G: Red or black?

紅色定黑色?

All: Red. Ash: Black.

All: 紅 Ash: 黑

G: Sorry, Ashley's going to be the one to take it off of me later.

唔好意思, Ashley係遲啲幫我除衫嗰個

Ash: I'll take it off of you right now. G: Oh yeah?

我依家就可以幫你除 真係?

Ash: Yeah. G: Oh yeah?

係呀 真係?

Ash: Yeah!

係呀!

All: Hey, you wanna go get mani pedi with the option of a sea salt scrub for only 8

喂, 你哋想唔想去修手腳甲, 加多8蚊有個海鹽磨砂

extra dollars? G: Sorry, Ashley and I already got a mani pedi and

對唔住, 我同Ashley去咗修甲啦

a couple's massage for only $79.95. All: But that was our special thing!

有個情侶按摩只係$79.95咋 但係呢樣係我哋一齊嘅嘢

G: You never want to get a couple's massage with me.

你都唔想同我去做情侶按摩

Ash: I would do anything with you. G: Yeah?

我同你做咩都得 係?

Ash: Yeah.

係

All: I'm so happy we're having ladies' night. I just wanna watch bad movies and

好開心今日係女生之夜. 我想睇爛片同食爆谷

eat popcorn. Ash: I've been wanting to see "Blue is the

我想睇”藍色是最溫暖的顏色”好耐

Warmest Color". Ash: Oh, I actually thought we could watch

呀, 我諗我哋可以睇套喜劇

a comedy, maybe, uh, Reese Witherspoon's "How Do You Know," I bet no one here's

麗絲·韋花絲潘套"How Do You Know"

seen that.

呢度肯定無人睇過

Okay, well, you guys have the remote, so I'm just gonna... alright, yep, uh just

Ok, 個遙控晌你哋到....

gonna get, oh there we go. Okay. There we go, thank you.

我就..... 好.... 嗯.....埋黎拎...ok, 我拎到啦, 唔該曬

sigh This is the wrong remote.

(嘆氣)呢個係另一個遙控

G: Allison, none of that's going to happen.

Allison, 呢啲事唔會發生

All: You're not going to ditch me to do all our friend stuff with your new

你唔會掉低我, 去同新女朋友做我哋啲活動

girlfriend because she's also a girl and lets you touch her taco?

佢又係女仔, 而且俾你掂佢"包包"?

G: Okay, you were so close to getting the lesbian lingo right. (door knocks) All of

ok, 你差少少就講o岩同性戀啲術語 (敲門)

those were fantasies, none of it is going to happen. You're going to love Ashley.

全部只係幻想. 唔會發生架. 你一定會鍾意Ashley

Ash: Hi. G: Hey.

Hi Hey

All: So nice to meet you!

好開心見到你

Please don't have sex in my room.

唔該唔好晌我間房做愛

(groovy music)

(有趣嘅音樂)

All: Hey, d'you wanna watch a movie with us?

喂, 你想唔想同我哋睇戲?

G: You two are a disgusting display of heteronormative love.

你哋兩個異性戀愛得好核突

What are you watching?

你哋去睇咩?

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