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  • All right, here's my question, how many of you are on Facebook?

    好的,我今天的問題是:你們之中有多少人有使用 Facebook?

  • A lot of you on Facebook?

    很多人嗎?

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [鼓掌]

  • I don't know what's going on with this timeline thing that now that's going.

    我不知道現在那個動態時報到底是要幹麻

  • I don't like it 'cause it makes it harder to go through the pages.

    它讓我很難查別人的個人頁面,我不喜歡

  • And it's what I've been doing all day long, before you got here.

    你們來這之前我整天都在查你們的個人頁面

  • I needed to see who was coming to my show.

    我需要知道有誰要上我的節目

  • I want to show you what I've found

    給你們看看我從你們之中某些人的個人頁面

  • from some of you folks here today.

    看到了什麼

  • Where is Jared Hanson, where are you?

    誰是 Jared Hanson?你在哪兒?

  • Jared?

    Jared?

  • There's that vote of confidence that I'm looking for.

    我就是在尋找這種自信心!

  • Hello.

    哈囉

  • So do you have any compromising photos that you think I might not want to see?

    你有沒有 po 什麼不想讓我看到的照片?

  • Umm...Not that I know of.

    呃,我不記得有

  • Really?

    真的嗎?

  • I just wanna ask you about this particular photo right here.

    那我想問你關於這張照片的事

  • You're talking to someone.

    你在跟別人視訊

  • No!!

    不~~~

  • Let's zoom in on this little area right here.

    我們來放大左上角這一塊

  • No!!!

    不!!!

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [鼓掌]

  • Yeah.

  • So Jared, what's going on with that area there?

    所以,Jared,這邊發生什麼事啊

  • It looks like a fig leaf of some sort.

    看起來像某種無花果葉

  • I was Adam for Halloween, and my friend was Eve.

    我萬聖節時喬裝成雅當,我朋友是夏娃

  • All right, you were Adam, and then, can we zoom out to see what Eve looks like?

    好,你是雅當,那我們看一下夏娃長什麼樣子好嗎?

  • I was a bit more committed.

    我比較融入扮裝之中

  • Yeah, I don't think that's really what Eve looked like,

    對,從我看過的一些圖片判斷

  • from the pictures I've seen.

    我覺得夏娃應該不是長那樣

  • All right, so, she looks like she's looking right at the fig leaf,

    而且他看起來像在直視你的無花果葉

  • if you look at her eyes.

    如果你順著她的視線看的話

  • Aye Caramba!

    唉·卡藍芭(註:中南美普遍使用的驚嘆語)

  • All right, well thank you for letting us, or you didn't let us, I just did it.

    好啦,謝謝你讓我——其實你沒有讓我,我自己就做了

  • Thank you.

    謝謝

  • Where is Katie Gallagher, where are you?

    Katie Gallagher 在哪裡?

  • Hi, Katie.

    嗨 Katie

  • Hi.

  • How are you?

    你好嗎?

  • I'm Fine.

    很好

  • How's it going?

    最近如何呢?

  • Awesome, how are you?

    很讚,你呢?

  • Awesome as well.

    我也是

  • Do you know which picture I'm gonna show of yours?

    你知道我要秀出哪張你的照片嗎?

  • I have no idea.

    完全不知道

  • All right, well here's what,

    好的,其實呢

  • I'm a firm believer that you should never stop learning.

    我非常相信每個人都不能停止學習

  • You should always, always grow as a human being.

    身為人類,你應該不斷成長

  • You should learn things in life,

    應該用生命不斷的學習

  • and it appears you're taking a class here, let's take a look.

    這張照片看起來像你在上一堂課

  • All right.

    好的

  • I assume it's a class, but.

    我直覺判定是在上課啦,但⋯⋯

  • Yeah, yes, it's a class.

    對、對,是在上課

  • It was a class?

    是一堂課?

  • A pole dancing class.

    鋼管舞課

  • It was a pole dancing, exactly.

    對,是鋼管舞

  • So here is another move of yours that is on here.

    這是另一張你 po 在網路上的照片

  • One of the all-time sexy moves.

    其中一種空前的性感舞步

  • When you see that, that's when the money comes out, when some one is-

    當你看到這個姿勢時,就是錢被掏出口袋的時候,當一個人在——

  • Just holding on like a

    抓得像這樣

  • All right, and then of course, the big finish here.

    好的,當然,最後的完美結束

  • All right, so when you're leaving today, if anyone needs change or singles, I think Katie has singles.

    大家今天要離開的時候,如果需要零錢,我想 Katie 有很多零錢

  • All right,

    好的

  • where is-

    你們在哪裡?

  • Lisa Sowatski and Jackie Hanson?

    Lisa Sowatski 和 Jackie Hanson?

  • Where are y'all?

    你們在哪呢?

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • Everybody, for posting the pictures you post, y'all are all so shy.

    你們大家敢 po 這種照片,但現在又那麼害羞

  • It's just, it's so easy to do that when you're at home, going, that would be good to put on there.

    在家做什麼都很簡單對吧?你們就想說,對!po 這個很棒!

  • Are you, you're two friends?

    你們兩個是朋友嗎?

