She's a business woman really and she's an author and a model and she's featured in the Victoria Secret fashion show thats airing tomorrow night at 10 on CBS... Really!?

她是個商業女性 她是個作家和模特 她在明晚10點在CBS播出的維多利亞祕密時裝秀上有特色...真的嗎？

You hear that!? Victoria secret fashion show is on CBS tomorrow!

你聽到了嗎？ -維多利亞祕密時裝秀明天在CBS播出！維多利亞祕密時裝秀明天在CBS播出！

Thats fantastic..

這真是太棒了...

Its like.. things are looking up around here right!

就像... ... 這裡的情況正在好轉！

im single!

我是單身！

Yeah you.. ooooohh ooooohh

是的，你... ... ooooohh ooooohh。

Miranda Kerr everybody!,

米蘭達-可兒，各位！

Great, welcome Miranda you look absolutely lovely, like really very nice indeed!

太好了，歡迎米蘭達，你看起來絕對可愛，像真的非常漂亮確實！

Thankyou!

謝謝你！

I dont know if anyone has ever told you before but you are reasonably attractive young lady

我不知道是否有人告訴過你，但你是相當有吸引力的年輕女士。

Thank you, and you are very handsome too

謝謝你，而且你也很帥氣

You've got to put a bit more effort behind saying it

你得多花點心思說出來啊

Your a very handsome man!

你是個很帥的男人！

a little bit more..

稍微多一點...

I think that we should take our kids out on a playdate together

我覺得我們應該帶著孩子們一起出去遊玩

Yeah thats safe and... What age are your kids?

是的，這很安全，而且... 你的孩子多大了？

I have a son, and he's around the same age as your son..

我有一個兒子，他和你兒子的年齡差不多。

Well my youngest boy is 2 and then i have another one whos... you cant have an 11 year old thats impossible!?

我最小的兒子才兩歲，然後我還有一個... 你不可能有一個11歲的孩子，這不可能！？

Well mine's going to be 2 in January

嗯，我的'的將是2一月

Oh yes! Mines going to be 2 in January too,

哦，是的！我的孩子也將在1月滿2歲。

lets get them together and put them in a band!

讓我們把他們聚集在一起，把他們在一個樂隊！

Oh! My son can play the piano

哦，我兒子會彈鋼琴

My son can play the piano better than your son

我兒子彈琴比你兒子彈得好

Oh im not sure about that!?

哦，我不確定！

Maybe we should set them in a piano playing race! How can he play the piano at 2??

也許我們應該讓他們進行一場鋼琴演奏比賽!他怎麼能在兩歲的時候彈鋼琴呢？

Ok Well he cant really play the piano but he walked into this playdate thing,

好吧，他不會彈鋼琴，但他走進了這個遊戲約會的事情。

and when we walked into the room the first thing he went to was the piano. And he got up there and just ...

當我們走進房間的時候，他首先去的是鋼琴。 他站在那裡，只是... ...

And it was a little mini piano, a kids one.

而且是一架小型的小鋼琴，是兒童用的。

And he got up there and just started playing, and i was like WOW!

他站在那裡，剛開始玩， 我當時就想哇！

Thats what Ritchie did, thats the same story!

這就是裡奇所做的，這也是同樣的故事!

It does run in my family though, its in our blood.

這確實是我的家族，雖然，它在我們的血液中運行。

Do you play the piano?

你會彈鋼琴嗎？

I do, a little..

我有一點...

A little piano? or you play the piano a little??

小小的鋼琴嗎，還是說你會彈一點鋼琴？

A little piano!

一個小鋼琴！

Thats adorable!!

可愛的是！

My grandmother is amazing and my...

我的奶奶很厲害，我的... ...

Mine too, but she doesnt play the piano...

我的也是，但她不會彈鋼琴... ...

Well you come on here saying your kids better than my kid!, your grandmothers better than my grandmother! Who the hell do you think you are!

你在這裡說你的孩子比我的孩子好，你的奶奶比我的奶奶好！ 你以為你是誰！

I come from down under ha ha ha

我是從下面來的哈哈哈

Australia?

