一個我們自己在慶祝的節日，然後...

And get off work for!

然後可以拿來當作不工作的理由！

Dude, this could be the single greatest cultural breakthrough in occupational history!

兄弟啊，這可能是職業史上最偉大的文化突破創舉啊！

Seriously, I mean think about it.

真的啦，想一下啊

If Ali Haji over there said that he was leaving because it was... Mexican labor day, you wouldn't doubt it.

如果坐那邊的 Ali Haji 說他今天不來上班因為今天是墨西哥勞動日，你不會懷疑啊！

-No! -They already have their own independence day!

-不會啊！-他們已經有自己的獨立紀念日了耶！

And if Pou just said that, you know... there was a Indian version of Christmas, we'd believe it.

然後如果 Pou 說他們有個印度版聖誕節，我們也會相信他啊

Definitely!

完全會！

Think of how many holidays there are that we can just say that there's a Chinese version of!

想一想啊大家，我們可以說一堆節日都有中國版本啊！

Dude, Columbus Day. Chinese Columbus Day. "Co-lam-ba!"

哥倫布日啊，中國哥倫布日。哥—倫—布！

-Chinese Valentines Day! -Ah, that... they already have one.

-中國情人節！-呃這個他們已經有了

They don't know that.

他們又不知道

I have some cousins in Vancouver, can we do Canadian holidays, too?

我在溫哥華有表兄弟姐妹，我們也來想一些加拿大節慶好不好？

Like Chinese Boxing Day.

像是中國節禮日

Why not? I mean, Chinese Mardi Gras, Chinese St. Patrick's Day, Chinese Cinco de Mayo...

可以啊，中國狂歡節，中國聖派翠克節，中國五月五日節...

Dude, we could party all the way through Spring!

我們整個春天都可以開趴耶！

And I'm not even Chinese.

我甚至不是中國人！

Yes!!

耶斯！

-Happy Chinese Easter, every one! -Right, hahaha!

-大家，中國復活節快樂！-對吼，哈哈哈

Ah, I'm sorry, that deal was for a Fourth of July sale, which was two weeks ago.

啊抱歉，這個特價只有美國獨立紀念日的時候有，那是兩個禮拜前的事了

Oh ok. Well, I mean, you know what today is though, right?

喔好的。但我是說，你知道今天是什麼日子吧？

Happy Chinese Fourth of July!

中國國慶日（美國獨立紀念日）快樂！

Who do you think invented fireworks?

你覺得是誰發明了煙火呢？

Happy Chinese Halloween!

中國萬聖節快樂！

-Andrew. -Hey, Scott.

-安德魯 -嘿，史考特

-You're two hours late. -Yeah, it's Chinese Daylight Savings.

-你遲到了兩小時你知道嗎？-對啊，今天有中國日光節約時間

Right, right.

喔對，對

Happy Chinese Thanksgiving!

中國感恩節快樂！

-Works for me! -謝謝！

-聽起來不錯啊！-謝謝！

Happy Chinese Christmas!

中國聖誕節快樂！

Hey hey hey guys, happy Chinese Christmas!

嘿嘿嘿，中國聖誕節快樂！

Chinese Christmas? That's a thing now?

中國聖誕節？有人在過這個喔？

It's based off the lunar calendar.

喔這是根據陰歷的啦

Guess what today is...

猜猜今天是什麼日...

Oh, hi.

喔，嗨

Hey. Where's Scott?

嘿。史考特在哪呢？

Oh, Scott, he got fired last week. Well, "let go".

喔，史考特啊，他上禮拜被炒魷魚了。應該說「遣返」才對啦

Apparently, productivity in this office was pretty awful.

很明顯的，這個辦公室的生產力挺低落的

I'm his replacement.

我是來替代他的

That's great!

很棒啊！

So what's up?

所以... 有什麼事嗎？

Oh. We just wanted to let you know that today is...

喔。我們只是想跟你說今天是...

Who's ready for Chinese Martin... woah, woah.

你們準備好慶祝中國馬丁路... 噢噢

Just want to say hi, and, welcome!

就來打個招呼這樣，然後歡迎。

-We should probably sit this one out. -Probably.

-我們這次可能要乖一點了 -應該吧

But we're still on for Chinese Yom Kippur, right?

但我們還是要慶祝中國贖罪日吧？

Hell yeah.

廢話！

Hey everyone, let us know in the comments below.

嘿各位，在下面的留言讓我們知道一下

What national holiday you would exploit with your culture?

你們會怎麼用你們的文化來找藉口放更多假？

Just kidding. Just kidding.

開玩笑的。開玩笑的啦

Don't do that, do not do what just happened in the video, you will not get away with it.

不要這麼做，不要學影片裡的東西，做了會出事的

But check out these other videos, we think you will like them,

但是看看其他影片吧，我們覺得你們會喜歡

be sure to subscribe for more sketches,

記得訂閱才看得到更多輕鬆小品

and we hope you guys have a very happy, Chinese/lunar New Year.

希望你們有個非常開心的中國／農曆新年

-恭喜發財。-新年快樂。