The game where YOU try to guess what Google is gonna guess when YOU'RE trying to look up porn.

一款當你要找A片時，讓你猜Google搜尋結果的遊戲

Unless you're not looking up porn.. and if you're not, what're you doing with your life?

除非你沒有要找A片‥ 而如果你沒有，你的人生還有什麼意義？！

Come on! What else is the internet for?

拜託！不然網路還能用來做什麼…

So I, my favorite category is 'people' and not any of the other ones. I'll do the other ones to show you what they

我最喜歡的類別是＂人＂而不是其他的任何一個。 我之後還會再玩其他類別

are, but my favorite is people, because they're relatable human problems, that we humans have to experience,

但我最喜歡的是＂人＂ 因為他存在著能引起共鳴，我們必須經歷的人類問題

in our hu-man lives, with our hu-man limbs!

在我們人類的生活中，用我們人類的四肢

'Never put a'.. dick in your butt.

絕不把…老二放在你的屁股裡

[giggling] Dammit, God damn it.. I told myself I wasn't gonna start it off this way!

該死，天啊。我告訴自己不會這樣起頭的

'NEVER PUT A QUESTION MARK WHERE GOD'?!

絕不質問上帝？

'NEVER PUT A HAT ON YOUR BED'??

絕不把帽子放在床上？

'NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER'?

絕不把襪子放進烤麵包機裡？

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??

那是什麼鬼東西？

I JUST said this was #relatable bullshit! You're gonna give me THIS assetry?

我才剛說這是＃能引起共鳴的屁話，你就這樣給我這些荒謬的東西？

Fuck off, Google.

滾！Google

'How to look' ..handsome. Fuck.

如何看起來…英俊。 淦

'How to look' beeaautiful. FUCK.

如何看起來美～麗。 淦

'HOW TO LOOK' HOT.

如何看起來性感！

God, I gotta know what the internet wants. I gotta speak the internet lingo! It's very stuplistic language!

天阿我得知道網路想要什麼，我得說網路術語。 那是一個超簡化的語言！

'How to look'... less stupid.

如何看起來…比較不愚蠢

'How to look' cool! Also known as less stupid. BAM!

如何看起來酷！也就是比較不愚蠢。 BAM！

OOOOOOH, FUCK OFF!

噢！滾啦！

'How to look older, pretty, younger, skinny'.. [laughing] 'for bed bugs'..

如何看起來蒼老、漂亮、年輕、瘦…尋找臭蟲…

'Like a model', this is bullshit.

像模特兒，這真的是鬼扯

'I wanna buy a [singing] SNOWMAAN! Fuck.

我想買一個雪人～ 乾

I wanna buy a car! I wanna buy a house! I wanna buy a dog! I wanna buy a cat! Fuuck..

我想買一台車！我想買一棟房子！我想買一隻狗！ 我想買一隻貓！ 乾！！

I wanna buy a... [giggling] sibling

我想買兄弟姐妹(泣)

[laughing] I wanna buy... I WANNA BUY A WIFE! DAMN IT!

我想要買…我想買一個老婆！該死！

'I wanna buy a timeshare.. gun, boat.. tin-' Tiny! Tiny house! I wanna buy an itty bitty house, for Tiny Box Tim

我想要買一個分時渡假房、槍、船 迷你！迷你屋！我想要買小小屋，給小箱箱Tim住

to live in. Just an itty bitty one. It'll be adorable.

就小小的一個，一定會很口愛＜３

'My best friend is a' [singing] SNOWMAAN!

＂我最好的朋友是＂一個雪人～

'My best friend is' an asshole.

＂我最好的朋友是＂一個混帳

Aw fuck, come on. [laughing] That makes me look bad, oh no!

噢乾。這樣我看起來好壞。噢不！

'My best friend is a' cool guy. [laughing] Damn it.

＂我最好的朋友是＂一個很酷的傢伙。該死

'Is a guy, girl' who- Why would you need to look this up??

…是一個男人、女孩。誰、為什麼你們需要搜尋這個？

This isn't a Google worthy phrase! Alright, fine. You know what, whatever.

這不是一個值得Google的句子！好吧，算了。 你知道嗎，管他的

'MY FRIENDS ARE ALL' ..dead.

＂我的朋友都＂…死了

[laughing] Oh my God.. oh my God, that was one of 'em..

我的天啊…我的老天，那是其中一個

'My friends are all' jerks.

＂我的朋友都＂是混蛋

'My friends are all'...

＂我的朋友都＂

..cooler than I am!

比我酷！

Man, this is talking about my friends a lot. 'My friends are all'..

天，我說了我朋友不少。 ＂我的朋友都＂

...mean! Fuck..

刻薄！ 乾

'Wasted'? 'Wasted and I hate this club'?

喝掛了？喝掛了而我討厭這間夜店？

God, I gotta think more millennial. I gotta be more millennial on this..

天，我思考得更新穎。

'How to draw a' [singing] SNOWMAAN!

如何畫一個雪人～ 火柴人~

STICK FIGURE!

手～ 淦！

...HAND! FUCK!

玫瑰？！

'Rose'?!?!?!

如何靠…

'How to get rich off'..

愚蠢的人們致富

...of stupid people!

靠…網路

'Off'.. the internet!

如何靠家人致富

'How to get rich off' [evil voice] YOUR FAMILY.

痾…如何靠利用奴工致富！我得把字拼對

Eh.. 'How to get rich off' of exploiting slave labor! I gotta spell it right!

不！…股票、Youtube、低價股…淦！

NOO.. 'stocks, YouTube, penny stocks'.. Fuck!