澳洲？

Aussie aussie aussie

澳洲人 澳洲人 澳洲人

Do you know that 'Kerr' is a scottish name ?

你知道'Kerr'是一個蘇格蘭名字嗎？

Yes it is! I have scottish and irish in my ancestry

是的，它是！我的祖先中有蘇格蘭人和愛爾蘭人。我的祖先中有蘇格蘭人和愛爾蘭人。

Are you fond of whisky?

你喜歡喝威士忌嗎？

No but I like Guiness

沒有，但我喜歡吉尼斯

Well guiness is good..

好吧，guiness是好的...

if you like that sort of thing. I dont know if I can say that on TV but i used to enjoy guiness immensly before i stopped..

如果你喜歡這樣的事情。我不知道如果我可以說，在電視上，但我用享受guiness巨大之前，我停止... ...

Yes....Oh and now what is your preferred drink?

是的......哦，現在你喜歡喝什麼？

Tea

茶葉

Oh what kind of tea?

哦，什麼樣的茶？

oh i like an 'Early Grey'really

哦，我喜歡一個'早期的灰色'真的。

I like an early grey too

我也喜歡早期的灰色

Oh do you really! I think we'll get along nice actually! yeah!

哦，真的嗎!其實我覺得我們會相處得很好的！是啊。

Earl grey

伯爵灰

Earl grey or a bit of 'danjeering' maybe, you like a bit of Darjeeling?

伯爵灰或有點'danjeering'也許，你喜歡一點大吉嶺？

No, no..

不，不...

What the hell! you think your grandmothers better than my grandmother!

你以為你奶奶比我奶奶好嗎？

ha ha lets just have a 'playdate' and then we can just drink some tea and

哈哈，讓我們只是有一個'遊戲日期&39;，然後我們可以只喝一些茶和

Wait, you, im one of your girlfriends now huh!?

等等，你，我現在是你的女朋友了？

When did I become this non-threatening?? Thats awful but great at the same time.

我什麼時候變得這麼沒有威脅性了？太可怕了，但同時也很好。

Oh i think its lovely, yeah well your babies American then..

哦，我覺得它的可愛，是啊，你的寶寶美國，然後... ...

Yeah he was born here in L.A

是啊，他是在洛杉磯出生的

Mine too

我也是

My husbands English

我丈夫的英語

Okay

好吧，我知道了

So my son has got you know..

所以我的兒子已經得到了你知道...

He's English, Australian and American, oh he's going to do well.

他'是英國人，澳大利亞人和美國人，哦，他'會做得很好。

Do you like..

你喜歡...

In the fashion show tomorrow night are you walking up and down with your underwear on?

明晚的時裝秀上，你是不是穿著內褲上下走動？

I am, and i have some wings on as well

我是，我也有一些翅膀。

yeah, i think ive seen one of those things

是的，我想我已經看到了其中的一個東西。

Yeah

是啊，是啊

Yeahs thats quite a look...

是啊，那是相當的外觀... ...

Well its something different, you dont see it everyday..

嗯，它的東西是不同的，你不是每天都能看到它。

Do you ever get embarrassed? Do you get embarrassed walking around with that kind of thing?

你有沒有感到尷尬？你帶著這種東西走來走去會不會覺得尷尬？

To be honest i dont get embarressed but what i do find is that if i have friends or my husband in the audience watching..

說實話，我不會感到尷尬，但我發現如果我有朋友或我的丈夫在觀眾席上觀看... ...

Yeah.. I get "oh my goodness" its a little embarrassing cause its like..

是啊，我得到了"哦，我的天啊"它有點尷尬，因為它像... ...

Your husband has presumably seen you in your underwear before...?

你丈夫大概見過你穿內褲的樣子吧？

He has ...

他已經...

but its diffferent because im parading it in front of everyone else, not just him you know..

但它的不同之處在於我在其他人面前展示它，而不僅僅是他，你知道... ...

So, like at home do you walk up and down in your underwear for you husband?

那麼，就像在家裡你會穿著內褲為你的丈夫上下走動嗎？

Sometimes

有時

Cause that makes you the most awesome wife in America.

