Name: 回覆：8分鐘內零點 (Re:Zero IN 8 MINUTES)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:40:22.000Z
Duration: 8 min 50 s

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Subaru: Looks like this is just another boring day for Natsuki Subaru

看來菜月昴又要度過無聊的一天了

Nothing exciting ever happens- OH MY GOD, I JUST GOT TRANSPORTED TO A FANTASY WORLD AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA QUESTION IT

天啊！我被傳送到異世界了，不過我完全不覺得有什麼問題

Subaru: Oh my God! They have Irishmen here!

這將會是我人生中最美好的時光！

Subaru: Oh my God! They have naked furries here!

Oh my God! They have generic thugs about to beat me up here!

天啊，連準備搶我的混混都跟其他異世界作品一樣

Best Girl (not really): Main love interest incoming! Hi, I'm Emi-

White Hair Elf Girl: Uh, what? We literally just met five minutes ago-

啥？我們不是五分鐘前才認識嗎？

Subaru: I think I saw it here- Oh, god, I'm dead.

Satella- uh, Emilia: That's strange, I've never met you before but I feel I have..

Do you ever get that feeling of deja vü?

我被殺了卻不會死？（士郎4ni）

好奇怪喔，明明沒見過你，卻覺得很熟悉

Subaru: Okay, I keep dying and waking up in front of this guy, so that means..

嗯……每次我死掉之後，都會在這男的面前醒來

這表示說……（沒錯） 我一定有那種能力……（你快猜到啦）

（你都會回溯到某一個時間點）

Narrator: Oh, for fuck's- YOU CAN RETURN TO A VERY SPECIFIC POINT IN TIME, EVERY TIME YOU DIE.

我每次死掉之後，都會回溯到某一個時間點上！ （真是夠了）

>mfw i realize i don't die when i'm killed

－真是太感謝你了，存檔點大叔 －呃其實我的名字是……

Subaru: I can return to a very specific point in time every time I die!

－誰TM還會用掀蓋式手機啊 －哈哈哈……去問編劇啦

想拿到徽章，先跨過我的性感屍體再說

I'll trade you the insignia for this phone.

Discount Shrek: Who the hell uses flip-phones anymore?

你TM不是騎士嗎？ 怎麼變成自殺炸彈客了？

Fem Jeff the Killer: You can have the insignia over my dead, sexy body!

Subaru: Shut up, boner, now's not the time!

然後這一季就再也見不到她啦´_ゝ`

Well, it's a good thing I've got a swordsman!

我們是一對總是被當成女同志的雙胞胎

－我們是如此的同步 －我們甚至可以解決掉

Subaru: You said you were a swordsman, not a suicide bomber!

Elsa: Mark my words, you'll definitely see me again!

所以到底該如何區分妳們兩個？

Ram: We're twins who everyone thought we were lesbians at first.

跟這宅邸的詭異白臉主人一起洗澡的話

－才不要 －其實當管家還不錯嘛

Subaru: So what's the real difference between the two of you?

－我覺得我適應得很快 －啊啊啊雷姆為什麼妳要這樣虐我？ －因為你臭死了！

Ram: Nobody really gives a shit about me. ;_;

這最好可以當成殺人的理由啦！

Lemme be your butler, please please PLEAAAAAAASE!

You can if you take a bath with the creepy-looking pale guy who owns this mansion.

你有種似曾相似的感覺嗎？ （小可愛別擔心，救星來了）

Subaru (thinking): Well, this doesn't seem so bad, I can get used to being a butler-

－可是你感覺好像…… －就跟妳說沒有啦

你身上有個詛咒，我們得找出來源

IS THAT REALLY A REASON TO KILL SOMEONE?!

－這會傷害到艾米莉亞嗎？ －你真的得收斂一下你的EMT病

Ram: Are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost.

－EMT萬歲！！！ －我找到詛咒的來源了

Best Girl: Do you ever get that feeling of deja vü?

原來都是那隻小狗，這一切到底是怎麼回事

開什麼玩笑？妳之前把我虐了那麼多次

Loli-tsun-child: There's a curse and we need to find the source.

486，我現在要去一個很盛大的活動

Look, you need to calm down with this Emilia obsession! If I said that Emilia told you to jump off a cliff, would you-

It was- it was the dog all along. Uh, I don't get it either.

蛤？你到底有沒有聽懂我在說什麼？

你們這群垃圾，是哪一個在說我老婆EMT的壞話？

－我是賣萌的 －我是賣帥的 －我是賣肉的

Subaru: Are you kidding me?! You killed me multiple times! Like, pretty fuckin' horribly!

－我不喜歡艾米莉亞 －你竟然不是EMT派的！

Emilia: Subaru, I'm about to go to a really big event full of really important people.

Dense fuck: Got it, really big event, important people.

Emilia: Yes, so whatever you do, don't come inside ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and do anything you can to not embarrass me, got it?

Dense Fuck: Got it. Whatever I do, come inside ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and do anything I can to embarrass you.

What?! That's the complete opposite of what I said!

「EMT的魅力100項」 （給我閉嘴）

Ey, ey, ey, fuckfaces, which one of you cocksuckers has been shit-talking my waifu, Emilia?!

第100項：EMT是白毛啊！ （等這活動結束）

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