  • -Yep. -How long have y'all known each other?

    -對的 -認識多久了呢?

  • -Eight years? -Eight years.

    -八年? -八年

  • -How long? -Eight years.

    -多久? -八年

  • Eight years.

    八年

  • And you took a picture that is,

    妳們拍了一張

  • it's really sweet. What were y'all doing in this picture?

    很溫馨的照片,你們在照片裡在幹麻?

  • Let me, tell me.

    告訴我一下

  • I don't remember meeting you ever and-

    我完全不記得有遇到你們過

  • She did it.

    她做的

  • That, okay.

    那個、好啦

  • What was it?

    什麼?

  • She requested tickets to the Ellen Show

    她說她想要艾倫秀的票

  • for her birthday which is today, by the way.

    當作生日禮物——她今天生日

  • And she got them, and I was so excited,

    然後她收到了,我很興奮

  • and my husband let me know early that we got the tickets.

    而且我的老公提早讓我知道我們得到票了

  • So that was her valentine from me and,

    所以這是我送他的禮物,還有

  • don't you remember we were on the red carpet with you?

    你不記得我們有跟你一起走紅毯嗎?

  • I do not remember it and

    我不記得,而且

  • the photoshopping is probably the worst I've ever seen in my-

    你的修圖技術大概是我人生中看過

  • In my life.

    最爛的

  • Like, but it's also an older picture from,

    而且還是很舊的照片

  • I don't know when that is from,

    不知道是什麼時候的

  • so you need an updated picture. Come on down,

    所以你需要一張新的!下來吧

  • let's take a picture together.

    我們一起照張相

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  • Hi.

  • Nice to meet you.

    很高興認識你

  • Hi, hi.

    嗨、嗨

  • Good to see you again.

    很高興又看到你

  • You too.

    你也是

  • Yeah, great.

    對,很棒

  • All right, let's take a picture.

    好,我們來照張相吧

  • - All right. -Thank you.

    -好了 -謝謝

  • Go post that one.

    去 po 這張吧!

  • All right, all right.

    好的、好的

  • Where is Megan Wise, Megan where are you?

    Megan Wise 在哪裡?

  • Hi, Megan.

    嗨 Megan

  • Hi.

  • How you doing?

    你過得怎麼樣?

  • Good, how are you?

    很好,你呢?

  • I'm fantastic, thank you.

    我過很棒,謝謝

  • Megan, who are you here with?

    Megan,你今天跟誰來呢?

  • My mom and my sister.

    我媽跟我妹妹

  • Your mom and sister, hi.

    媽媽跟妹妹,嗨

  • Do they follow you on Facebook?

    他們跟你是 Facebook 好友嗎?

  • Yeah.

    是呀

  • -I don't. -My sister, yeah.

    -我不是 -我妹是

  • Your mom does not?

    你媽不是?

  • -No. -Okay.

    -不是 -好

  • Hi mom.

    嗨媽媽

  • Hi.

  • You're about to see something right now.

    你準備要看到很精彩的東西囉

  • Do you know what I'm gonna show?

    你知道我要秀哪張嗎?

  • I have no idea.

    完全不知道

  • Really? You have that many photos that would be-

    真的?你有這麼多照片可以秀?

  • It's a possibility.

    有這個可能性

  • All right, well anyway, I just am curious, again,

    好的,我只是很好奇

  • I don't know who thinks of these things.

    我不知道誰會想出這種東西

  • And you go, yeah, all right,

    然後又會想說,好啊

  • well, let's just take a look.

    好啦,我們先來看看

  • Sorry mom.

    對不起,媽媽

  • All right, first of all,

    首先

  • First of all.

    首先

  • How much better do the rest of you feel right now?

    你們其他人現在應該感覺超好吧?

  • Because-

    因為

  • All right, so first of all you go, hey,

    首先你會說,嘿

  • I got an idea.

    我想到一個點子

  • Then somebody goes, I have

    然後另一個人會說

  • let's get a camera.

    我們拿相機拍吧!

  • And then someone says, let's post it.

    又會有人說,我們 po 上網!

  • So who is this with you?

    所以跟你在照片裡的是誰呢?

  • That is my friend Mary Ellen.

    是我的朋友 Mary Ellen

  • -Your friend Mary Ellen, and -She probably hates me right now.

    -你的朋友 Mary Ellen -她現在應該恨我

  • You what?

    什麼?

  • She probably hates me right now.

    她現在應該恨我

  • Did she not know this was, she must know it's up here.

    他不知道這、她一定知道這在網路上吧

  • She's seen it, she's seen it.

    她看過、她看過

  • A lot of people have seen it now.

    很多人都看過了

  • All right, how about that mom,

    好啦,媽媽你覺得怎樣

  • there's your daughter.

    你的女兒拍這種照片

  • A proud parent moment.

    是一個做父母的驕傲時刻

  • So proud.

    非常驕傲

  • So proud.

    非常驕傲

  • All right, well if I showed your picture today, you're all getting an iPad.

    好的,如果我今天有秀出你的照片,你會帶著一台 iPad 回家

All right, here's my question, how many of you are on Facebook?

好的,我今天的問題是:你們之中有多少人有使用 Facebook?

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