Name: 不能停止的笑！｜谷歌爭霸賽 (CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! | Google Feud)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:41:12.000Z
Duration: 6 min 55 s

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Google Feud.

哈囉大家好，我是Markiplier 歡迎來到Google Feud

The game where YOU try to guess what Google is gonna guess when YOU'RE trying to look up porn.

一款當你要找A片時，讓你猜Google搜尋結果的遊戲

Unless you're not looking up porn.. and if you're not, what're you doing with your life?

除非你沒有要找A片‥ 而如果你沒有，你的人生還有什麼意義？！

拜託！不然網路還能用來做什麼…

So I, my favorite category is 'people' and not any of the other ones. I'll do the other ones to show you what they

我最喜歡的類別是＂人＂而不是其他的任何一個。 我之後還會再玩其他類別

are, but my favorite is people, because they're relatable human problems, that we humans have to experience,

但我最喜歡的是＂人＂ 因為他存在著能引起共鳴，我們必須經歷的人類問題

in our hu-man lives, with our hu-man limbs!

在我們人類的生活中，用我們人類的四肢

[giggling] Dammit, God damn it.. I told myself I wasn't gonna start it off this way!

該死，天啊。我告訴自己不會這樣起頭的

I JUST said this was #relatable bullshit! You're gonna give me THIS assetry?

我才剛說這是＃能引起共鳴的屁話，你就這樣給我這些荒謬的東西？

God, I gotta know what the internet wants. I gotta speak the internet lingo! It's very stuplistic language!

天阿我得知道網路想要什麼，我得說網路術語。 那是一個超簡化的語言！

'How to look' cool! Also known as less stupid. BAM!

如何看起來酷！也就是比較不愚蠢。 BAM！

'How to look older, pretty, younger, skinny'.. [laughing] 'for bed bugs'..

如何看起來蒼老、漂亮、年輕、瘦…尋找臭蟲…

'I wanna buy a [singing] SNOWMAAN!  Fuck.

I wanna buy a car! I wanna buy a house! I wanna buy a dog! I wanna buy a cat! Fuuck..

我想買一台車！我想買一棟房子！我想買一隻狗！ 我想買一隻貓！ 乾！！

[laughing] I wanna buy... I WANNA BUY A WIFE! DAMN IT!

我想要買…我想買一個老婆！該死！

'I wanna buy a timeshare.. gun, boat.. tin-' Tiny! Tiny house! I wanna buy an itty bitty house, for Tiny Box Tim

我想要買一個分時渡假房、槍、船 迷你！迷你屋！我想要買小小屋，給小箱箱Tim住

to live in. Just an itty bitty one. It'll be adorable.

就小小的一個，一定會很口愛＜３

'My best friend is a' [singing] SNOWMAAN!

＂我最好的朋友是＂一個雪人～

Aw fuck, come on. [laughing] That makes me look bad, oh no!

噢乾。這樣我看起來好壞。噢不！

'My best friend is a' cool guy. [laughing] Damn it.

＂我最好的朋友是＂一個很酷的傢伙。該死

'Is a guy, girl' who- Why would you need to look this up??

…是一個男人、女孩。誰、為什麼你們需要搜尋這個？

This isn't a Google worthy phrase! Alright, fine. You know what, whatever.

這不是一個值得Google的句子！好吧，算了。 你知道嗎，管他的

[laughing] Oh my God.. oh my God, that was one of 'em..

我的天啊…我的老天，那是其中一個

Man, this is talking about my friends a lot. 'My friends are all'..

天，我說了我朋友不少。 ＂我的朋友都＂

喝掛了？喝掛了而我討厭這間夜店？

God, I gotta think more millennial. I gotta be more millennial on this..

'How to get rich off' [evil voice] YOUR FAMILY.

痾…如何靠利用奴工致富！我得把字拼對

Eh.. 'How to get rich off' of exploiting slave labor! I gotta spell it right!

不！…股票、Youtube、低價股…淦！

NOO.. 'stocks, YouTube, penny stocks'.. Fuck!

該死的，我好糟糕！我的老天！答案都是些合理的東西

God, damn it, I'm terrible! Oh my God! That was all logical things!

我在做什麼？為什麼我會預設謀殺模式！！

[laughing] What was I doing? Why was I defaulting to murder..

'I love the'- [whispering] taste of semen.

'I love the taste of' [evil voice] blood..

哈啊啊，我喜歡…肉的味道。可惡

hhaAAAAAAH, 'I love the taste ooooof'..meat. Damn it.

我的思考方向對了，我不知道我有多接近答案

那樣太蠢了，太愚蠢了。 我很抱歉，那樣太可笑了。

[giggling] I was on the right track.. I didn't know how close I was.

That is so stupid.. It's so stupid, I'm sorry, that's so stupid.

'I accidentally ate' [laughing] Jeff Goldblum..

That's not how you spell his name, damn it..

[feigning distress] oOH NO! I ACCIDENTALLY ATE GLUTEN?!?!

[uncontrollable giggling] a pet named 'Steve'..

[of course everyone has a pet named steve these days]

I don't, I don't know why that really made me laugh..

我想當海兵，我想當工程師…該死的

噢，我想當百萬富翁，那很明顯，合情合理

I wanna be a' marine, 'I wanna be an' [laughing] engineer.. God damn it.

Ohh, 'I wanna be a millionare' that's obvious, that's obvious.

抱歉，我…這不好笑！這樣並不好笑，我知道！

'I think I swallowed a' my pet named 'Steve'.. [uncontrollable giggling]

I'm sorry, I- this is not funny! This is not funny, I know this!

可惡。我認為我吞下了‥喔，一根雞骨頭、一塊玻璃 那，那很合理