I'm your host Chris Chappell.

我是節目主持人 Chris Chappell

Spies.

間諜

They're everywhere.

他們無處不在

"As first reported by the New York Times,

「紐約時報率先報導過

the Chinese government has deployed spies inside the US."

中國政府曾在美國境內部署間諜。」

Uhhh, no, I'm not talking about the surge of Chinese spies in the US.

呃，不，我說的不是大批滲透美國的間諜

I'm talking about spies inside China.

我是指中國境內的間諜

Hostile foreign forces.

來自外部的敵人

And believe me,

相信我

I should know.

這我很熟悉

Spies in China are out of control,

中國境內的間諜已經失控

as you may have seen from this recent documentary.

你可以從最近這部紀錄片中看的出來

And the Chinese people must be vigilant against these foreign spies.

中國人民必須對這群外國間諜心生警惕

Fortunately the Communist Party's days of helplessness are over.

幸好中國共產黨無助的日子已經過去

No longer will spies be able to freely walk down the streets of China without consequence.

間諜這下可不能毫無牽掛自行遊走在中國街頭

Because according to Xinhua News Agency,

因為根據新華社報導

China has created a hotline you can call to report on spies.

中國新增了一條專線讓你可以撥號舉發間諜

Now, I know what you're thinking…

我知道你心裡怎麼想

"But what about your phone bill?

電話帳單不會有問題嗎？

Oh don't be silly, just dial…

別傻了，只要撥打

12339.

12-339 專線

That's right. Just dial 12-3-3-9 to report a spy.

沒錯，只要撥打 12-339 就能夠舉發間諜

And don't worry,

別擔心

making false accusations against people is illegal so there's no way this could devolve

隨意指控他人是違法的，所以不可能引發

into some kind of Hitler Youth thing.

希特勒青年軍這類事件

But how do you spot a spy?

但你要如何找出間諜？

Well, as someone from the hotline told the New York Times,

舉發專線處人員告訴紐約時報

"Anyone can be a spy. And anyone can also not be a spy."

「每個人都有可能是間諜 每個人都有可能不是間諜。」

You see? All you have to do is separate out the spies from the not spies.

瞧見沒？你只要區分間諜跟非間諜即可

Here, let's take a look at a typical scenario.

請觀看以下這段典型的情況

"Excuse me, do you happen to know any national secrets?"

「抱歉，你不會碰巧知道任何國家機密吧？」

Can you tell who's the spy in this scenario?

你能看出這段影片中誰是間諜嗎？

Why of course the young woman is.

當然是這位年輕女子

Why else would she be standing here instead on the hotline reporting a suspicious looking

她幹嘛站在這裡而不是去 撥打專線舉發模樣可疑的

foreigner?

外國人士？

How about this one?

這段呢？

Haha, wessels.

哈，戰艦

But if you're still confused,

如果你還是滿腦子疑惑

last year, the China Folk Counterespionage Manual,

去年，《中國民間防諜手冊》

whose origin is dubious,

儘管來源並不可信

began circulating on the Chinese Internet.

開始在中國網路上盛傳

And it has some useful tips for weeding out spies.

當中提供了一些剷除間諜的有用技巧

For example...do you know any "socially active students?"

舉例來說，你認識任何 「熱衷參與社會運動的學生嗎？」

They're probably spies.

他們很可能就是間諜

The most nefarious of which are the "illogical science majors" who get emotional about politics.

其中最要命的莫過於「主修科學卻邏輯不清」 熱衷政治的學生

Why would science majors care about politics, hmm?

主修科學的學生何以對政治感興趣？

Remember the last time illogical students showed an interest in politics?

還記得上次邏輯不清的學生 對政治展現興致那件事嗎？

Of course you don't remember,

你當然不會記得

because you're a good Chinese citizen who doesn't who doesn't listen to online rumors

因為你是奉公守法的中國百姓 絕對不會任意聽信網路上關於

about alleged massacres.

屠殺指控的謠言

And clearly, China's new hotline is working,

顯然，中國的新專線的確有在運作

because when the New York Times called on Monday at 4:30 pm,

因為紐約時報在星期一下午四點三十分致電該熱線

they were told they were the only call of the day.

專線人員告知他們是當天唯一的一通電話

See? No more spies. Mission accomplished.

瞧？沒有間諜出沒，任務達成

So what do you think about China's new spy hotline?

你對中國舉發間諜的專線有何看法？

Have any tips you'd like to offer about spotting spies?

有任何訣竅可以提供給我們揪出間諜嗎？

Leave them in the comment section below.

歡迎將意見留在下面的留言板

But if you think this whole spy thing is just a witch hunt,

要是你認為這整件間諜事件 不過是虛有其名的獵巫行動

well in India,

在印度

witch hunts are actually a thing.

可真有獵巫這檔事

Check out this video from Seeker Daily.

這是從 Seeker Daily 節錄出的片段

"The mob rushed into Orang's house and dragged her out,

「暴民入侵歐蘭的家，將她拖出屋外

took her to a nearby stream,

帶往附近一條溪流

almost stripped her naked,

幾乎扒光她身上的衣物

and beheaded her in broad daylight"

在光天化日之下，砍去她的頭」

Her accuser was self-proclaimed goddess.

她的指控者自稱是位女神

Once again I'm Chris Chappell, see you next time.

我是 Chris Chappell 下次再見