打發時間最好的方法！

'Best way to kill' time!

啥？

wwhAAT?

殺你家人最好的方法！

'Best way to kill' your family!

殺你老婆最好的方法！

'Best way to kill' your wIFE!

該死的，我好糟糕！我的老天！答案都是些合理的東西

God, damn it, I'm terrible! Oh my God! That was all logical things!

我在做什麼？為什麼我會預設謀殺模式！！

[laughing] What was I doing? Why was I defaulting to murder..

我喜歡被…(上)

'I love the feeling of being'.....

(假裝咳嗽)...的感覺

[cough]

噢，好吧

[laughing] Okay, alright then.

我喜歡…(牛奶)的味道

'I love the'- [whispering] taste of semen.

我喜歡老二的味道

[uncontrollable giggling]

該死！

[giggling] 'I love the taste of' dick..

兩次都錯！

Damn it!

我喜歡血的味道

[laughing] Wrong both times!

耶！哈哈！

'I love the taste of' [evil voice] blood..

哈啊啊，我喜歡…肉的味道。可惡

YEAHAHAH!

我喜歡蛋蛋的味道！

hhaAAAAAAH, 'I love the taste ooooof'..meat. Damn it.

我很接近了！

[laughing] 'I love the taste of balls'!

我的天啊

I was so close!

我的思考方向對了，我不知道我有多接近答案

Oh my God..

那樣太蠢了，太愚蠢了。 我很抱歉，那樣太可笑了。

[giggling] I was on the right track.. I didn't know how close I was.

我不小心吃了傑夫‧高布倫

That is so stupid.. It's so stupid, I'm sorry, that's so stupid.

他的名字不是這樣拼的，該死

'I accidentally ate' [laughing] Jeff Goldblum..

我不小心吃了亞當·山德勒

That's not how you spell his name, damn it..

我不小心吃到蛋蛋

'I accidentally ate' Adam Sandler..

噢不！我不小心吃到麩質！

'I accidentally ate' balls..

噢！搞什麼啊！

[feigning distress] oOH NO! I ACCIDENTALLY ATE GLUTEN?!?!

我覺得我勃起了

AW, FUCK, MAN!

我覺得我有腫瘤

'I think I have' an erection.

我覺得我得癌症

'I think I have' a tumor.

我覺得我有…

'I think I have' cancer..

一隻寵物叫做Steve

'I think I have'...

(整個崩潰XD)

[uncontrollable giggling] a pet named 'Steve'..

我不知道為什麼那個能讓我笑

[of course everyone has a pet named steve these days]

我現在超想笑的，好嗎

I don't, I don't know why that really made me laugh..

我想當一個雪人～

I'm in a very giggly mood, okay?

我想當海兵，我想當工程師…該死的

'I wanna be a' [singing] snowman!

噢，我想當百萬富翁，那很明顯，合情合理

I wanna be a' marine, 'I wanna be an' [laughing] engineer.. God damn it.

我認為我吞下了陰莖

Ohh, 'I wanna be a millionare' that's obvious, that's obvious.

我認為我吞下了我的寵物Steve

'I think I swallowed a' penis.

抱歉，我…這不好笑！這樣並不好笑，我知道！

'I think I swallowed a' my pet named 'Steve'.. [uncontrollable giggling]

天啊…我知道！

I'm sorry, I- this is not funny! This is not funny, I know this!

乾，我很抱歉！

Oh man.. I know!

一片指甲

Fuck, man, I'm sorry!

可惡。我認為我吞下了‥喔，一根雞骨頭、一塊玻璃 那，那很合理

..a nail.

當同性戀是什麼感覺？

Damn it. 'I think I swallowed' oh, 'a chicken bone', 'piece of glass', that, that makes sense.

當女生是什麼感覺？

'What's it like to be' gay?

當一隻名叫Steve的寵物是什麼感覺？

'What's it like to be' a girl?

(命中笑點)

'What's it like to be' [laughing] a pet named 'Steve'?

痾哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！

[uncontrollable laughter]

阿呵呵呵呵呵呵呵...

[cry-laughing]

天，那真的是不好笑，真的是不好笑

God, that's so not funny, that's so not funny.

我他馬的快崩潰了

I'm going out of my God damned mind..

當你死了，你就真的死了

'When you die, you die for real.

你在遊戲中死去？

'you die' in the game?

當你死去，你會上天堂？

'When you die, you' go to heavaan?

當你死去，你會下地獄

Heaven?

可惡

'When you die, you' [evil voice] go to hell.

當你死去，你會變成一棵樹。 你就，變成一棵美麗的大樹～

Damn it!

唉，對不起，我很抱歉。我很，對於這部影片我很抱歉，我很抱歉我是一直傻笑的大白癡

[laughing] 'When you die, you become a tree' You just, become a great beautiful tree..

我，你可以從下面描述欄裡的連結玩這款遊戲

Oh man.. I'm sorry. I am so sorry. I am so- I am sorry for this video, I am sorry for being a God damn giggly fool..

非常謝謝你們大家的觀看， 如果你們想看我再玩這款遊戲，讓我知道

I- and you can play this game through the link in the description below.

我可能會探索其他的類別， 但目前為止我最喜歡的是＂人＂

Thank you everybody so much for watching, if you want to see more of this let me know, I might explore the other

再次謝謝大家的觀看， 老樣子，我會在下部影片

categories but so far people's my favorite.

與你們相見

So thanks again everybody for watching, and as always, I will see you

掰掰！

in the next video.

BUH-BYE!