因為這讓你成為美國最棒的妻子。

Sometimes Yeah i do

有時候是的

Nice, thats nice

很好，很好

You know.. lets bring the topic back to my grandmother

你知道... ... 讓我們把話題帶回我奶奶身上吧

OK?

好嗎？

Here we go.. you and your grandmother..

來吧 你和你奶奶...

She said to me about men.. men are very visual,

她對我說，關於男人... ...男人是很有視覺衝擊力的。

so don't forget that everyday to just put a little make-up on. Put on some nice underwear and you'll keep your husband. Thats what she told me.

所以不要忘了，每天只要化點妝。穿上一些漂亮的內衣，你'就能保住你的丈夫。 這是她告訴我的。

You know i think that there's truth in that, and when i say that i mean..

你知道，我認為，有'的真理， 當我說，我的意思是... ...

... for me. I cant speak for all men but i think men are visual. Arent women visual too though?

...對我來說。我不能代表所有的男人，但我認為男人是視覺的。女人不是也有視覺嗎？

No.. women need to be mentally stimulated

不... 女人需要精神上的刺激

I see, you delight...

我明白了，你很高興...

I also like your horse

我也喜歡你的馬

You like my horse?

你喜歡我的馬？

Yeah ... I grew up with horses

是啊...我是和馬一起長大的

In a stable?

在穩定的?

We didnt actually have a stable, he was in a paddock

我們其實沒有馬廄，他在圍場裡。

Oh i thought you like were raised by horses...

我還以為你是被馬養大的...

No i grew up riding horses

不，我是騎馬長大的

Oh see thats a great thing, are you going to teach your kid to ride horses?

哦，明白了，這是件好事，你要教你的孩子騎馬嗎？

Yeah.. But when he's finished with the piano?

是的，但當他完成了鋼琴的演奏？

Once he's done with the piano i think i might teach him to ride a horse.

一旦他完成了鋼琴的學習，我想我可能會教他騎馬。

I like it

我喜歡它

Yeah me too, i know some horses..

是啊，我也是，我知道一些馬... ...

I've had a lot of fun on the back of a horse

我在馬背上玩得很開心。

What are you talking about....???

你在說什麼......？

Now im blushing

現在我臉紅了

Yeah, listen your blushing, your walking around in your underwear but this is what makes you blush??

是啊，聽著你的臉紅，你穿著內褲走來走去，但這就是讓你臉紅的原因嗎？

Alright We're out of time, you want a piece of fruit?

好吧，我們'出的時間，你想一塊水果？

oh, yeah okay, i'll take the apple..

哦，是的，好吧，我'會採取蘋果... ...

Really? Theres some coconuts here..

真的嗎？這裡有一些椰子...

ooh i love coconuts

哦，我愛椰子

I like coconuts too, would you like me to smash it for you?

我也喜歡椰子，要不要我幫你砸？

No, do you know your blood type?

不，你知道你的血型嗎？

Yes..

是啊...

What is it?

什麼事？

i think its 'O'

我想其'O&#39。

Well you should have a banana cause bananas are good for your blood type. Just saying.. just putting it out there

你應該吃一根香蕉，因為香蕉對你的血型有好處。只是說... 只是把它放在那裡

So!.. let me get this straight..

所以... ...讓我把話說清楚...

your kids better than my kid, your granmothers better than my grandmother and i should have a banana..

你的孩子比我的孩子好， 你的祖母比我的祖母好 我應該有一個香蕉... ...

just.. yeah

只是...

Well whats your blood type?

那你的血型是什麼？

Im an 'A' im an 'A' positive

我是一個&#39；A＆39；我是一個&#39；A＆39；積極。

yeah.. yes you are.

是的... 是的，你是。

So what kind of fruit should you have then?

那你應該吃什麼水果呢？

apple

蘋

Well have an apple then, thats a little tiny apple.

那就吃個蘋果吧，那是一個小小的蘋果。

It would look nice sitting on your little piano

坐在你的小鋼琴上一定很好看

yeah. it smells good

是的，聞起來很香

Its an apple..

這是一個蘋果...

Miranda Kerr everybody, give her a hand clap!

米蘭達-可兒 大家給她鼓掌！